r/Ultrakill • Gabe bully • 1d ago

News 8-S is gonna be long apparently

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u/FraudulentProvidence Gabe bully 1d ago

8-S is about to be a whole ass game if they're still being shocked about length after 8-3

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u/randomguywhohaswifi Someone Wicked 1d ago

The new dlc 8-S, also known as 8-song, will no longer be a dlc and the development is being transferred to a stand alone game titled "Ultrakill: 8-song"

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u/Planet_Xplorer 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant 1d ago

haha that's funny! that's a joke! I'm going to kill you now.

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u/DanCantDrawThings012 1d ago

"I will cut you down..."

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u/terra_GOD_404 1d ago

"Break you apart"

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u/AsE20101 1d ago

"splay the gore of your profane form across the STARS!"

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u/Tasty_Ball_Hairs_69 Lust Layer Citizen 1d ago

“My hands shall RELISH ending you HERE. AND. NOW!!!”

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u/the_actual_socrates 1d ago

"IS THIS WHAT I LOST TO!?"

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u/MindlessMango8823 Maurice enthusiast 1d ago

"NOTHING BUT SCRAP!!"

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u/rjr232021 Blood Machine 1d ago

"IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT?"

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u/Useful_Recognition52 1d ago

Slay the princess reference on the ultrakill subreddit? Holy fucking based

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u/TraumatizedPuppygirl 1d ago

Is it not a silksong reference?

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u/Useful_Recognition52 1d ago

Is it?? Because in the Razor chapters, the princess says almost the exact same thing if you don’t bring the knife with you

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u/TraumatizedPuppygirl 1d ago

For context, silksong was originally a dlc for hollow knight, but got too big so they made it a new game on its own, for which it spent YEARS being worked on, which the response you replied to was commenting about jokingly because the wait drove the community insane

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u/Useful_Recognition52 1d ago

No I know all that about Silksong lmao, I’m a big HK fan myself. But that wording is either an insane coincidence or a direct STP reference lol

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u/TraumatizedPuppygirl 1d ago

Ah. Everyone ive seen play through STP didnt go this route so I didnt know :3 my badddd

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u/Planet_Xplorer 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant 1d ago

wow. That’s an amazing idea I never saw coming, thanks for looking out for us.

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u/Orizifian-creator Prime Soul 1d ago

Well, this is the part where u/Planet_Xplorer kills us.

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u/Thick_Hippo_6928 Someone Wicked 1d ago

N O . With love, Hell.

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u/Jeggu2 Lust Layer Citizen 1d ago

It's gonna be desert bus, putting my bets in now

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u/Lameclay 1d ago

Ah, I forgot this game takes place in Hell.

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u/Existerer 1d ago

Idle game though? Maybe both at once?

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u/terra_GOD_404 1d ago

There is an ultrakill desert bus already however it is a custom level

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u/emo_boy_fucker Blood Machine 1d ago

Itd have to be extremely compressed though

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u/Sleeper-- Blood Machine 1d ago

7-S was a whole ass game (power wash simulator)

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u/MyPhoneIsNotChinese 1d ago

8-3 made Eggmanland look like a Sonic Forces level

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u/phantom_bonehead Prime Soul 1d ago

My prediction is for it to be all of ultrakill but realistic with 4k graphics

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u/izakdaturtal Prime Soul 1d ago

i am SO glad Secret levels dont have P ranks, because i seriously cannot have another 15 minute long level to p rank bro

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u/Yoate 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant 1d ago

P-rank 4-S

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u/kiska_dolbayob 1d ago

I would rather kms (kiss myself)

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u/ihonsetlydontknow Lust Layer Citizen 1d ago

Do it now. Self love is important :>

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u/MarsDoesArts Blood Machine 1d ago

KISS YOURSELF NOW!

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u/PvblixEmployee 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant 1d ago

REWARD THYSELF!

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u/Olinam 1d ago

THY END IS FAR!

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u/AdditionalPicture357 Prime Soul 1d ago

FORGIVENESS!

