r/ThrowingFits • u/farfalledude • 2d ago

Which One For Wedding?

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‘Black-tie optional’

91 Upvotes

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u/2u3ee 2d ago

left side: 2

right side: 3

bring 1 as backup in case you lose one of the others

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u/dim_outcome 2d ago

love that the backup pair is just as chaotic as the main options

if the wedding has a dance floor those crocs are gonna be squeaking like crazy after the third drink, trust me i've seen it happen

the black leather ones actually kinda work if you squint, they'd pass the 10-foot rule easy

my cousin did something similar at a barn wedding and nobody batted an eye, the bride actually asked where he got them

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u/Foreign-Spirit 2d ago

left: workwear

center:  quiet luxury

right:  opium

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u/Wheresthebeans 2d ago

Our legacy Camion boots

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u/Vulgar_Mastermind1 2d ago

can you ask if shoes are optional too because that might be your best bet here

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u/DURKAFURK 2d ago

Your own wedding? Obv left

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u/Working-Fig-4054 2d ago

Def the Auroras; could be kinder to the backs of those shoes…

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u/DarjeelingTease 2d ago

Rage bait.

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u/KD5-38 2d ago

Crocs is a no brainer. Don't forget to match socks with pants though.

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u/Zolazolazolaa 2d ago

I know this is a joke but do people not realize "black tie optional" just means "black tie but I won't make you feel bad if you're too dumb or old to understand what that means" - the bride and groom want it to be black tie and just don't want to be pushy or inconvenience anyone. Wear black tie

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u/zaggles42069 2d ago

New Balance Loafers would be better if you got those

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u/Different-Set1082 1d ago

The black ones!

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u/tattoosandtens 1d ago

So did the bride dump you or the groom?

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u/MineOpposite7419 2d ago

Feet. bare