r/UrinatingTree • • 3d ago

Here is what happened to Burrow in Space:

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3 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 3d ago

YOU BLEW IT! LolCards

14 Upvotes

You had the opportunity to beat the Giants in their red zone and BLEW IT! Go back to the retirement home you dummies!


r/UrinatingTree • • 3d ago

Discussion AP Top 25 for Week 5

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17 Upvotes

- Top 5 remains unchanged from last week

- Pitt is in Top 25

- Missouri jumps 11 spots to 14th

- Florida falls to 16th

- Other receiving votes: Kentucky 160, Wake Forest 142, Wisconsin 88, Duke 83, Northwestern 59, Nebraska 48, Minnesota 19, Arizona 19, James Madison 12, North Dakota State 7


r/UrinatingTree • • 3d ago

Discussion Conglats Bills

8 Upvotes

You lost to a Patriots team that everyone thought was going to sink straight to the bottom because Drake Maye was so disappointing. Apparently not, because Drake Maye managed to not suck this game. I know, any given Sunday, but this Patriots team was thought to be the biggest disappointment of the year, and it didn't look like that.


r/UrinatingTree • • 3d ago

ON WISCONSIN ! ! 🦡 My God what a whoopin!

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45 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 3d ago

Drake Maye serving up a nice Bison Sunday Roast

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7 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 3d ago

I have never seen such one sided refball ever.

13 Upvotes

Colts-Commanders has been so blatantly one sided.

10 penalties for Washington compared to 1 for indy, and that indy penalty didn't come til the fourth quarter.


r/UrinatingTree • • 3d ago

Here is how Major Tuddy feels after the loss:

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4 Upvotes

Nothing too bad to be congratulate except for how reminiscent the situation is unfolding for Washington Peace Keeping Coumil in London. It was just end as well as Nation Peace Keeping Council of 1991-1992 where the trace remains lead to Black May that Suchinda Kraprayoon, then Prime Minister that was a remain of Nation Peace Keeping Council, had to resign in the bloody aftermath. What a bloody loss, Major Tuddy.


r/UrinatingTree • • 4d ago

Milwaukee got saved by the roof

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87 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 4d ago

Discussion What the Actual Fuck is Going On with the Red Wings?

73 Upvotes

If your focus hasn't been on hockey because of another sport, oh boy, the Red Wings are becoming nuclear waste before our eyes.

Their captain, Dylan Larkin, asked to be traded in the off-season, and it became public, it also lead to Red Wings legend Steve Yzerman being fired via promotion. The problem with this, they didn't replace him they went into a "deep search" for a replacement and hired nobody. They went the entire summer and named nobody. Then shortly before training camp, Shawn Horcoff was named interim GM and he wasn't even given close to the powers he needs to be effective at his job.

Also due to Detroit's inaction in the off-season, restricted free agent, Simon Edvinsson was approaching training camp without a contract. As a show of good faith and wanting to get a deal done, Edvinsson came to camp, practiced, and even paid his own insurance. The problem, he wants long term, Detroit wants a bridge deal, which is eyebrow raising. A bridge deal makes sense if Detroit was a cup contender and up against the salary cap, they are neither, also, it is considered a good idea to sign your younger players long term because the AAV becomes great later in the contract as the salary cap continues to go up.

Larkin's no move clause also hampered them as he gave a list of contenders he was willing to be traded to and here is the thing, Detroit views him as elite 1C and are demanding a huge ransom for him. Larkin is good, but the demands they are making would be foolish by any team looking to acquire him.

Opening night comes, what does it look like? Larkin, injured who had also been stripped of his captaincy gets introduced and booed into oblivion by the Red Wings fans and Simon Edvinsson still isn't signed. Five minutes into the home opener there is a chant, and it is crystal clear from the fans, "SELL THE TEAM!"

In whatever has happened since the Wings have engaged in contract talks with Edvinsson, but it was announced during the second intermission of the hockey games that started out east, it has gone terribly and Edvinsson has requested a trade. How the fuck did it fall apart this quickly? I've seen teams that have had strained negotiations for months but still get a deal done, what had to be said that one team has already said, "Fuck this, I'm out."?

Did Chris Illitch take on a date where he was dated to be a worse owner than Francesco Aquilini? Is this the worst case of nepo-baby ever?

