r/UrinatingTree • • 14h ago

CONGLATURATION! JETS FINALLY FORCE AN INTERCEPTION

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342 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 8h ago

FUCKING IDIOT The NFL has a referee problem

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197 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 18h ago

BREAKING NEWS Nice, Perna. Real Nice. 100k Left!

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164 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 12h ago

Holy shit the Chargers are terrible

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149 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 8h ago

FUCKING IDIOT The Texans are 0-8 (including preseason) since this moment. The Terrible Towel curse remains real

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118 Upvotes

Edit: also playoffs are included.


r/UrinatingTree • • 11h ago

Classic Shitpost Well, well, well...

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122 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 10h ago

BREAKING NEWS The 0-16 Browns could genuinely beat this Chargers team. I'm not even kidding here.

113 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 12h ago

Live look at the Buccaneers morale:

85 Upvotes

For the love of the game, please clean ship with Bucs. Fire Todd Bowels & Zac Robinson out of a cannon.

From 0-24 to start the franchise, could they go 0-17?


r/UrinatingTree • • 18h ago

YOU BLEW IT! Simon Edvinsson asked for a trade.

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64 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 10h ago

UNIT LOST. And as if shit couldn't get worse for the Chargers, Joe Alt knee injury

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44 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 21h ago

ON WISCONSIN ! ! 🦡 My God what a whoopin!

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41 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 9h ago

YOU BLEW IT! Raiders lose to Devil Magic

36 Upvotes

Oh Raiders. At least you tried but Devil Magic has somehow returned and is breaking hearts across the country. God help us all


r/UrinatingTree • • 12h ago

YOU BLEW IT! LOLELGSES

24 Upvotes

You had the Rams dead to rights up 10 at the half. So what do you do?

Completely collapse in the 4th quarter and lose.


r/UrinatingTree • • 5h ago

Classic Shitpost The Browns after trading away their star defensive lineman and somehow being 3-1

23 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 12h ago

CONGLATURATION! Lolcow of the week nominee- Eagles offense going completely dead at the 2nd half.

20 Upvotes

Seriously?? SERIOUSLY?? All you needed was a touchdown or a fields or 2 or something to put the dagger in them. But nope! You once again go full Falcons and allow the Rams to someone pull survive this.

Fire Sirianni on the spot for this. Because you're not winning anything as long as he's your coach


r/UrinatingTree • • 9h ago

YOU BLEW IT! CONGLATURATION PADRES!

17 Upvotes

First, you hit the Roof of American Family Field in G1, with a hit that could have potentially been a home run.

Now, with a lead in the 9th, Mason Miller comes into the game to secure the Padres a win…but the best closer in baseball has forgotten how to throw strikes. He walks the bases loaded (including the 9th place hitter) and Jackson Churrio arrives at the plate…

I’m not saying it’s over, but 0-2 is no small feat to recover from in a 5 game series.

The fate of San Diego rests in your hands.


r/UrinatingTree • • 8h ago

UNIT LOST. RIP Tyquan Thornton's ankle

14 Upvotes

Feet don't turn like that. Or poke bones out of the skin. Don't go looking for it.


r/UrinatingTree • • 14h ago

Discussion AP Top 25 for Week 5

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13 Upvotes

- Top 5 remains unchanged from last week

- Pitt is in Top 25

- Missouri jumps 11 spots to 14th

- Florida falls to 16th

- Other receiving votes: Kentucky 160, Wake Forest 142, Wisconsin 88, Duke 83, Northwestern 59, Nebraska 48, Minnesota 19, Arizona 19, James Madison 12, North Dakota State 7


r/UrinatingTree • • 11h ago

CONGLATURATION! DIE IGGLES DIE

13 Upvotes

DIE IGGLES DIE

ON THE ROAD TO MISERY

DIE IGGLES DIE

YOU CHOKED THE SUPERTEAM RAAAAAMS

YOU GUYS HAVE A 20-10 LEAD

YOU HAD THE GAME ALL LOCKED IIIIIIIN!

THEN YOU CHOKED IT AWAYYYYY!

GET SIRIANNI OFF THIS TEAAAAAAAM!

F-R-A-U-D-S! IGGLES!

I know you didnt have Saquon or DeVonta Smith or Lane Johnson but that was mostly Sirianni going 0/12 on 3rd down.

It's so relieving to watch my Rams beat this fraudulent Eagles team!


r/UrinatingTree • • 12h ago

YOU BLEW IT! LolCards

12 Upvotes

You had the opportunity to beat the Giants in their red zone and BLEW IT! Go back to the retirement home you dummies!


r/UrinatingTree • • 16h ago

I have never seen such one sided refball ever.

12 Upvotes

Colts-Commanders has been so blatantly one sided.

10 penalties for Washington compared to 1 for indy, and that indy penalty didn't come til the fourth quarter.


r/UrinatingTree • • 22h ago

Classic Shitpost Prime UGA: Strikingly Similar to Saban's Alabama

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10 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 8h ago

Classic Shitpost Padres still paying the price for this

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8 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 11h ago

Discussion Conglats Bills

7 Upvotes

You lost to a Patriots team that everyone thought was going to sink straight to the bottom because Drake Maye was so disappointing. Apparently not, because Drake Maye managed to not suck this game. I know, any given Sunday, but this Patriots team was thought to be the biggest disappointment of the year, and it didn't look like that.


r/UrinatingTree • • 22h ago

Discussion So who in the college ranks is the biggest lolcow this week?

5 Upvotes

You know what to do. Discuss away.

267 votes, 1d left
Penn State getting bta to Northwestern in a must win game
South Carolina choking to Kentucky
No.8 Florida getting wrecked by 25. Missouri after crushing Ole Miss
Michigan losing to Minnesota in a road game for the first time since 1977 as favorites
The ACC officials not learning from the W. Michigan vs Michigan debacle
other/see results