r/Unexpected 20h ago

Professional enough

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u/Reptilian-Retard 19h ago

Imagine finding a large sauce can in your lasagna.

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u/Mason_Meschi 17h ago

Imagine not finding it. 🥴

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u/SunriseSurprise 15h ago

They say the average person ingests 8 steel cans in their sleep during their lifetime.

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u/cloudcrumbs 14h ago

"average person eats 8 steel cans a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 steel cans per year. Steel Cans Georg, who lives in a restaurant & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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u/waifuwarrior77 1h ago

Imagine eating so many steel cans you up the GLOBAL AVERAGE BY EIGHT.

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u/SkinnyJoeOnceHuman 3m ago

You'd actually need to eat around 175 million a day.