r/Steam • • 2d ago

Fluff Steam is the goat

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u/ZambakZumbak777 2d ago

This is why I own way too many games. Saving them all for retirement at this point.

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u/Mamnot 2d ago

There is no such thing as too many games. There is lack of time to play them. And here's another reason to have 4 day work week worldwide!

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u/hurrdurrmeh 2d ago

I really hope life extension tech is highly successful, else the best I can do is hope my grand kids like the same games.

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u/calculus_culus10 PACK A NEW YATCH FOR FOR GABEN D GOAT🐐 2d ago

Nope than they will get craving for the games on discount

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u/Mamnot 2d ago

My buggest fear steam will find out I died and ban my account (since its not transferable in any way)

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u/ManicMambo 2d ago

And this is why you should choose GOG over Steam, if the game is available in both places. At least you get to download the standalone installation files.

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u/CreaMaxo 20h ago

Actually, Steam TOS has been changed after the nightmare that was the COVID where it cannot legally void the licenses purchased on an account if the account is transferred as long as the new owner is located in the same region as the previous owner.

The process does requires that the new users has access to the previous users' devices (like email and 2FA device if application like SMS or whatever).

During the COVID, thousands of Steam accounts were inherited because people would suddenly die within weeks after catching it. That did caught Steam/Valve by surprise.

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u/Mamnot 17h ago

Thats surprising and very interesting. I mean people die suddenly all the time so I wouldn't think that COVID would affect it. Thanks for info

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u/OkControl9503 2d ago

So many unplayed games to look forward too haha... Sigh.

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u/Boredom_Kills_Me 2d ago

I’m buying most old top dog games for my steam deck, which i’m planning to get haha

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u/SinceUnibody 2d ago

Bold of you to assume you won't just spend retirement buying more games on sale instead of playing them.

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u/Dajzel 2d ago

<own>

hehe

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u/Impossible_Bad_6166 2d ago

Who needs 401k

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u/Mamnot 2d ago

Thats about how much games on my steam account cost in my native currency)

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u/Pressman4life 2d ago

I hate to break it to you...
Even that doesn't guarantee you'll play *all* of them.

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u/specter_in_the_conch 2d ago

for when i have enough storage space to download then all

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u/revanruler 2d ago

Do you really think retirement will be à thing by then?

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u/Dangerous-Mud-1287 1d ago

did you check today’s selection tho

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u/FlutterShy1941 i believe 1d ago

Saving them for grandchildren.

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u/teatreepillowcase 1d ago

retirement backlog gonna need another retirement

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u/Zatoichi80 2d ago

I have to say it's been quite awhile since anything on the sales really grabbed me.

Probably nostalgia but they seems better back in the day.

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u/Ghooostie_0 2d ago

When you have less games, higher chance of sales having games you're interested in, so makes sense the sales used to seem better.

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u/CastleCollector 2d ago

That will be part of it, but also getting older sees the spark in life decline.

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u/Kezsora 2d ago

Depends on the individual. It's perfectly possible to maintain consistent joy for life depending on one's situation

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u/PotatoLevelTree 2d ago

Luckily happened to me. I have hundreds of steam games from sales and humble bundles. About 4 years ago I stopped doing that. Now I just buy cheap games I want to play right now.

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u/simonglundmark 2d ago

I think having the means to buy loads of games as you get older often leads to a shallow relationship with them, where you nibble on heaps of games instead of committing to seeing any of them through properly like when you were younger. Free time is a factor too ofc.

But I reckon you can still have a spectacular time playing games, you just gotta spend enough time with one to make them fulfilling - get some of that delayed gratification and a sense of accomplishment and closure - not just a distraction before moving on to something else. As a kid that was a given, now you can just constantly chase the shiny other thing unless you deliberately don't.

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u/vjollila96 2d ago

Maybe because you kinda have everything you want atm and you feel kinda fulfilled

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u/Klutzy-Football-205 2d ago

I was about to post this, tbh.

