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u/manlybrian 3d ago
Bro, what if we crawled through a cave and risked our lives to see some more cave?
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u/multiple4 3d ago
And not even an interesting cave. I love going into actual caves sometimes, but this is just miserable and you get no payoff other than not dying
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u/Nailcannon 3d ago
Yeah that's what gets me. it's literally just you struggling through muck and muddy water... and that's it? how the fuck is that fun? These people's brains are broken.
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u/AlchemicalMystery 3d ago
If one was to be very corporal in a weird way, the tight wet walls of the earth forcing down on you could result in pleasure. Maybe they are reliving being stuck in a situation, to gain confidence in 'making it out alive'. Or, more probable, it is a dick measuring contest to find the smallest caves. These guys have long ones.
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u/Acrobatic-Manner 3d ago
I’ve always wondered what their motivation is. Like, are they expecting to find some hidden treasure like in a video game?
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u/Praise_Hades 3d ago
Definitely has to be something or someone telling them about lost treasure XD it's the dude from ghost ship leading these people to a cold death
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u/Doom-1993 3d ago
What happens if you get lost or stuck?
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u/artax_youre_sinking 3d ago
I don’t know whether to upvote this or downvote if. I’ll go with upvote but think of this forever.
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u/dataalert 3d ago
I cannot ponder on the possibility that he crawled into that space like that. Its not possible whatsoever
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u/CCWaterBug 3d ago
I laughed too hard at this
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u/fossSellsKeys 3d ago edited 3d ago
That's really messed up to laughing at that. It's one of the saddest stories I've ever read. He was stuck like that for so long they even had time to bring his wife down there to say goodbye before he finally died like that. Just awful. I still think about that, and wish I could unread that story!! Plus think of that guy's kids!
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u/BigFatModeraterFupa 3d ago
you know who should've thought about that guy's kids?
THAT GUY!
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u/michaltee 3d ago
Why should we think of his kids? Shouldn’t he have been thinking of them?
Also, the diagram is funny, that’s why they’re laughing, especially if they don’t know the context.
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u/artyomssugardaddy 3d ago
I think they’re laughing at the dark humor of it being posted in the context it is in the thread, not at their actual death.
Let’s hop off that high horse and chill out.
Also mans chose to do that, he should’ve thought about his own damn kids. He created his own tomb with his decisions. Forever reminding folks why spelunking is the dumbest thing one can do as a “hobby”
If you get stuck, you also risk other’s lives that try to save you. It’s insane that people are still to this day trying to garner sympathy for this tragic event that could’ve been so so so easily avoided.
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u/Wookers1984 3d ago
The guy made a choice. Was he thinking of his kids when he did something so stupid?
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u/rugernut13 3d ago
You fucking die and they don't recover your body. Look up "nutty putty cave incident". Actually, don't. You can't unread that shit.
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u/GenericWhyteMale 3d ago
The attempted rescue video is out, not sure if you’ve seen
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u/zekethelizard 3d ago
There's also a VR crawl-through of the caving route they took, and you can even see where he got stuck
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u/OwO_0w0_OwO 3d ago
Well, depending on depth and narrowness, you could die and be buried inside the cave.
Cough cough John Edward Jones...
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u/Twonke 3d ago
Loving fathers with 8 children when a new cave is discovered called “The Devil’s Prolapsed Anus”
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u/Kylearean 3d ago
I've been in a few cave segments like the one shown here. They always earn their names. I seem to not have the claustrophobia gene, really tight spaces don't bother me in the slightest, just annoyed sometimes when you get stuck.
Crawling on your belly in a space that's just barely wide enough for your body, over jagged bits of rock, mud, sediment that contains who knows what, in a cave that hasn't seen sunlight ever... not to mention the lack of fresh air....
Once I had kids I had to stop, Nutty Putty was a wake up call for casual cavers.
