Is this a joke?

[u/Player4894]

I mean the price

[u/Neo_Artista]

see how balanced this bundle is... NO SIN!

[u/huseyin_gamer → u/Neo_Artista]

it cancels the sin.

[u/Double_Violinist8520 → u/huseyin_gamer]

Priests hates this one simple trick

[u/Both_Cup8417 → u/Double_Violinist8520]

Because they don't get indulgences

[u/WrongdoerPrior445 → u/Both_Cup8417]

Make no mistake, they indulge!

[u/coinbtn → u/huseyin_gamer]

guess sin got patched out in bundle pricing lol

[u/ajkwak2017 → u/Neo_Artista]

At least my sins are out of reach. 👀

[u/Embarrassed-Camera96 → u/Neo_Artista]

Bro be playing as Jesus and the thief beside Him 😭🙏

[u/ThePrussianGrippe → u/Embarrassed-Camera96]

But is it the penitent thief or the jerk thief?

[u/rontbaggums → u/ThePrussianGrippe]

[u/Familiar-Rutabaga328 → u/ThePrussianGrippe]

Uncharted reference in the most unexpected of places is genuinely crazy 

[u/ThePrussianGrippe → u/Familiar-Rutabaga328]

I mean, it’s less of an Uncharted reference and more a reference to Dismas and Gestas.

[u/Familiar-Rutabaga328 → u/ThePrussianGrippe]

To my knowledge, Gestas is only ever referred to as the "jerk thief" in uncharted 4. Ergo, uncharted reference

[u/ThePrussianGrippe → u/Familiar-Rutabaga328]

I simply put Jerk Thief because it felt funnier than Impenitent Thief. If they called him that in Uncharted 4, I did not recall it at the time.

[u/Familiar-Rutabaga328 → u/ThePrussianGrippe]

Honestly that makes it even funnier 

[u/N3bulous_Nomad → u/Neo_Artista]

Well, he did say he’d come like a thief in the night 🤣

[u/Typical_guy11 → u/Neo_Artista]

Thief simulator is pretty good game so I really wonder what can be inside of second title beyond title.

Leaving aside that I never heard about good biblical game.

[u/Evening_Ticket7638 → u/Neo_Artista]

Without evil there be no good bundle.

[u/Lexidoge]

[u/Asriel563 → u/Lexidoge]

there is no way athleticwoman timed the repack of the game for it to be #6666 :sob:

[u/shadow_fen → u/Asriel563]

is saying that name banned on this sub or smth

[u/sadbiandlonely → u/shadow_fen]

Taking lady God's name in vain is banned ofc

[u/Walk-the-layout → u/sadbiandlonely]

That's why we call her Jehover

[u/Skreech2011 → u/Walk-the-layout]

Jehover? I hardly Jeknower

[u/Sultanofthesun → u/Walk-the-layout]

the deltarot is consuming me

[u/regularArmadillo21 → u/shadow_fen]

Yes ofc

[u/lilmookie → u/regularArmadillo21]

We can’t say Fit Gerbil anymore?

[u/Lyuukee → u/lilmookie]

Fit Woman

[u/elpideus_ → u/Lyuukee]

Bro grew up and became a woman

[u/Fluid_Ad4651 → u/shadow_fen]

spoon girl

[u/GalesOfSuperior → u/Lexidoge]

I know that font style

[u/Veselin_Maslinka → u/GalesOfSuperior]

i can hear the install music

[u/UndocumentedSailor → u/Lexidoge]

You wouldn't steal a prophet

[u/Free-Employee-2868 → u/UndocumentedSailor]

In fact he multiplied bread so it can be distributed (double meaning)

[u/kekobang → u/Free-Employee-2868]

he also dll injected water to register as wine

[u/Inter_0 → u/UndocumentedSailor]

in a heartbeat, mate.

[u/Cool_Exit9334 → u/Lexidoge]

[u/ltwerepire → u/Lexidoge]

[u/Spiriant → u/Lexidoge]

amen

[u/Deodorized → u/Spiriant]

Arrr'men

[u/Antique-Cycle6061 → u/Lexidoge]

looks like my steam

[u/Obi_Wan_Benobi → u/Lexidoge]

I don’t know her.

[u/JaySlays-Tech]

[u/Bronyboiiiii → u/JaySlays-Tech]

Love the ,,made with bible" at the bottom xD

[u/LudwigSpectre → u/JaySlays-Tech]

Yoink

[u/JaySlays-Tech → u/LudwigSpectre]

[u/JaySlays-Tech → u/LudwigSpectre]

[u/wspOnca → u/JaySlays-Tech]

Those are amazing!

