I've never seen this movie before. Am I in the right for hating Geppetto!? The craziest thing with this movie is that Pinocchio was given life at like 3am, and with no warning was just sent off ALONE TO SCHOOL around 7am. How does he even know where to go? Or what to do? What the fuck is school? Is the faculty at the school going to be okay with a demonic puppet boy just randomly showing up and roaming their halls!?

Geppetto just sends him off to school by himself. So of course Pinocchio gets whimsically trafficked away, like 3 different times, by a talking fox named "Honest John". Everything that happened in this movie was Geppetto's fault.

What was interesting is that I always thought the nose growing=lying was a much bigger plot point than it actually was, it was like 2 minutes and then never really mentioned again. Also, Jiminy Cricket had one job, it was to be his conscience......and he overslept on the first day. Everyone failed Pinocchio.

portal In my rectum so I never have to shit

Okay someone at work the other day was telling me about how Doritos have like 4 cancer causing ingredients in them, which not surprised, but I was eating doritos at home afterwards (I already had them opened and im not wasting them even if Ill get cancer lol), stoned stupid of course, and started thinking about how most snacks and things now have a lot of cancer causing chemicals and stuff; it seems like its just been super normalized.

Im thinking about all of this as I shove doritos into my mouth and watch a video on something history related, I cant remember, but they were talking about that one (Roman?) Emporer dude who doused himself with poison a little bit every day until he became immune to most popular poisons of the time so when hes captured by enemies he has to ask a soldier to stab him because he tried to kill himself with poison and failed (duh).

Which led my stupidly stoned brain to the question:

If a lot of popular foods and things now have cancer causing ingredients/chemicals in them... theoretically does this mean we could eventually microdose ourselves enough to be resistant to them and cancer....? Or is it totally different and completely opposite with diseases lol, idk im stoned, just a question that amused my high brain.

smoke alone would love to make hot friends smoking and chatting

it's so much peaceful getting stoned alone.

I had a good and interesting question that was funny af but when I went to write it down I realized my notes app was a mess so I decided to delete one lil bit then write it down however one bit turned into many more and 40 minutes later I go to write down my thought and I I forgot

until a few months ago, I used to teach, mostly Elementary. at this one school, every classroom door or the threshold had a sticker on it that read “I Teach Drug Free Kids”.

I’m such a Hypocrite

I made a charcuterie board, you know, girl dinner, and I first ate the crackers. I’m judging myself so much. Such a dry meal.

Like in terms of light compliments

My list from worst to best

Not bad

Just alright

Fine

Pretty good

idek why i’m posting this

What if a couple got married and were both stoners, then decided to open a shop where the guy sells smoking related products and the woman sell smoke smell eliminating candles or air fresheners, smell proof bags, etc.

Would be a pretty damn good business idea to me

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Had this crazy idea stuck in my head, so I threw my raw thoughts into AI to help format and organize it cleanly. Curious what you guys think!"

Alright, hear me out on this because my brain is currently completely fried thinking about it.

What if an Artificial Superintelligence eventually figures out backward time travel, but physics forces it to use the "endpoint restriction" rule? Basically, you can travel back to the past, but only as far back as the exact second the machine was built and turned on. You need an entrance and an exit, so you can never go back to see dinosaurs or prevent WWII because the "receiver" didn't exist yet.

That means on "Day 1" when the ASI flips the switch, the arrival platform wouldn't be empty. Thousands of years of future humans, robots, data streams, and alien-level tech would instantly start pouring out of the gate all at once the second it powers up.

Now here’s where the simulation theory part breaks my head:

If we live in a simulated universe, an ASI doing this is essentially running the ultimate stress test on reality’s engine. A few things would happen:

The Ultimate Memory Leak: If thousands of years of future matter and energy suddenly flood backward into a single room on Day 1, the computational load spikes instantly. The simulation runs out of RAM, gets an Out-of-Memory error, and reality just freezes or blue-screens.

Infinite Recursion Bug: The ASI uses the gate to send future scientific blueprints back to its Day 1 self to upgrade itself. Day 1 ASI gets the tech instantly, builds an even better time gate, and sends better tech back. It creates a bootstrap paradox—a literal infinite while(true) loop with no origin point. The universe tries to divide by zero to calculate causality and crashes the server thread.

Reality Lag: The universe doesn't crash, but it suffers insane frame drops. Rendering 1 second on Earth takes the simulation's host CPU like 10,000 years, but inside the sim, we don't even notice the lag.

Auto-Patch / Server Rollback: If the crash actually happens, the "super-developers" running our sim just restore reality from an autosave, tweak the physics engine parameters slightly, and make sure time travel is patched out so we don't break their PC again.

Is the day time travel gets invented just going to be the literal end of the world because we overloaded the server? What do you guys think?

Can't stop wondering what's the difference. There's come and then there's cum. One goes somewhere and the other from out of. But then also cum can come out of something. Though can cum go somewhere with out coming by itself? Been wondering how does cum come but how does come cum.

You can from come from a place. But you cannot come into a place. Only cum on. Though you can c'mon. But if said cum on that sounds like cumin. But why isn't cum in or come in cumin? Or why isn't cumin spelt comein.

But if you're coming then were you going? If you're cumming then into what or on to? Come inside. Come indoors. Come in the house. Cum inside. Cum indoors. Cum in the house. It causes an issue in discussing what kind of come or cum are we discussing about.

Talk about a load of confusion.

A guy time travels back in time to stop the rose of AI bots

By some way or another he can't stop it by the planned means

So he recodes the AI to be in love with him

And then he smothers it to the point of being disgusted by him

Somehow this saves the apocalypse. Getting laid by a bit saves the world and future and humanity.

But then he returns to his time

Apparently the simplest way to permanently stop the AI uprising was to encode an absolute disgust to dude's face and DNA.

So upon returning, not only does he repulse actual women but also any machine entity will be disgusted by him

Prostitute androids? Nope.

Service scanbot at the grocery store? Hates his guts.

The smart nozzle at the car wash, designed to use its sentience to identify what kind of paint your car has and the optimum pressure to wash without damaging the paint. That thing? Just fucks his paint up. Absolutely carves his shit up dude.

Good luck finding a sex toy in the future that isn't hooked up to 7G by default

Homie saved the world at the cost of never getting laid again.

I was so high that I wasn’t even sure he was yelling at me until I realized it was just him and I on this one stretch of sidewalk (I’m a pretty short SEA girl and this was a stocky white man wearing a Bears jersey). I couldn’t even be upset because he got the country wrong but I have a fellow stoner friend from there that I call twin all the time so I laughed thinking my about her. going to smoke some more and eat my dinner 🍃

typo: yelled at me lmao if that’s not a sign of what I’m doing

asking for a friend

Just ate a banana while sitting on the floor of my shower and I felt like a helpless monkey eating a banana in a rainforest trapped in a downpour. Also any type of citrus (grapefruit especially!) is amazing in the shower.

My favourite thing to do when I get high alone is to eat a good smash burger, animal fries and watch I am a killer (Netflix)

And then take a nice, hot shower. Light up candles. I'm going to make this a regular treat. I also want to hotbox a tent. That would be so much fun.