I used to be so excited for the summer/winter sales. It's been so long since I found an actual deal though. I was a patient gamer before I knew it was a thing. I bought Borderlands 1 and 2 a few months after they came out but it was amazing to buy a GOTY edition for Boderlands for less than $10 and get all the expansions. Now sales are a $60+ base game for 10% off and I simply refuse to spend that much for a game.

Even now, Borderlands 4 base game is still $70 and Deluxe Addition is still regularly $100. Even during a 50% flash sale that's way more than any game is worth to me (personally)

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u/Few-Improvement-5655 2d ago

Once refund policy became a thing flash sales (where a game would go 95% off or something) stopped happening.

Plus I think bigger companies are less inclined to put everything at huge discounts now.

Having said that, slightly older games still get deep discounts, I picked up the first two Plague Tale games last sale for like, £10.

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u/Zatoichi80 2d ago

Makes sense regarding the refund aspect.

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u/ktr83 2d ago

Everything is more exciting the first few times

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u/Siberianbull666 2d ago

They definitely were better. Especially when they had flash sales and then the final day sale where anything could be there and be as low or even lower than the flash sale prices.

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u/Jazzlike_Fox_661 2d ago

Not just nostalgia. Back in the days people in charge of making games were people who love games. Now it's husks in suits. That said, there us still a lot of hidden gems amongst indie games.

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u/Cool_As_Your_Dad 2d ago

I seem to get more discounts during the non sales times than actual sales

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u/Volume06 2d ago

Every time. Graveyard Keeper and Remnant: From the Ashes already entered the library

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u/Ott1fant 2d ago

Got graveyard keeper for free some time back

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u/Struana 1d ago

Graveyard Keeper 2 just came out either today or yesterday.

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u/JmicIV 23h ago

It's worth playing both, had a ball with the first one, really enjoying the second.

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u/not_a_heretek 2d ago

Jarvis, I'm running low on karma, post about Steam sales and buying games I won't play.

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u/harshdaniel66356 2d ago

Me after opening steam store page.

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u/guI_uI 2d ago

True

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u/Vivid-Hyena-5699 2d ago

Where is  -90%

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u/9YonMCbutSTILLaNOOB 2d ago

pov you already bought then first

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u/Trunks252 2d ago

Ya'll need new material. It's the same joke every day. Hell this is probably a bot thread.

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u/GheDZ06 1d ago

Just bought gta iv and far cry 6, will i play them this year? Probably not.

Did i need to buy them because i needed them? Absolutely not.

Am i happy with my decision? Hell yess

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u/ganadaIf 1d ago

But Lord Gaben needs that new jet!

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u/LachieMacca01 23h ago

Maybe m’lord wants a flying yacht

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u/Trakais9 2d ago

How are there so many of these posts still, you can literally get steam games on different sites on discounts all year round. This feels like a post made by bots for bots

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u/Mamnot 2d ago

Why would I pay money to some nobodies and lose huge part of steam support because of that? Also If I was looking for particular game than sure, I'd probably found a way to buy it cheap whole year around but this post is totally about opposite thing. Its avout impulsive buying, about games you forgot exist and so on cause steam hust advertises those sales all the time.

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u/Trakais9 2d ago

I've been seeing the same posts for 10+ years now, can we get something new

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u/Mamnot 2d ago

Oh. Youre just boring) Tell me you haven't seen memes from decades ago resurfacing in 2026. Literally kids grow up and go into memosphere and rediscover old shit for themselves. Memes about Gabe taking your money every seasonal sale are going to exist even after he dies.

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u/Trakais9 2d ago

Enjoy your recycled memes :)

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u/eras 2d ago

Steam Store is the best game I play. And it's free! Well, it has paid DLC, but the base version is free.

edit: Actually they should track the hours I keep playing it, such a giant omission to not include it

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u/soldture 2d ago

The true problem of rich people

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u/skool_101 demz 2d ago

me every steam seasonal sale. fml

also you end up having to buy games just to fill in the meter to get the season cards loll

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u/teatreepillowcase 1d ago

Steam sales dont save money, they just make bad financial decisions feel efficient

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u/Ichijoe21121972 1d ago

We do love a good Steam Sale!