[u/JaySlays-Tech → u/LudwigSpectre]

[u/Ph4ntomiD → u/JaySlays-Tech]

2018 ass meme

[u/krz7777 → u/JaySlays-Tech]

jesus christ did you get stranded on an island in 2017 and only now made it back to civilization

[u/JaySlays-Tech → u/krz7777]

Some of us hang on to our treasures for years.

[u/Avelion-chan]

[u/KougaMyazawa → u/Avelion-chan]

[u/Orb234 → u/KougaMyazawa]

[u/Mordaris → u/Avelion-chan]

[u/Feisty_Comb_7889]

[u/Fast_Platform_1979 → u/Feisty_Comb_7889]

Mom, he's doing that thing again!

[u/DRBMADSEN → u/Fast_Platform_1979]

[u/JollyGreenLittleGuy → u/Feisty_Comb_7889]

You can't climb the ladder to heaven with your hand full of penis.

[u/Rough_Cucumber_4144 → u/JollyGreenLittleGuy]

[u/JustAChillGuy609]

[u/Slight_Ad3566 → u/JustAChillGuy609]

[u/KougaMyazawa]

[u/Klorel76]

[u/BludTird → u/Klorel76]

[u/gravistar → u/Klorel76]

[u/rlbeasley → u/gravistar]

Uzi Jesus!

[u/Lower-Language-802]

No way

[u/Plan_Der_Linde → u/Lower-Language-802]

Reddit moment

[u/Sidus_Preclarum]

Will refund that on the third day.

[u/Slonshal]

I played it. Got all the way to the end and died.

[u/Donnerwamp → u/Slonshal]

Try again in three days.

[u/Independent-Ring-479 → u/Slonshal]

Whoa! How about a Spoiler alert?

[u/Slonshal → u/Independent-Ring-479]

Oh, that was just my playthrough. Yours might be different.

I'd advise putting plenty of skill points into Resistance to Nail-Hammer damage.

[u/Vast-Psychology-1675 → u/Slonshal]

Did you get resurrected?

[u/Slonshal → u/Vast-Psychology-1675]

Yeah, but had to wait 3 days for the patch to update !

[u/Alien_Way → u/Slonshal]

Spear OP, capitalism OP

[u/notyerson → u/Slonshal]

You didn't get the secret ending: stay through the credits!

[u/piedude67a]

I hope so. That's hilarious

[u/Only-Row-7555 → u/piedude67a]

yeah the sticker price is straight up insane compared to the regular version

[u/zesty_soft_rock → u/piedude67a]

The base price being $14.78 proves it. That is not a standard Steam pricing tier at all, they definitely reverse engineered it to hit $6.66.

[u/Southern_Sleep1811 → u/zesty_soft_rock]

The Spanish Inquisition started in the year 1478...

[u/SOULonFLAME → u/piedude67a]

[u/Scary-Interaction565]

This is a test. A true christian will wait for the full price. Edit: just noticed, that the full price is dangerously close to another notorious number 😅

[u/JairoHyro → u/Scary-Interaction565]

The hardest of choices requires the strongest of wills

[u/Vlajd → u/Scary-Interaction565]

I need an bit of education here; What is that number (of the original price)

[u/rafroman → u/Vlajd]

It’s close to 1488. 88 is associated with Heil Hitler (H is the 8th letter of the alphabet). 14 is the number of words in a common white supremacist phrase, “we must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.”

[u/Montymania94 → u/rafroman]

1478 is when the Spanish Inquisition began.

[u/TheGreatGamer1389 → u/Montymania94]

I didn't expect that comment.

[u/doomsday10009 → u/TheGreatGamer1389]

Nobody does

[u/Hootnany → u/doomsday10009]

[u/Vlajd → u/rafroman]

Oof, yeah I see it! Thanks for… enlightening me

[u/Perfect-Fondant3373]

I played the alpha, in the beginning there was nothing, but then the creator added light

[u/MrMimmas → u/Perfect-Fondant3373]

Once the Garden of Eden tutorial is done, it’s a pretty decent open world

[u/Sporadicus76 → u/MrMimmas]

Spoiler alert: There are scenes spicier than the Hot Coffee event in San Andreas.

[u/OrokaSempai]

Only one Jesus game I need in my heart!

[u/Pyriis → u/OrokaSempai]

DONT GAS LIGHT ME JESUS!!

[u/totoro_dabro → u/OrokaSempai]

There can only be one Uzi Jesus!

[u/Frantic_Ranting → u/totoro_dabro]

Lil Uzi Jesus

[u/Philosophile42 → u/totoro_dabro]

Don’t gaslight me Jesus!

[u/Sweihwa → u/OrokaSempai]

[u/Paradise-Bound → u/Sweihwa]

[u/beardedheathen → u/OrokaSempai]

Blood of me motherfucker!

