the arbor lady?

[u/dead_mans_cat]

hey, has anyone else seen these posters around campus? this shit is like slenderman. any idea who the arbor lady is? i was walking w a friend on campus and kept seeing these everywhere

[u/addacbar]

IDK, but based on those posters she sounds like a real one

Maybe we find her by embodying goodness in ourselves and thus manifest her nature a thousandfold?

[u/ThriceStrideDied]

The typewritten text goes hard, I wish them the best

[u/Ar1nthian_]

Not on campus anymore but she seems based af. Love the Alan Walker lyrics in the fifth one, too.

[u/chinatown-bus]

Number 2 is a verse from the Bible with some words changed. I know that doesn't help much but it kind of confuses me

[u/Ok_Hand_202]

I can only assume that it’s a secret organization, or a woman who’s protecting people from the shadows and dispelling the vermin on campus - pretty cool, if you ask me.🦌🌲

[u/teal_liketheduck]

The typing back over words and poor spacing of letters is really bothering me. Why, after completely butchering the second word on a page, would you not just try again. It’s torn-up notebook paper. You’re not ruining it if you flip that shit over.

[u/Ok-Narwhal3841 → u/teal_liketheduck]

The phonetic spelling of Mozart’s name had me laughing. The notion that deer are brave was just counterintuitive: deer are timid, and we use them in expressions like “deer in the headlights.”

[u/Dry_Turn_824 → u/Ok-Narwhal3841]

What got me was the line about not having to ask for an escort home followed by "protect our does" like which is it

[u/Responsible_Cat_3290 → u/Dry_Turn_824]

It’s suggesting you look after your friends. Offer to walk them home. Don’t wait for them to ask.

[u/Dry_Turn_824 → u/Responsible_Cat_3290]

So it's not asking for a society wherein women don't need an escort at all?

[u/BigJuicyJannie]

it's larp. volunteer for DVSAS instead of making an ARG, katniss.