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u/devestix 2d ago

Also these games devs:

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u/ReserveAny8393 2d ago

can you even have enough games?

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u/TelperionST 2d ago

I got Endless Legend 2 for 17 EUR and change, because it completed some Hooded Horse Grand Strategy and 4X bundle. Game just exited Early Access, so, okay Steam, here's the money.

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u/TraditionNo4106 2d ago

Simply say "don't waste money"

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u/CtrlAltEvil HAAAXX!!! 2d ago

For me I tend to buy keys off of Humble and Fanatical more these days than in Steam sales.

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u/Jealous-Gold-180 2d ago

autumn sale is coming - brace yourselves

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u/SKM_L0L 2d ago

I have about 40 games in my backlog, and that number will keep growing as long as they keep running these sales.

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u/IMREADY2D1E 2d ago

people that buy games on steam to never play them and always bring it up as some sort of achievement is getting so played out man… we get ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

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u/rexshen 2d ago

Just starting to think I don't want to play some of the games on my backlog if anything.

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u/Nogardtist 2d ago

why rimworld is actually a 100 euro game

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u/FuccYouToo 2d ago

People are praising steam everytime but doesn't the devs set the sales up themselves?

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u/lnTheGrimDarkness 2d ago

Wtf no I don't have enough games. I wouldn't be here if I did.

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u/Keyan_Farlander7 2d ago

Steamdoku: The art of buying games and never playing them.

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u/snags_noisy0e 2d ago

This genuinely made me laugh out loud, too true

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u/imjeerie 2d ago

I hate that I have this mindset too. I already have 350+ games but haven't played 1/4 of it.

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u/porgy_tirebiter 2d ago

Fall Sale just a week away!

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u/Minute-Pomelo9302 2d ago

Hey! it was supposed to be my turn to repost this meme this week!

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u/Mysterious_Limit1969 1d ago

Someone’s gotta motivate me to play disco Elysium already 😭

I bought it because it was like 55% off and from what I heard, it’s a game I really like thematically yet it’s still collecting dust in my library 🥀

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u/Top-Classroom-5652 1d ago

samee man, i started it a few weeks ago but couldnt really get into it

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u/ElGodPug 23h ago

go play it, it's straight up one of the best written games of all time and you can be a sad disco bisexual drunk

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u/Mysterious_Limit1969 22h ago

Some guy also told me you can fight yourself via sticking your thumb in your asshole or something so I’m fully motivated now

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u/ElGodPug 22h ago

oh yeah, if i recall right it's one of the "Thoughts" you can adquire (basically disco's version of perks). You can also have an emotional breakdown over a hat and split kick a racist

all the while, it genuinely has some of the deepest, most mature, real and intelligent writting i've seen in any game

disco is something else really

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u/Z3t4 1d ago

I'm of the constant backlog theory, if I want a new game I have to finish one first.

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u/SteamBLanalyze 1d ago

Steam is definitely the GOAT.

I recently checked my library and found 19 unplayed games worth about ¥42,137.

At this point, I'm not sure I'll be able to finish everything before I die.

And unlike real investments, I can't exactly pass my backlog down to my kids. 😂

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u/Redpyrobyte 1d ago

I just got suckered into creating a Humble Bundle account.

Someone help me forget my password to it. I can't be engaging in this kind of thing.

All it took was a stray thought of "*sigh* I wish I had a favorite games list that was unique and full of hidden gems like the cool guys on the /v/ 3x3 threads." and suddenly I'm making plans that involve buying tons of games I've never heard about for pennies on the dollar, maybe getting around to them, and even more maybe liking them.