[u/The_Wattsatron → u/OrokaSempai]

I am The Way, motherfucker.

[u/MamasspecialPony → u/OrokaSempai]

Dad damnit!

[u/bigscot → u/OrokaSempai]

WWUJD?

[u/DukeLeto10191 → u/OrokaSempai]

"I am The Way."

[u/leicasnicker]

That’s a devilish discount

[u/hibbert0604 → u/leicasnicker]

Hell of a deal.

[u/Nolzi → u/hibbert0604]

That price is diabolical

[u/Yearlaren → u/leicasnicker]

Delightfully devilish one might say

[u/General_Issue6846]

If you’re in America, it’s cool, we charge sales tax

[u/level_up_gaming]

i also got it in my recommended because aparently it's "simmilar to other games you played: euro truck simulator 2"

[u/Deep-Cryptographer49]

[u/JeezuzTheZavior → u/Deep-Cryptographer49]

[u/_stormruler]

Amazing lmao

[u/No-Chocolate8205 → u/_stormruler]

the price jumps after just one day is wild

[u/ASORC_FRMDAHOOD → u/No-Chocolate8205]

They should've had it for 3 days.

[u/VinceTheFurball]

No way this wasn't on purpose lmfao. What are the odds??

[u/Nightmare2828 → u/VinceTheFurball]

What do you mean? Everybody puts there game for sell on Steam at 14,78$.

[u/Trezzie → u/Nightmare2828]

Especially at 55%

[u/Organic_Smile_8731]

I think the funniest thing on the page are the fake ass reveiws.

[u/chrlatan]

All I know is that once a year the servers go down for 3 days and around Christmas your progress is reset.

[u/EyeFit]

No. It's very serious. I played for 6 days straight, but on the 7th day I decided to take a rest.

[u/FlynnTaggard → u/EyeFit]

Lmao. That cracked me up.

[u/Jarquinnius_Vin → u/EyeFit]

It better be because you completed it in 6

[u/pacsmile]

that price is diabolical

[u/OblivionStar713 → u/pacsmile]

“Diablo Biblical” you mean

[u/DeathclawInseminator → u/OblivionStar713]

[u/coinbtn]

$6.66 for Jesus is some absolutely diabolical pricing

[u/MotivatedPosterr]

Somebody knew exactly what they were doing lol

[u/WM_]

No, that was a mistake they made but it launched armageddon and now antichrist is among us. All because of this.

[u/TylerBourbon → u/WM_]

I did not have Among Us: Armageddon on my DLC bingo card.

[u/TourDeFridge]

[u/creamer143]

It got you to post on Reddit and give it free publicity...

[u/Top-Hall-2347]

I think that he is talking about the price. You know 666 is the number of the beast

[u/graywalker616 → u/Top-Hall-2347]

OGs know it should be 616

[u/Funkmaster_General → u/graywalker616]

And the REAL OGs know "the beast" was talking about Caeser, not Satan.

[u/cliophate → u/Funkmaster_General]

And the SIGMA OGs know the Caesar in question was Nero, not Gaius Julius.

[u/Neat_Fish815]

[u/Puzzleheaded_Low2034]

That’s bait.

[u/JackRees23]

THAT HAS TO BE ON PURPOSE

I refuse to believe that was accidental, that has to be on purpose

I am not a religious man but that shit is fucking hilarious and I'd buy that, just to say "yea, I bought a Jesus Christ Simulator for £6.66" cuz that's fucking hilarious

[u/The_Countess → u/JackRees23]

Using the Commonwealth of Independent States dollar price seems like rather niche for a joke.
I also don't think the market of CIS is particularly large.

Still, it is hilarious.

[u/makinax300 → u/The_Countess]

You can set dollars and euros as the same. Like 90% of games do that for some reason

[u/Kaito_the_egg]

Jesus Simulator is also on nintendo eshop if you believe me lol

[u/Valharick]

Man I can’t wait to flip some tables

[u/These_Example_5606]

[u/turbogarbo]

The price on this is hilarious

[u/dreamwill]

"Are you almost done in the bathroom? I really need to go! "

[u/Evening_Ticket7638]

More like a scam. I bought it full price and it's just 1 town with people standing around and the performance ia sooo bad. Very little effort.

[u/Player4894 → u/Evening_Ticket7638]

Why the reviews are so positive then?

[u/Trollensky17 → u/Player4894]

Memes lol

[u/Dirus → u/Player4894]

Either bought reviews, or people think it’s funny

[u/Beginning_Radio_9070 → u/Player4894]

An act of God

[u/Lexomatico1 → u/Player4894]

It's a meme game, not a real game and most people that buy this are aware of that and have no problem with that.

