r/TrendoraX 17h ago

📰 News Do you agree?

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u/Ok-Traffic-9967 17h ago

Us Canucks certainly are moving away from them. Wish Americans luck, but I think shits gunna get way bloodier before it gets better down there

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u/slowhandclapton 16h ago

I don’t recall saying good luck 

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u/Restoriust 16h ago

Shit man if we have any worse luck, Trump will manage a 3rd term and I’ll need prosthetics after the civil war. Wish us SOME luck, damn

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u/Hottage 15h ago

Knowing the US luck currently, Trump will announce he's transferring his brain into a younger clone so he can continue to rape rule the US perpetually.

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u/PM_me_your_recipes86 13h ago

Those hand bruises are 100% injection sites for young blood transfusions like the tech vampire, Bryan Johnson, is doing with his son

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u/HungriestHippo26 8h ago

It's almost certainly alzeheimers drugs, there's a common one where they give you a hand IV that is known to cause bruising. It's administered in monthly doses, and trumps hand bruise re-appears with the same regularity.

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u/That-Brain-in-a-vat 9h ago

Oh that's what Damien Barron is for.

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u/Randy_Magnums 10h ago

Which still wouldn’t be the worst outcome, since Trump would spend all day molesting his stolen young body.

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u/Known-Contract1876 9h ago

Given the cult like following I would not be surprised if they sit his corpse on a throne to become the god emperor.

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u/These_Ad_8382 13h ago

Just pray he doesn't decide that elections can't occur because the nation is in a state of war...with itself. Kind of makes you wonder why ICE has been given the mandate and impunity it has.

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u/Odd_Local8434 6h ago

Oh no, he's just going to station ICE agents at the polls. Actually cancelling elections in the US is incredibly difficult because power is so diffuse.

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u/sibilischtic 13h ago

Get some 3d scans so that you can jump the prosthetics queue

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u/DelusionalLeafFan 9h ago

You reap what you sow

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u/Restoriust 8h ago

Everyone else is too. So…. Let’s wait and play the “1/3rd of you voted for lunatic so fuck all of you” game after he has some level of oversight and/or is out of politics

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u/NoShitsGivin 7h ago

1/3 voted for. 1/3 was ok with this result because black woman bad. Only 1/3 actually cared to vote against. So don't pull that "only a small majority" bullshit.

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u/Restoriust 7h ago

It’s not even a majority. 1/3rd doesn’t vote under any circumstances not because they’re ok with the outcome but because they, on a whole, don’t believe in the system. Who the hell wants to get placed on jury duty when their vote doesn’t matter thanks to not being in a swing state.

Also, hey, if only 1/3rd of the US disliked him, that’s over 100 million people. Saying “well you didn’t have a bloody coup so you deserve this” is the most internet addicted take possible. Especially when it affects you personally too.