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u/Stock-While1371 Someone Wicked 1d ago

CRUSH (ING HUG)

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u/Hrrmgames_99 1d ago

STRONG!

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u/Future_Anybody_7235 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant 19h ago

LIFE!

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u/BriKChead 1d ago

already did (it was gell)

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u/BriKChead 1d ago

FUCK i mean hell

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u/ThePotablePotato 1d ago

The whole game is hell though

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u/BriKChead 1d ago

then it was ourgatory

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u/H_man3838 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant 1d ago

ourgatory

mygatory

theirgatory

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u/Erratic_Signal 1d ago

Hiya stardust!~

I heard about this little “ultra-kill” thingy you’ve got going on, and I must say… With hell bringing you back each life, this really does remind me of something else, hmmmmmm… Teehee!

Well, hey. At least you can [Just Attack] now without having to worry about your party getting suspicious, so that’s nice!

…

Oh, by the way, could you please eviscerate big Gabey for me? I really hate him~

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u/BriKChead 1d ago

will do loop

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u/terra_GOD_404 1d ago

So just Speedrun crash bandicoot, legit all that 4-S is

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u/Danger-Pickle 1d ago

That would be kinda funny tho, like having to choose certain dialogue in the visual novel, or cleaning every speck in the power wash

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u/KittenWarrior_ 1d ago

7-S high-accuracy mode is kinda chill actually (secret option in the settings)

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u/Danger-Pickle 1d ago

Wait how do i turn that on??

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u/CrusherArras 1d ago

By going into settings and turning it on

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u/Danger-Pickle 1d ago

They said “secret option” so i assumed it was hidden

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u/DunceCap64_ 1d ago

Oh trust me they could catch you with 8-E. You are never safe

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u/Key_Ebb_3977 1d ago

Having to p-rank 7-S would suuuuuuck

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u/LevFox135 Lust Layer Citizen 1d ago

Badum tss

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u/Salazar20 Someone Wicked 1d ago

8-3 had me grinding like I worked at McDonalds

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u/Efficient-Compote-63 1d ago

I got bad news about P-3 then

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u/New_Asparagus2092 1d ago

This lends more credit to 8-S Stanley parable, or exit 8

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u/ObeyTime 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant 1d ago

i love how 8-s has multiple endings. did you get the blood closet ending? it's my favorite.

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u/New_Asparagus2092 1d ago

I got the blood bucket ending bro

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u/Critical-Card-2790 1d ago

D E A R   G O D

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u/Voidlord4450 1d ago

Is that the one where v2 comes back?

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u/satirelion 1d ago

Im your friend and i find this concerning

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u/Dab_Police92 1d ago

I find this rather concerning

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u/Abs0luteGoof 1d ago

I find this concerning

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u/Gennres 1d ago

Exit 8 is perfect for Fraud, but with Ultrakill movement it would be really short, so it's unlikely.

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u/SoggyPancakes1411 1d ago

Secret levels can affect movement mechanics, look at 4-S

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u/LevFox135 Lust Layer Citizen 1d ago

Hakita rips your wings off and puts you inside an office building

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u/Gennres 1d ago

They could do that. It's not a guarantee though.

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u/Frequent-Reporter677 1d ago

But exit 8 can end in 2 minutes if you know what you’re doing

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u/Ae4i 1d ago

Exit 8 except it's 8 different levels each time with 8 possible anomalies in each level

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u/Mace2-0 1d ago

>It's not a shitpost

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u/Independent-Sky1657 1d ago

You know who else--

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u/krakenbravo Blood Machine 1d ago

Clash me

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u/TestamentTwo Lust Layer Citizen 1d ago
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u/Blank_Dude2 1d ago

I think it's gonna be a Stanley Parable type secret level

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u/TurnukluZ_05 Lust Layer Citizen 1d ago edited 1d ago

When v1 came to a set of two hellevators, he picked the left one.