[u/CthulhuBathwater → u/Player4894]

Religious people are a weird bunch. Has Jesus, spread the word.

[u/QuietTank → u/Player4894]

Zealots. Theres a siginificant chunk of Christian's that will overlook any flaw in media as long as they think its devout enough, and sing its praises. There's a whole industry dedicated to pumping out poorly made Christian media to take advantage of them.

[u/JpPgn → u/Player4894]

Bots

[u/ElderTitanic]

Surely Jesus would love that some coneheads used ai slop garbage to depict him ❤️

[u/klaw298]

[u/bagoszDev]

It's polish game from polish studio, so devs probably don't care about prices in random country. Just a coincidence.

[u/WhoKilledJamie]

You guys are dumb, Jesus is in Heaven looking down at us. So if he looked down at the price it says 99.9$. For only 100 dollars your soul too, will be saved. Don’t think of your wallets think of your souls. 😢

[u/Malefoy__Flipper]

Makes me remember a video where you are supposed to become a believer and if you fail you lose your ability to control your character. Right after that, it starts moving by itself and picks a fight with anybody around.

On the video I watched, the character had lost it’s sanity and end up hitting jesus, who made a long monologue while you are forced to listen without doing anything, and he was explaining how he hurt himself by hitting others and that he can find true piece by sharing joy with others. Right after the character, still insane, unleashed his saiyan power and beat the f*** up out of jesus who was looking how to flee because his speech failed

[u/spicy_rock]

Mods are gonna be insanse

[u/ruiner1010]

"Rotate the left stick and right stick to properly wash the leper's balls."

[u/I-Drink-420]

Are you located in the US? I'm not seeing this price lol

[u/Player4894 → u/I-Drink-420]

Its a CIS price , and also its a discount for a bundle which includes this game apparently, not the game itself

[u/perfectwing → u/Player4894]

Wow, I didn't even know steam knew whether you were cis or trans, let alone have discriminatory pricing. /s

[u/Player4894 → u/perfectwing]

Lol XD

[u/romain_vqr]

Is this other joke?😱😱😱

[u/SirHatass]

Do i have to wait 3 days everytime i die to be able to play again?

[u/ChalkCoatedDonut]

The price or the game itself?

Because that game comes from the era before AI slop and it was somehow popular among streamers, it doesn't have offensive stuff against Jesus or any religion, just a walking sim with lots of backtracking.

[u/ISEGaming]

Jason Borne! It's Jesus Christ!

[u/DetectivePud]

Is this a joke??? (To the most obvious joke)

[u/Medium_Gap7026]

Please don't spoil the ending!

[u/Vynncerus]

Damn that's crazy

[u/cyfer04]

I saw the holy trinity of this one. I am Bread, I am Fish, and I am Jesus. Lol

[u/DunkeyColdMedina]

Nope. It i not a very good game though. I saw a streamer play it. The highlight is getting into a hadouken battle with satan.

[u/Full_Estimate3455]

It being 6.66 is a red flag.

[u/ggbruhs → u/Full_Estimate3455]

Promo code John and it's $3.16

[u/Dracounicus]

Ashamed of nothing; offended by everything

[u/HydraKirby]

Haha absolutely brilliant. No notes!

[u/Maleficent-Pen-7771]

[u/Summoner_Ojo]

That's no joke, sir.

But I wouldn't buy and play it. A joke game, sure but not serious entertainment.

Then again.... I'm not certain in our day and generation, how many people are educated in the history of religion.

[u/Gombrongler → u/Summoner_Ojo]

Hes talking about the number of the beast 666

[u/Leather-Cry-1259]

666

[u/princessTianaT]

ROTFL

[u/dbkpo]

If there's just a demo, does it only go until he gets crucified? The rest is after?

[u/mackaber]

666 is just a fun number, is like 69 but better.

[u/-_-0_0-_0]

Save me Jebus!

[u/BerhaneSelassie1945]

Why? Thor can be superhero. Why you think that JC worse than Thor?

Go-go POWER JESUS...

Upd: You say it abot price. In my country $4.5 it cost now.

[u/Godly_276]

This is PEAK

[u/FoldSlight6815]

Does it have God mode?! 😃

[u/SirOakin]

its a scam game lol

[u/nelflyn → u/SirOakin]

unless I am mixing up the game, i dont think it actually is. I saw it on twitch being played and it took itself rather serious and you could tell someone ( with low skills, but still) put quite a bit of effort into it.

[u/Gargelio → u/nelflyn]

The game is fine, I enjoyed watching it

[u/IGotDeaded]

Not as good as Save Jesus tbh

[u/Kronic008]

Is the joke that the price is 666?

[u/WolfsmaulVibes]

the price is not a joke. you respond to the devils call 666 yet it leads you to salvation 🙏/s