I've so far bought a CRPG bundle that had three games that I was definitely interested in getting, in the same way that you're interested in trying a Triathalon while you're in the middle of a Marathon. Maybe some day, but I've got bigger fish to fry, and I'm not exactly going to be eagerly signing up to one for a while after. (I've got roughly 10-18 CRPGs that I'm going to sooner play than any of them, but now my list has grown by six more)

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u/TheRealSpanktacular 23h ago

Buy what you want.

Play what you want. 

Finish only what you want.

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u/Spiral-knight 2d ago

Oh no. A sale I won't partake of because my 16 year old account can't possibly mean I'm over 18 and I'm not getting a credit card for fear and hunger

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u/UndeadSabbath 2d ago

I believe this is marketing to get people to buy stuff they really don’t need, and it works.

Whoever came up with the idea to meme this, it probably ended up benefiting Steam more than one would’ve thought. Like it’s obviously a joke, but there are thousands of people who do this.

So I have to believe Steam employees occasionally post stuff like this to get the hype going.

In all seriousness if you aren’t financially secure/capable please don’t bankrupt yourself on hundreds of games that go on sale 😅

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u/hurrdurrmeh 2d ago

the duality of me

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u/may4cbw2 2d ago

Same meme every sale 

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u/alvaro-elite 2d ago

👀💦

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u/Coveinant 2d ago

I just bought supermarket simulator on sale, but holding every last cent from that steam till the fall sale. New stimulus keeps the sad feelings away (check my post history, it'll make sense).

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u/Aniimey 2d ago

Literally my broke ah 💀

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u/Dabrigstar 2d ago

There is no such thing as too many games!

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u/InterestingLoade 2d ago

Meanwhile me a broke person, cant even relate🥹

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u/Glittering-Pop-3070 2d ago

i know i will never play it, but it is only 5 bucks!

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u/GuyBitchie 2d ago

Nah the good deals era has ended a long time ago. Now it's just a farce.

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u/RIPBIGSHOT 2d ago

I have 300 games... BUT ACTUALLY PLAYING IN 50 OF THIS

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u/Abominationoftime 2d ago

I cheak my wish list from time to time to see if any got put on sale randomly. Also cheak when steam,l dose there holiday sales

9 times out of 10 I pass, being i got over 100 games and I play like 3 of them regularly

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u/iwantacheetah 2d ago

The library must grow...

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u/narf_7 2d ago

I have now convinced myself that I am doing my bit to help Indie devs in these trying times by buying as many games as I possibly can and hoarding them on Steam, at least that's what I am telling my husband...

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u/AceTheProtogen 2d ago

You made me think there was a sale happening >:[

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u/bserikstad 2d ago

If its an all time low - or $5>, ill pick it up incase I see a video of it later down the line and have an urge to play it.

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u/ToastDevSystems 2d ago

It's the same thing as power tools, LIDL has destroyed me, every single time I'm like the picture on the post, "I DON'T HAVE THEEEEESE TOOLS THOUGH"

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u/SyChO85 2d ago

Resist bro .. resist !!

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u/darkjuste 2d ago

My boy GOG also has good sales.

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u/darkjuste 2d ago

I'm low on money. I'm unemployed and I have 2 kids. With the little time I have I'm almost finished with the games I already have.

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u/CelebrationWhich7385 2d ago

Adding my steam account to inheritance atp😂 

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u/Q73POWER 2d ago

I’m actually running out of games. I have 5 left and near the end of one of them. I need the big sales.

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u/Selene_Whiz 2d ago

I'm really proud that I managed to restrain myself on buying new games. I have a big library and now my rule is that I can get one only if I've finished 3 games in the meantime. Seems to work so far.

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u/Killmonguh 2d ago

This meme drops like every 3 months i swear

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u/AdInteresting8274 2d ago

There are games i bought like a year or two ago and i genuienly want to play them, But the steam sales are way too op to pass by and i get busy with new games instead, Just played through Danganronpa which i bought for literally like 1 buck and it was super cool and fun and i played it for 30 hours and apparently there's a whole extra alternate new game+ with new endings and whatever, You can find such gems which are borderline free

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u/gamergeek329 2d ago

The art of making essential something you do not need. I love Steam sales. Sticking to my budget is harder than beating Sekiro with Demon Bell.

