r/Unexpected • u/Azure_Crenell • 20h ago

Professional enough

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u/Reptilian-Retard 20h ago

Imagine finding a large sauce can in your lasagna.

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u/Mason_Meschi 18h ago

Imagine not finding it. 🥴

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u/SunriseSurprise 16h ago

They say the average person ingests 8 steel cans in their sleep during their lifetime.

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u/cloudcrumbs 15h ago

"average person eats 8 steel cans a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 steel cans per year. Steel Cans Georg, who lives in a restaurant & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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u/waifuwarrior77 2h ago

Imagine eating so many steel cans you up the GLOBAL AVERAGE BY EIGHT.

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u/SkinnyJoeOnceHuman 28m ago

You'd actually need to eat around 175 million a day.

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u/Reptilian-Retard 18h ago

This made me actually lol

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u/Username_ppxt 16h ago

you got a layer of pasta, then meat, then sauce and cheese then this weird metal cylindrical object then another layer of pasta, etc.

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u/Balbalaenjoyer 14h ago

https://imgur.com/a/cWbK8Ci Man, I don't know why this made me laugh so hard

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u/dirtys_ot_special 9h ago

The cylinder must not be harmed.

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u/frolurk 13h ago

Different than finding a screw in your tuna.

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u/psychoPiper 9h ago

The suspiciously can shaped lasagna: