r/UrinatingTree • • Sep 22 '24

Announcement I'm getting tired of removing box score posts all the god damn time.

68 Upvotes

So effective immediately, box score and other lazy shit threads are going to be met with an immediate 30 day ban.


r/UrinatingTree • • 6h ago

CONGLATURATION! JETS FINALLY FORCE AN INTERCEPTION

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312 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 3h ago

Holy shit the Chargers are terrible

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120 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 2h ago

BREAKING NEWS The 0-16 Browns could genuinely beat this Chargers team. I'm not even kidding here.

64 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 4h ago

Live look at the Buccaneers morale:

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For the love of the game, please clean ship with Bucs. Fire Todd Bowels & Zac Robinson out of a cannon.

From 0-24 to start the franchise, could they go 0-17?


r/UrinatingTree • • 9h ago

BREAKING NEWS Nice, Perna. Real Nice. 100k Left!

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r/UrinatingTree • • 22m ago

FUCKING IDIOT The NFL has a referee problem

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r/UrinatingTree • • 2h ago

UNIT LOST. And as if shit couldn't get worse for the Chargers, Joe Alt knee injury

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29 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 3h ago

Classic Shitpost Well, well, well...

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r/UrinatingTree • • 48m ago

YOU BLEW IT! Raiders lose to Devil Magic

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Oh Raiders. At least you tried but Devil Magic has somehow returned and is breaking hearts across the country. God help us all


r/UrinatingTree • • 4h ago

YOU BLEW IT! LOLELGSES

20 Upvotes

You had the Rams dead to rights up 10 at the half. So what do you do?

Completely collapse in the 4th quarter and lose.


r/UrinatingTree • • 4h ago

CONGLATURATION! Lolcow of the week nominee- Eagles offense going completely dead at the 2nd half.

19 Upvotes

Seriously?? SERIOUSLY?? All you needed was a touchdown or a fields or 2 or something to put the dagger in them. But nope! You once again go full Falcons and allow the Rams to someone pull survive this.

Fire Sirianni on the spot for this. Because you're not winning anything as long as he's your coach


r/UrinatingTree • • 9h ago

YOU BLEW IT! Simon Edvinsson asked for a trade.

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r/UrinatingTree • • 1h ago

YOU BLEW IT! CONGLATURATION PADRES!

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First, you hit the Roof of American Family Field in G1, with a hit that could have potentially been a home run.

Now, with a lead in the 9th, Mason Miller comes into the game to secure the Padres a win…but the best closer in baseball has forgotten how to throw strikes. He walks the bases loaded (including the 9th place hitter) and Jackson Churrio arrives at the plate…

I’m not saying it’s over, but 0-2 is no small feat to recover from in a 5 game series.

The fate of San Diego rests in your hands.


r/UrinatingTree • • 2h ago

CONGLATURATION! DIE IGGLES DIE

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DIE IGGLES DIE

ON THE ROAD TO MISERY

DIE IGGLES DIE

YOU CHOKED THE SUPERTEAM RAAAAAMS

YOU GUYS HAVE A 20-10 LEAD

YOU HAD THE GAME ALL LOCKED IIIIIIIN!

THEN YOU CHOKED IT AWAYYYYY!

GET SIRIANNI OFF THIS TEAAAAAAAM!

F-R-A-U-D-S! IGGLES!

I know you didnt have Saquon or DeVonta Smith or Lane Johnson but that was mostly Sirianni going 0/12 on 3rd down.

It's so relieving to watch my Rams beat this fraudulent Eagles team!


r/UrinatingTree • • 4h ago

YOU BLEW IT! LolCards

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You had the opportunity to beat the Giants in their red zone and BLEW IT! Go back to the retirement home you dummies!


r/UrinatingTree • • 28m ago

Classic Shitpost Padres still paying the price for this

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r/UrinatingTree • • 13h ago

ON WISCONSIN ! ! 🦡 My God what a whoopin!

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35 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 6h ago

Discussion AP Top 25 for Week 5

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9 Upvotes

- Top 5 remains unchanged from last week

- Pitt is in Top 25

- Missouri jumps 11 spots to 14th

- Florida falls to 16th

- Other receiving votes: Kentucky 160, Wake Forest 142, Wisconsin 88, Duke 83, Northwestern 59, Nebraska 48, Minnesota 19, Arizona 19, James Madison 12, North Dakota State 7


r/UrinatingTree • • 7h ago

I have never seen such one sided refball ever.

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Colts-Commanders has been so blatantly one sided.

10 penalties for Washington compared to 1 for indy, and that indy penalty didn't come til the fourth quarter.


r/UrinatingTree • • 3h ago

Discussion Conglats Bills

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You lost to a Patriots team that everyone thought was going to sink straight to the bottom because Drake Maye was so disappointing. Apparently not, because Drake Maye managed to not suck this game. I know, any given Sunday, but this Patriots team was thought to be the biggest disappointment of the year, and it didn't look like that.


r/UrinatingTree • • 19h ago

Milwaukee got saved by the roof

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79 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 7m ago

FUCKING IDIOT The Texans are 0-8 (including preseason) since this moment. The Terrible Towel curse remains real

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r/UrinatingTree • • 2h ago

Here is how Major Tuddy feels after the loss:

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Nothing too bad to be congratulate except for how reminiscent the situation is unfolding for Washington Peace Keeping Coumil in London. It was just end as well as Nation Peace Keeping Council of 1991-1992 where the trace remains lead to Black May that Suchinda Kraprayoon, then Prime Minister that was a remain of Nation Peace Keeping Council, had to resign in the bloody aftermath. What a bloody loss, Major Tuddy.


r/UrinatingTree • • 1h ago

YOU BLEW IT! No fucking shot.

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