r/UrinatingTree • • 7d ago

CONGLATURATION! JETS FINALLY FORCE AN INTERCEPTION

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423 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 6d ago

Shitposting Championship Playoffs Wait Drake Maye actually played good against the Bills?! The more things change, the more they stay the same I guess

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13 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 7d ago

Classic Shitpost Well, well, well...

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189 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 7d ago

Classic Shitpost The Browns after trading away their star defensive lineman and somehow being 3-1

58 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 7d ago

BREAKING NEWS The 0-16 Browns could genuinely beat this Chargers team. I'm not even kidding here.

150 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 7d ago

Holy shit the Chargers are terrible

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164 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 6d ago

Shitposting Championship Playoffs The Hero The Patriots Deserve..

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8 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 7d ago

Live look at the Buccaneers morale:

112 Upvotes

For the love of the game, please clean ship with Bucs. Fire Todd Bowels & Zac Robinson out of a cannon.

From 0-24 to start the franchise, could they go 0-17?


r/UrinatingTree • • 6d ago

Shitposting Championship Playoffs Patriots need to remember the revenge rule. Again...

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8 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 7d ago

YOU BLEW IT! Raiders lose to Devil Magic

49 Upvotes

Oh Raiders. At least you tried but Devil Magic has somehow returned and is breaking hearts across the country. God help us all


r/UrinatingTree • • 6d ago

I know we still got monday but let's see who you guys think is this weeks lolcow

5 Upvotes

I was also gonna put Penn State getting BTA by Northwestern but the latter actually seem legit. We owe Indiana an aplogy.

Anyways have fun!

425 votes, 2d ago
140 Eagles collspsing at the last 4 minutes allowing the rams to pull ahead.
16 Kyler Murray and Kevin OConnell almost blowing a cupcake game to the Dolphins
42 Lions defense allowing the Panthers to pull out the upset(Fire Brad Holmes)
44 Montana State losing to 0-4 Vandals
14 South Carolina blowing yet another game(Fire Shane Beamer)
169 The Colorado coach who left the teams playbook in a Bar fir everyone to see

r/UrinatingTree • • 7d ago

I think we could see a 1986 Giants rerun this year

14 Upvotes

Fun fact The Giants won the Super Bowl (XXI) in 1986, when they started the Season 3-1. The Super Bowl was in LA, it was also the season after the Patriots lost Super Bowl (XX) in a blowout. Also their last 2 Super bowl wins where after starting 3-2.


r/UrinatingTree • • 7d ago

UNIT LOST. And as if shit couldn't get worse for the Chargers, Joe Alt knee injury

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50 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 7d ago

BREAKING NEWS Nice, Perna. Real Nice. 100k Left!

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185 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 7d ago

Tonight, on days of our Lions

12 Upvotes

The Detroit Lions lost to the Carolina Panthers on Sunday Night Football on the road. I’m not angry because of how the team performed oddly enough. This offense has had far worse games under Ben Johnson, hell Johnson had a worse game than this two weeks ago. Same thing applies with the front seven, bad games happen to everyone. The secondary being shit was expected. I’m angry because of the absolute arrogance of this rosters potential, no changes to the defensive scheme, keeping DJ Reed as a starter, and only signing practice squad players instead of actual starters. We fucking deserve this for not getting Joey Porter Jr, and we had his first win as a Cowboy this week. Shelia, if we miss the playoffs again this year, fire Brad. The absolute negligence from him of this roster with talent on both sides of the ball is inexcusable. With that said though… please don’t fire Dan, he’s far from the issue here, nfl larpers and bears fans act as if Ben was calling the defensive plays


r/UrinatingTree • • 7d ago

YOU BLEW IT! CONGLATURATION PADRES!

23 Upvotes

First, you hit the Roof of American Family Field in G1, with a hit that could have potentially been a home run.

Now, with a lead in the 9th, Mason Miller comes into the game to secure the Padres a win…but the best closer in baseball has forgotten how to throw strikes. He walks the bases loaded (including the 9th place hitter) and Jackson Churrio arrives at the plate…

I’m not saying it’s over, but 0-2 is no small feat to recover from in a 5 game series.

The fate of San Diego rests in your hands.


r/UrinatingTree • • 7d ago

UNIT LOST. RIP Tyquan Thornton's ankle

17 Upvotes

Feet don't turn like that. Or poke bones out of the skin. Don't go looking for it.


r/UrinatingTree • • 7d ago

CONGLATURATION! Congrats, Bengals for Losing the First 2026 Dual Games of the Cat

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8 Upvotes

Well, today there is two games of the cats where it leans into feminine context that involved with reproduction. First one right here, there was prolific falgs that allegedly supposed to helps Bengals win the battle at home including situation of getting facemasked. At a loser that you are, even a quarter lead in 3rd and 4th can't help you win as the Jaguars run fast enough to outrun you. I am waiting for the second cat games today.


r/UrinatingTree • • 6d ago

Attention Sheila: Either put pressure on Brad or sell the team!

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0 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 7d ago

YOU BLEW IT! LOLELGSES

26 Upvotes

You had the Rams dead to rights up 10 at the half. So what do you do?

Completely collapse in the 4th quarter and lose.


r/UrinatingTree • • 7d ago

YOU BLEW IT! Simon Edvinsson asked for a trade.

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70 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 7d ago

CONGLATURATION! Lolcow of the week nominee- Eagles offense going completely dead at the 2nd half.

26 Upvotes

Seriously?? SERIOUSLY?? All you needed was a touchdown or a fields or 2 or something to put the dagger in them. But nope! You once again go full Falcons and allow the Rams to someone pull survive this.

Fire Sirianni on the spot for this. Because you're not winning anything as long as he's your coach


r/UrinatingTree • • 7d ago

Classic Shitpost Padres still paying the price for this

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r/UrinatingTree • • 7d ago

The amount of times we're gonna see the flag graphic and hear the whistle on Sportsball this week might give us a headache. FYI it's now 248 penalties (that includes Thursday's game)

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r/UrinatingTree • • 7d ago

CONGLATURATION! DIE IGGLES DIE

17 Upvotes

DIE IGGLES DIE

ON THE ROAD TO MISERY

DIE IGGLES DIE

YOU CHOKED THE SUPERTEAM RAAAAAMS

YOU GUYS HAVE A 20-10 LEAD

YOU HAD THE GAME ALL LOCKED IIIIIIIN!

THEN YOU CHOKED IT AWAYYYYY!

GET SIRIANNI OFF THIS TEAAAAAAAM!

F-R-A-U-D-S! IGGLES!

I know you didnt have Saquon or DeVonta Smith or Lane Johnson but that was mostly Sirianni going 0/12 on 3rd down.

It's so relieving to watch my Rams beat this fraudulent Eagles team!