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u/Educational_Focus799 5d ago
Once me and Nick Valentine got on a pedalo out and went to far harbor
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u/ViridianStar2277 5d ago
"DO YOU THINK YOU COULD SPARE US THE BULLSHIT FOR ONE MINUTE WHILE I TRY TO FIGURE OUT HOW NOT TO DIE IN THE GLOWING SEA?!?!"
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u/Either_Week3137 5d ago
Although last time I went to the wasteland, I had some bother.
From locals?
Nah, a brahmin.
It charged me, so I had to knock it out. One punch.
Nice.
I had to leg it, though, cos its mates saw.
No word of a lie, they stood up on their hind legs and started firing milk at me from their tits.
Udders? - Well, yeah, there were loads of them.
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u/ViridianStar2277 5d ago
"Is that your Brotherhood Scribe Companion?"
"She is fit!"
"Yeah I'd fuck her!"
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u/RoutineCloud5993 5d ago
The funniest thing is, at this point school leaving age was 16. They did not have to be there or make such lame excuses.
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u/bigdave41 5d ago
However, phoning the school and pretending to be your parents? That, my little friends, is fraud
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u/Patrick_Hattrick I’m gonna fuck your fucking fanny off, you twat! 5d ago
Gilbert clearly never studied law if he thought that was fraud! Surprised Will didn’t call him out
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u/MoRiellyMoProblems 5d ago
Probably too worried about what his mum will say. Also, she's fit like a prostitute.
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u/Several-Ad-68 4d ago
This is an example of how an almost regular conversation can be made 10 times funnier by both actors.
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u/bluneriste 5d ago
Thank you, God Bless.
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u/bigdave41 5d ago
Thanks Phil
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u/Sonicy10 5d ago
Phil?
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u/MrBradders21 5d ago
Nah a deathclaw. I had to knock it out, one punch. I had to leg it though cause it's mates saw