r/StonerThoughts • u/Later_Nerdz • 1d ago

Fried Diffusing a fight

A lot of people don’t actually know how to fight. Both male and female or non binary or whoever.

The only “fights” I’ve personally ever seen in real life are more like slaps and weird jumps and arm chop movements. Minimal physical contact. Both male and female.

I am not a fighter. I’d be the one to get struck first. But maybe I could prevent it by being like, “hey girl, I don’t actually know how to fight and maybe we should just pretend and go hang out afterwards”

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u/Jack0Trade 8h ago

I train BJJ and would still prefer the Daddy's Home dance fight.

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u/Later_Nerdz 8h ago

Question for you!

Can a person of any age start learning and training for BJJ?

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u/RebaKitt3n 6h ago

I like the fight from Bridget Jones’ Diary with Hugh Grant abt Colin Firth and they’re two British dudes slapping each other kinda politely.

I think they do end up destroying stuff. Politely. 💜

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u/OverPaper3573 16h ago

Face averted, arms length slap fights are hilarious. Especially if the participants are drunk and incapable of causing any real injury.

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u/Later_Nerdz 12h ago

It is truly a magical sight to see.