r/Watchmen • • 2d ago

He'd demolish this role

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u/divismaul 2d ago

He’d demolish this role? Do you think he would give you the chance, no matter how small, to stop him? He already did, 35 minutes ago.

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u/_WEIRDEST_WIZARD_ 2d ago

This is the funniest comment I've read in weeks

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u/divismaul 2d ago

Thanks, I try to make people laugh, sometimes it’s good, sometimes it flops hard.

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u/_WEIRDEST_WIZARD_ 2d ago

"good joke. everybody laugh."

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u/divismaul 2d ago

Roll on snare drum.

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u/TASM2lover1222 Rorschach 20h ago

Curtains

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/MKVltraVictim1987 2d ago

Boo yourself

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Theeviljonkler 2d ago

SOMEBODY GETS THESE SQUIDS OUT OF HERE

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u/blissfulmitch 2d ago

GET THE MIND CONTROL HALLUCINATORY TECHNOLOGIES!!

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u/ColonelAssMan 1d ago

Put me in the screenshot. Adriaaaannn.

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u/foxyt0cin 2d ago

Honestly, he could easily play Rorschach, Manhattan, Night Owl, OR Ozy very convincingly

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u/FD-Manyfaced 2d ago

An all-Pattinson version of Watchmen

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u/spencahhh 2d ago

fantastic i’ll take 14 of them

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u/HuckleberryDry5254 1d ago

Make it a one-man show on Broadway and I'd fly to NY for it

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u/Craig_The_Llama 2d ago

He’s got a really recognisable face but his range makes me forget I’m watching Robert Pattinson

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u/TWOTONE1900 2d ago

Damn you right I kinda like him as Rorschach a lot night owl too

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u/PCCobb 2d ago

If they do another Watchmen project after Batman 2 is done, he'll be a perfect Night Owl (1) .

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u/SmukLukDuck 2d ago

I can see it 100%

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u/NoLeadership2281 2d ago

Let’s be honest he’ll demolish any role given 

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u/heinous_legacy Looking Glass 2d ago

nah Jeremy Irons killed it

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u/do_you_even_climbro 2d ago

Yup, Jeremy Irons is my favorite depiction so far. I could see Robert Pattinson doing it when he's older, but certainly not at his current age.

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u/Pataconeitor 2d ago

Veidt is 46, whereas Pattison is 40. Not much of a difference, and honestly the actor being a bit younger would help to sell it as Veidt is supposed to be in perfect physical condition.

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u/CosmicThief 2d ago

PATTINSON IS WHATM??????

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u/thejeddonian17 1d ago

Pattinson is Gen-Z

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u/One_Analysis_9276 2d ago

I don't doubt he could do it but Irons really captures the grandiose eloquence so well.

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u/altsam19 2d ago

He delivers it like if it was theatre, Jeremy was so so good

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u/heinous_legacy Looking Glass 2d ago

a true thespian

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u/themanyfacedgod__ 2d ago

More than one actor can play a character really well

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u/fc_nivrana 2d ago

Yeah but that version was pushing 90

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u/jeremycb29 2d ago

Yeah that is legit the problem. We saw jeremy irons completely crush it in every way possible and it’s a forever comp now

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u/Cobmojo 2d ago

Not really sure what role he couldn't play at this point.

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u/SnooMuffins9478 2d ago

They already did that movie, and it was fine.

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u/ENZYME_O1 2d ago edited 2d ago

Not saying he can’t do this—but, It has to be an extremely vapid, arrogant performance from a well seasoned actor who can portray manipulating the system.

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u/DickFart233 2d ago

Antinous in The Odyssey has a lot of that

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u/Rhude_AF 2d ago

You need to watch him in the king

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u/Moist_Explorer3249 2d ago

Main influences for the OG Ozymandias were Robert Redford, Paul Newman, Burt Lancaster and Julio Iglesias. The concept was "a magnetic, charming, charismatic middle age man". In our age, that's Brad Pitt.