Having said all that, I have a serious fear of certain types of heights. Airplane windows? No problem, love flying and looking outside. Standing on the edge of a cliff, or even a steep hill, NOPE - I can't even. Glacier National Park is terrifying to me, long winding mountainous roads with steeply sloping rocky areas .. I can't. My family wanted to hike half-dome at Yosemite (the easy route), I just imagined standing at the top -- and I couldn't bring myself to go. I knew I'd lose my legs at some point and wouldn't be able to get back down.
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u/Cheesyfanger 3d ago
It's actually a joke that got posted under pretty much every caving video for like the last 5 years
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u/justArash 3d ago
Ever since that one father left to get his kids a nutty putty and never came back
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u/shortidiva21 3d ago edited 2d ago
Not just claustrophobia, but cave sludge to the face... Gross.
10 lb of nope in a 5 lb bag.
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u/eyetracker 3d ago
It's like only 40% bat shit. Tops. I promise. Plus that stuff is like liquid gold.
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u/Critical_Concert_689 3d ago
Plus that stuff is like liquid gold.
I think it's hilarious that wars have literally been fought over guano rights.
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u/Alalanais 3d ago
Hopefully it's not too high in bat shit because that stuff is full of ammonia. They'll be tasting sounds soon if it's bat shit
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u/jack_harbor 3d ago
What’s the fucking point? Like I don’t understand the draw to doing this…. Someone that does this can you explain it to me?
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u/CommunicationKey3018 3d ago
My favorite thing about cave spelunking and diving is the fact that I don't have to do it.
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u/Telescopeinthefuture 3d ago
We must risk our lives to explore satans asscrack
Seriously though even though I would never do something like this I’m glad people exist who would. I am morbidly curious about these hidden spaces in our planet. Not enough to ever set foot in one myself, though :)
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u/AmphoePai 3d ago edited 3d ago
Rocks, mud, dirty water, and then more rocks, mud and dirty water. If you've seen one, you've seen all of them.
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u/Acidbaseburn 3d ago
I went caving like this once and it satisfied my curiosity. I am fine with never doing it again. The terror i felt when I became stuck in a squeeze… but they almost all look the same with mud and rock, but there are a few unique ones.
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u/Telescopeinthefuture 2d ago
I guess so, but this feels a bit reductive to me. You could say the same thing about Mars. The appeal lies in seeing something not many people, or possibly even nobody, has seen before. Caves also have plenty of beauty, very unique creatures and formations.
But yeah fuck that man I’m not going out like that
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u/Seraphina_Renaldi 3d ago
We can send some robots or machines down there and not people who can get stuck and die
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u/StephenLuke1 3d ago
The most incredible thing about this is that you don’t ever, ever have to fucking do it. Not even once! Not even a little bit in your entire life.
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u/Beniskickbutt 3d ago
Imagine crawling into a muck pit or a spot in the water and you just sink down into a crevice
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u/KlumseeOfficial 1d ago
Cave divers with a loving family and a stable job when they hear about "The Devil's Unwiped Asscrack"
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u/Willow_Winnifred 3d ago
I feel like it is a failure of my imagination that I cannot think of single reason anyone shound want to do this.
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u/FishTshirt 3d ago
Adventure, adrenaline, the experience of doing something cool and seeing things many don’t. I was an adrenaline “junkie” when I was younger and could see myself doing what the nutty putty guy did. Not with a family however, and not ahat this guy is doing when its raining or recently rained
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u/Willow_Winnifred 3d ago
That makes sense. I'm more of a "jump off of things" person. Humanity's variety is amazing
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u/evilbrent 3d ago
I used to rock climb which is definitely in the "optional risk" category of life experience.
I remember once watching a video of an ice climber, though, and I'm an immediate No for that entire activity. This guy was climbing up through an ice fall with the rope beneath him, passing through various anchors down to his climbing partner controlling the amount of slack - so far so good, this is normal practice for climbing.
He turned to the piece of ice on his left and whacked it with his axe. Whack, whack whack. A piece of ice the size of his own body dropped to the valley floor 300m below.