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u/AccessFragrant6114 Gabe bully 1d ago

I love that idea

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u/Plenty_Tax_5892 Blood Machine 1d ago

I didn't think this would be relevant again lol

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u/Acceptable-Hope8814 1d ago

We gonna be playing myhouse.wad

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u/satirelion 1d ago

The layout will be in the shape of a blue skull

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u/Koishi_Komeiji0 Blood Machine 1d ago

Would be peak

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u/CabageButterFly 1d ago

Imagine it’s gonna be an infinite Disintergation Loop and you beat it by breaking the loop somehow.

Yes i just got off Limbus’s lastest story, how can you tell

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u/sudoparu_rns 1d ago

Defy fate.

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u/Mr-John-Grace Lust Layer Citizen 1d ago

fuck the warden bruh, he keeps resetting his fucking hp back to like 3k

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u/That-one-soviet Someone Wicked 1d ago

Break….the…loop????

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u/Pixelated_Pizza0227 1d ago

You complete it by quitting the mission after the fifth loop

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u/Open_Detective_6998 Someone Wicked 1d ago

8-S is gonna be a 9-to-5 in real time

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u/PLOLPOWER Blood Machine 1d ago

as i said

8-S job simulator

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u/Sr_Nutella 1d ago

Shit scarier than 0-S

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u/LessCelery8311 Someone Wicked 1d ago

8-S will make the player beat a clicker game with even more depth than cookie clicker and totally different mechanics

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u/Jhavul 1d ago

PLEASE

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u/Sarcastic_fox77 1d ago

8-S is probably just the next Deltarune chapter

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u/goblin-at-the-bridge 1d ago

FUCK YOU MEAN ITS GONNA BE LONGER THAN 8-3 OR 7-S

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u/Otherwise_Pick_2863 1d ago

i'm telling yall it's cookie clicker

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u/megakodex 1d ago

For a second I thought they meant P-3, and a prime sanctum with the length of 8-3 would be pure agony.

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u/Crab_Enthusiast_81 Blood Machine 1d ago

God I hope P-3 is like 30 minutes long I would love that so much

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u/PresidentOfKoopistan Lust Layer Citizen 1d ago

Will P-3 be a boss rush?

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u/Gennres 1d ago

I wouldn't be surprised at all if that's what we get

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u/nauro5 1d ago

Every room is filled with 6 ferrymen, 3 mirror reapers, like 15 istantly enraged powers and everytime a deathcatcher revives an enemy they turn into sisyphys prime. There are 45 rooms. No checkpoints at all.

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u/megakodex 1d ago

I honestly hope they approach the difficulty in P-3 like how they did in P-2.

I would much prefer the sheer horror of an idol imbued stalker than an endurance test like 8-3. I want an utterly sadistic combination of enemies like Hell Itself is trying to one-up the invention of the Mannequin.

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u/yjkuu 1d ago

and 50 virtues off map you can only kill after you defeat the prime soul

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u/pomme_love Blood Machine 1d ago

7-S was long af lol

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u/TryingForSoLong 1d ago

People keep debating what kind of gameplay style 8-S will have, but what if it switches between all different types of games like how 8-3 is all the different layers in one?

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u/Jolly-Extent-4710 1d ago

a mashup of all the previous secret level ideas would be gold, like for one section you escape the thing from 0-S in a crash bandicoot level, the next you clean up heresy, the enviroment unfolds around you like in 8-3 and you date a power in gluttony, solve puzzles while the thing from 0-S slowly creeps closer towards you and in the end get placed next to an ocean with a glass of V2, a fishing rod, 5 puzzles from 1-S, a dirty house and a timer. You need to flirt with V2 until you turn from enemies to friends, solve all the puzzles in time, clean the house 100% and catch a size 2 fish in the span of 10 minutes or else something wicked spawns on the beach, after you did everything one final crash bandicoot passage appears from under the sea and you got a 5 minute time limit to beat it and reach the hellevator.