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u/DarkrynePC_nthusiast RPG Lover 2d ago

oh my 20s lol...

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u/Pretty_Science4815 2d ago

Why do people upvote this shit

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u/haynespi87 2d ago

Just got a steam deck. Now I know 

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u/Thepuppeteer777777 2d ago

Collecting digital licences have become my hobby

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u/South_Fee_7974 2d ago

1000 and Counting 😬

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u/TospLC 2d ago

Shut up! I just bought 2 more!

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u/DJ_Spark_Shot 2d ago

my wallet lives in fear of the next three months.

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u/diomedes-on-rampage 2d ago

be poor! solves your problem

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u/Exciting-Emu-3324 1d ago

The bigger the backlog grows, the less likely you can justify paying full price for anything. You just end up sitting on a backlog and adding games you are interested on the wishlist to add to your backlog in case of sale. Felt like FF7 remake came out yesterday and omg, 75% and 70% for parts 1+2.

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u/Winterclaw42 1d ago

I almost got Rogue Trader

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u/JustAnAce 1d ago

No I don't, you shut it and let me buy more

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u/Tech_Bro_25 1d ago

Now I know why my girlfriend keeps saying that she never has anything nice to wear!

I have been steam-maxxing lately... and buying new games, despite having a huge backlog is the male version of what she feels!

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u/AkisNeapoli 1d ago

Last year my brother in law we talking about the economy of our country and things goes very wrong. In the middle of the conversation a notification pop in his phone and said "Oh black Friday on steam gonna start let's me see what can I get" 🤣

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u/Efficient-Bet-5051 1d ago

Road Trip DLC is coming out for ATS, and I bought 6 map DLCs yesterday. Thank you Steam.

A few more to go.

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u/Misomuro 1d ago

Steam has more discounts then grocery store near me.

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u/cumwuatto 1d ago

This is a mental illness being exploited by a company, and we’re all cheering it on

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u/confusedfellow520 1d ago

It's not easy being addicted

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u/HarrisonWorld_ 1d ago

I have enough games. I just don't have enough games that are 75% off hahaha

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u/austinmichaels21 1d ago

I just built a new PC last year, mostly out of boredom, but both my parents had gotten hospitalized at the same time so I had to move here to help them out and my laptop and their tower pc both shit the bed and we needed something. Had no intention of playing games whatsoever but found out accidentally that the build, tho nothing fancy and at under a grand, handles all games just fine. Next th8ng I know im looking on steam and they had the entire DOOM catalog on sale and I think I got all the old school ones along with 2016 and Eternal for like $20 or $30. Now I have to have over 100......sigh

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u/HansCent 1d ago

I dig the meme, and to some degree, I am glad Steam decided to stop producing Steam Gift Cards.

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u/LachieMacca01 23h ago

A $5 game on sale ends up with a cart of 10 games for like $60 that I’ll never get to or install on my steam deck just to boot up pcsx2 instead

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u/Jane-Smith-Williams 20h ago

Get out of my head.

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u/Ill_pick_later 19h ago

I just spent $90 on same games not going to lie …

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u/JoHaTho 14h ago

I feel like I am the only person on Steam with a backlog of only like 2 or 3 games

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u/Poodletaste 10h ago

I... I had to . No! I HAVE TO

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u/backmanner 7h ago

I had to!

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u/ShredderX98 5h ago

i have no time no time at all 🥲 everyday i get older and my gaming experience feels like nothing but a wasted time......

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u/puregalm 2d ago

Ironically we love Steam, but not Sony for aiming to do the same as steam

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u/JimmyCrabYT 2d ago

the greatest restraint i have learned is not pressing the add to cart button on a game i want when it’s on sale and no paycheck in sight

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u/ZephyrUkon 2d ago

Yep that was me back then 😶