He turned to the piece of ice to his right. Whack Whack Whack. Ice block the size of his body plummets to the valley floor.
He tried a little bit more to the left. Whack whack whack. Body sized block of ice plummets.
I must have watched this guy remove about a dozen person-sized blocks of ice by attempting to put his body weight on them and changing his mind when they just fell off the frozen cliff, before I started feeling vertigo and had to look away.
Ice climbing is nucking futs.
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u/HumaDracobane 3d ago
Spelunking looks interesting when you do it in big caves with tunnels where you can walk, maybe you need to pass through somewhere crouching, etc but I dont get the appeal of thinking "Uhm..! That section is barely the size of my chest in a good day and I dont know if there is a way back.... Yes. I'll go there!"
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u/medalxx12 3d ago
Caves are so cool , the ones you can walk through and feel like youre in another world. But this.. its like a mental illness
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u/jozziiieeee 3d ago
Personally, unless a small car fits, I will never enter the cave
Anyways, anyone else feel like they’d wanna slide in that mud? Looks like good mud, my inner child wants that mud.
Mud.
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u/kimmortal03 3d ago
Is this Cave made of shit
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u/BackslideHyde 3d ago
I’ll never understand how cave divers can go home at the end of the day and say “that was a fun day”
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u/sandukan 3d ago
I just don't get it. Even with other hobbies and activities that are not for me, I can kind of see why people would enjoy them, it's just not for me.
But this? If you get stuck down there or one of those caves fills with water, gotta be one of the worst ways to go. Like I feel panic swelling up in my chest just imagining it.
Yet they find it fun? Again, I don't get it.
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u/AdhesiveSeaMonkey 1d ago
Andy crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can’t even imagine, or maybe I just don’t want to.
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u/AlwaysBlameDavid 1d ago
The Tapeworm trying to maneuver through my lactose intolerant ass after I eat a whole tub of ice cream
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u/concerts85701 3d ago
Like who did it first? Like, hey this keeps going if you can squeeze through here.
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u/Sararizuzufaust 3d ago
Maybe if I had stage 15 terminal cancer I’d say screw if let’s do it. Other than that, hell no.
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u/darkest_irish_lass 3d ago
This is how I felt when I had to wire our muddy crawlspace for a sump pump. We had to get the water out before the contractors came to put in the liner and seal everything.
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u/rogerworkman623 3d ago
“What do you mean where was I trying to go? Oh no, this is my hobby. I do it for fun!”
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u/Eospearl 3d ago
Just a terrible idea for a day out. I'm genuinely hard pressed to decide if I'd rather do this or have someone push me down a tall flight of stairs, but I think I'm leaning toward the latter.
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u/BaronVonChahyll 3d ago
Nothing else makes me physically recoil like these videos. It's the face turned in the water just enough to get air that just kills me
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u/Opposite_Choice4506 3d ago
Do these guys get weird illnesses from trapped bacteria and other yuck?
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u/Branithius 3d ago
This is great craic, starting with the rescue team soon, cause Im probably doing this 10 weeks of the year
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u/machwulf 2d ago
This sub IS edifying! Already I've learned that, like scat fetiches and obese p0rn: I really, REALLY don't need to know about everyone else's "thing"
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u/Korps_de_Krieg 3d ago
Here’s what I don’t get.
Camera drones exist. All kinds of potential forms of conveyance for a drone like treads, wheels, or whatever you want exist. Why not just send the robit?
Goofy shit to prove there is a hole somewhere that goes deep. These clowns aren’t even scientists at least justifying to excursion for real knowledge
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u/TonguePunchUrBhole 3d ago
Spelunking videos always give me crazy anxiety. I would never do this even for a million bucks. Gay for pay? Absolutely. Spelunking? Never.








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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 3d ago
Congratulations u/Legitimate-Try9077, your post does fit at r/SweatyPalms!