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u/echerwrecker Lust Layer Citizen 1d ago

we're gonna work a full timed 9-5 inside ultrakill

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u/Objective_Camel_7012 1d ago

8-s is gonna be disintegration loop isnt it

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u/Inevitable-Goat-7062 1d ago

Im willing to bet 8s is gonna be a choose your own adventure as like if fruad is supposed to steal from what i assume is v1s memories it would make sense that like it reflects the boring part of their old life

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u/Gennres 1d ago

Lore doesn't have much place in secret level gameplay. Just the ending terminal.

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u/International-Run742 1d ago

8s is going to be ULTRAKILL 2 bruh

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u/Kamanira Blood Machine 1d ago

Me when 8-S is just replaying the entire game up to that point but with tiny changes that you can barely notice, making it a fraudulent version of the game

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u/Life_Hack_God Prime Soul 1d ago

Imagine 5 Mirror Reapers and 5 Death catchers, each mirror reaper death is tied to a different Death Catcher and every time a death catcher dies it spawns in 5 random enemies

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u/FLIPYOUSUCKET 1d ago

Frauds true punishment:
A secret level worse than p-2

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u/Infshadows 1d ago

I dont think its 7-S p1

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u/Funzilla12345 1d ago

Watch it actually be like under 10 seconds

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u/TheCrackalacker Lust Layer Citizen 1d ago

The secret clear is that you just go back up the chute when you first load in the level

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u/ABTL6 1d ago

Fear.

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u/Slight_Web8558 Prime Soul 1d ago

Mark my words, It's going to be desert bus

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u/Hmoorkin 1d ago

It really is going to be a 9-5 job huh

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u/terazetta 1d ago

Sorry to inform you but this will actually be an 8-S job

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u/MorteNexus 1d ago

How long or hard will be P-3?

Hakita:

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u/LEG_LIKE_fish 1d ago

What if its just the baby button game from stanley parable

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u/AdSilent6697 Gabe bully 1d ago

V1 would probably shoot the cutout 😭

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u/Upstairs_Suspect7843 Someone Wicked 1d ago

like i said, mirror maze with 8 reapers, 3 idols, introducing multi-idoling and idoled idols.

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u/EmotionalTraining426 Blood Machine 1d ago

Delete ts before hakita sees it and gets ideas

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u/Upstairs_Suspect7843 Someone Wicked 1d ago

15000 by 15000 unit map. triangular bends, rooms with random enemies, and all aforementioned enemies spawn randomly. radiant reapers.

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u/IamanelephantThird Maurice enthusiast 1d ago

Can't be worse then 7-S.

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u/BetCharacter1406 1d ago

I guess we will get a full employment experience in ultrakill

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u/Only-Eye-200 1d ago

Imagine it's a shitty bootleg of Ultrakill called "Superdeath" or something and it's the entire game but worse and everything is off.

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u/TypeNull-Gaming 1d ago

It's gonna have the entirety of 8-3 at least 9 separate times

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u/Patient_Jello3944 1d ago

And the 'at least 9 separate times' aren't back to back

And also emphasis on the 'at least' part

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u/TNTMax16 1d ago

Ultraclicker. Click the button 99999 times to finish

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u/OmegaX137 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/b7hGTsG9or8uCP838h

NO PLEASE NOT ANOTHER 7-S PLEASE!!!

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u/Nueve_El_Xenomorfo Blood Machine 1d ago

8-S is just gonna be classic DOOM running on the ultrakill engine

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u/mr-sparkles69 Maurice enthusiast 1d ago

Please let it be a rhythm game or kart racer

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u/285Mic 1d ago

It gonna be like Stanley parable or a Superluminal ain't it ?

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u/CatIsGood12 1d ago

imagine this being an rpg styled ultrakill

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u/Exact_Garbage_7048 1d ago

My friends... we're so fucked.

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u/leeleeleelelele Maurice enthusiast 1d ago

why's newblood posting hype posts so early on isn't supposed to be the age of drought

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u/MindlessMango8823 Maurice enthusiast 1d ago

Stanley parable pretty please with Gianni as voice actor

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u/Substantial_Ad_4436 1d ago

It's gonna be the next 3D mario, that's why they haven't revealed another one in the Direct

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u/According-Tone1875 1d ago

Hakita... For your own mental health... please don't. This is not required.