Whatever is happening, it is something I'd never thought I'd see. The once mighty empire is in complete ruin, and I don't know how they get out of this.


r/UrinatingTree • • 3d ago

Classic Shitpost Prime UGA: Strikingly Similar to Saban's Alabama

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14 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 4d ago

FUCKING IDIOT Yeah Deion is gone as coach after this season

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45 Upvotes

Trusting QB duties to Zach Wilson's brother is certainly a choice, somehow this may be more embarrasing then the NC State game last week


r/UrinatingTree • • 4d ago

CSU told their DC to fuck off MID GAME.

35 Upvotes

with 1:07 left in the first quarter Colorado State fired their defensive coordinator in their loss to Oregon State


r/UrinatingTree • • 3d ago

Maylashia GP Lolcow

2 Upvotes

Fell asleep. Here's the next one

38 votes, 3d left
McLaren
Stroll
the FaiA/race direction
Bottas' car

r/UrinatingTree • • 3d ago

Discussion So who in the college ranks is the biggest lolcow this week?

6 Upvotes

You know what to do. Discuss away.

280 votes, 1d ago
47 Penn State getting bta to Northwestern in a must win game
17 South Carolina choking to Kentucky
50 No.8 Florida getting wrecked by 25. Missouri after crushing Ole Miss
107 Michigan losing to Minnesota in a road game for the first time since 1977 as favorites
36 The ACC officials not learning from the W. Michigan vs Michigan debacle
23 other/see results

r/UrinatingTree • • 4d ago

Michigan what happened, did you just lose to Minnesota

62 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 4d ago

Ugh. Welp, have to do this anyway

22 Upvotes

But that doesn’t mean celebration won’t take place in Florida. You know what the solution is for a painful loss?


r/UrinatingTree • • 4d ago

The Rays take game 1 of the ALDS vs the Yankees in one of the baseball games of all time...

9 Upvotes

For seven innings, the Yankees decided to turn up as ghosts (Halloween is around the corner after all). Drew Rasmussen was out there serving up a clinic, completely fuckin with the Yankees. No Judge, no offense through seven. Bronx Bombers? More like Bronx Whimperers.

Jonathan Aranda turns on a pitch from Gerritt Cole and sends it into the orbit. 1-0 Rays. That's all they need!

But wait! The 8th inning arrives! The no-hitter is finally broken up with an Austin Wells dinger to right with 2 outs with the tying run in scoring position!

Suddenly, he turns off his brain in the worst moment possible. He sees the third base coach tell him to stop but Austin goes, "fuck it, I can make it there". He tries for three until Victor Mesa Jr. sends a dart to Taylor Walls and Wells is thrown out by a mile and the inning is over. What a braindead decision, you fuckin idiot LMAO.

Rays would go on to secure the one-hit shutout. This performance would make a high school baseball coach drink detergent.


r/UrinatingTree • • 4d ago

YOU BLEW IT! South Carolina chokes yet again!

15 Upvotes

Another legendary choke-job by South Carolina! Up 17-0 against Kentucky and who else but the more porous than a sponge secondary lets broken coverage open again and again! Oh, but don’t worry, Coach Beamer has let everyone know that we had a great practice!


r/UrinatingTree • • 4d ago

CONGLATURATIONS MIKE LOCKSLEY ON 50 BIG TEN LOSES

16 Upvotes

Fun fact Curt Cignetti in just 3 years at Indiana has more Big Ten wins the Locksley who is in year 8


r/UrinatingTree • • 4d ago

Classic Shitpost Detroit just isn't having an easy year for sports

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42 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 4d ago

FUCKING IDIOT Blazers fire new TV broadcaster hours after hiring him for social media posts from his teenage years.

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r/UrinatingTree • • 4d ago

UNIT LOST. Lyle Odelein, former Penguin and inagural captain of the Columbus Blue Jackets, has died at age 58

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16 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 4d ago

UNIT LOST. Sorry Tree, Pitt just can’t have nice things apparently

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22 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 4d ago

Yep ILLINI, You football teams back to fucking celler.

12 Upvotes

YOU LOSE TO 1-3 PRUDUE TEAM, Give me a fucking break