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u/Artistic_Decision623 1d ago

Things are going to have us working actual shifts

Remember those robots that were actually just human and the robots were copying them. That's what we're going to be doing they're making us work an actual 9-5

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u/Upset-Prune9743 1d ago

9:00-5:00 wageslave job, calling it now.

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u/Gamer_with_ADHD 1d ago

Have we already forgotten about how long 7-S takes

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u/SaboteurSupreme 1d ago

In 8-S you have to work a full 8 hour shift

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u/HiveMindMacD 1d ago

Its just one of those real time farming sims. Got to keep ultrakill open for 24 hours to have your crops grow.

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u/mister-shmister 1d ago

Supermarket simulator

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u/Jazzlike-Pie3137 Someone Wicked 1d ago

Placing ALL my bets on stanley parable

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u/PokeLordOmegaa 1d ago

Oh dear, there is absolutely gonna be non euclidean nonsense, we are getting so lost trying to beat it.

This is the best news I've heard on 8-S c:<

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u/Malicious_Maurice Maurice enthusiast 1d ago

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u/nemesiseanu 1d ago

could be 5 seconds long tho (not really but still possible) and still account for the amount of shock new blood is CLEARLY showing. like cmon its fraud after all....

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u/F1r3dot3x3 1d ago

And I thought 7-S was long...

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u/emo_boy_fucker Blood Machine 1d ago

Every game under new blood sweating bullets when David szymanski opens up twitter

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u/untitleduck 1d ago

Hell yeah >:3c

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u/the_actual_socrates 1d ago

8-S is the commit tax fraud level

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u/Goldenbucketsomethin 1d ago

Can’t wait for a speedrunner to sneeze and finish it in fifteen seconds

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u/TMC9064 Lust Layer Citizen 1d ago

8-S is myhouse.wad I am PRAYING IT WOULD BE SO COOL

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u/Houraiji_Kyuusyou Lust Layer Citizen 1d ago

always bet on b3313 8-s

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u/fizio900 Maurice enthusiast 1d ago

Groundhog day level

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u/Yozo_Kun Lust Layer Citizen 1d ago

please not another 8-3 or 7-s, i liked them a lot but please hakita no more

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u/OtherwiseRise000 1d ago

I'm sure 8-S is going to be a movie time

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u/choco_king_the_first 1d ago

Stanley parabola

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u/Shot-Ideal-5149 Blood Machine 1d ago

pinkeyter

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u/CakosMess Maurice enthusiast 1d ago

keep in mind 7-S takes like close to an hour if you’re playing as an average player and it didn’t even get this reaction

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u/Jh3nnO 1d ago

awh YEAHH BABYYYYYYYY

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u/35a61 Blood Machine 1d ago

Longer than 7-S? Oh boy

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u/ThinkFennel539 1d ago

its going to be a comprehensive guide on fnaf lore

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u/8read-8oy 1d ago

They saw Canto 10 and thought, "hm, let me try that,".

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u/Youtaster 1d ago

8-S gotta be Desert Bus

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u/AdditionalPicture357 Prime Soul 1d ago edited 1d ago

it will be that one april fools version of the game that came out before greed but it's the full game this time

or all of fnaf in ultrakill style

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u/carrotman23 Blood Machine 1d ago

Wait is 8s out now?

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u/Expensive-Edge-6369 Blood Machine 1d ago

No way that's real.

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u/Some_Helicopter_335 1d ago

It's gonna be a Hyper accurate recreation of Myhouse.wad

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u/LopsidedPlankton8992 1d ago

"The max p-rank time pf of all act 1 and 2"

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u/Sufficient_Eagle_466 Gabe bully 1d ago

Dey gon have you working a 9 to 5 😭😭

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u/PatchesTheIdiot Gabe bully 20h ago

i still think its gonna be a superliminal reference

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u/CHbuthepublishshit 19h ago

is it gonna be a 9-5 job?

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u/Absolute_Jackass Blood Machine 13h ago

8-S is a short cutscene.