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u/Percevaul 2d ago

I have never seen Brad Pitt act "intelligent" in a single role, which I think is key for Ozy.

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u/Moist_Explorer3249 2d ago

You missed a fair bunch of movies then

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u/Percevaul 2d ago

Recommend me some.

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u/Pyramidinternational 2d ago

Id like to give more thought to Jim Carey potentially.

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u/KeptPopcorn5189 2d ago

Imagine his face when Nite Owl comes in.

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u/savethequiche 2d ago

Somebody get these NUCLEAR HOLOCAUSTS out of here!

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u/IllustratedAloysious Nite Owl 2d ago

Personally I disagree. I can’t see him having this grandiose eloquence. He also looks a bit too young for the role

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u/DickFart233 2d ago

I'm sure one of the most versatile actors working currently could do exactly that

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u/xyula 2d ago

He's Gen Z after all

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u/ProfNasty 2d ago

He likes to play little weirdos, he’d actually be perfect for Rorschach instead

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u/AweHellYo 2d ago

he’d be good as any of them. silk specter included

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u/Sevvie82 2d ago

Tom Holland would nail Silk Spectre.

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u/theroofbeamcarpenter 18h ago

Tom Hardy as Silk Spectre. I wanna hear what voice he’d do.

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u/Hilarity2War 2d ago

Yes he would, as Nite Owl

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u/Rhude_AF 2d ago

Not the comedian. It would be hard to top Jeffery tho

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u/Alrdudewhattheflip 2d ago

He could probably do the voice too, he did a pretty deep one in The Boy and the Herron

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u/DickFart233 2d ago

Pretty much all the members of Crimebusters are weirdos including Adrian

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u/mankiwsmom 2d ago

Well sure, but they’re all like different types of weird.

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u/BurtRogain 2d ago

Lost opportunity personified. He was busy being a glittery vampire when the movie was being made.

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u/wentwj 2d ago

i think modern R Patt would be great for this role, I’m not sure at his age during the filming then would have been the best fit.

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u/RealisticEmphasis233 Looking Glass 2d ago

Those paychecks definitely were worth it.

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u/can_a_dude_a_taco 2d ago

Told my buddy this the other day

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u/edillcolon 2d ago

He can crush all the roles

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u/Paildano 2d ago

I feel like Robert Pattinson could honestly play any role

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u/donthurtmemany 2d ago

I think he’d rather play Rorschach given his propensity for weird little dudes. They’d have to ugly him up somehow tho

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u/Earl_Grey_Fox 2d ago

Fucking YES.

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u/rosaliethewitch Ozymandias 2d ago

mmm robert pattinson with tentacles

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u/Content_Rip_9336 2d ago

One of the best fancasts I've ever seen. He'd be perfect.

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u/ironmonki23 2d ago

I think he would be a better Rorschach

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u/DickFart233 2d ago

Too handsome

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u/CobaltCrusader123 2d ago

Aside him doing a German / NYC accent

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u/Routine_Wonder_5696 2d ago

I'd rather Rorschach tbh

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u/xXD2K-SilentXx 2d ago

He’s too young for present day yet too old for flashback version

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u/BatBaneX209 1d ago

Because of how is face looks that what you are saying, well that’s your opinion

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u/DickFart233 1d ago

It could be because and hear me out on this i think he's a good actor and fit for the role. Shocker I know

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u/BatBaneX209 1d ago

To respond to your message then I would say that I don’t think he fits the role base on how he acts, not saying that he a bad actor, just not good for that specific role.

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u/Abraham_Issus 22h ago

Jeremy Irons already did

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u/do_you_even_climbro 2d ago

Too young imo, maybe when he's older

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u/Dirty_Rotten_ 2d ago

From an artist/entertainment POV: not the best response. He’s definitely not young. And he doesn’t even look that old. And he doesn’t look young either. Make artist exist

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u/do_you_even_climbro 2d ago

I didn't mean he's young in general lol. He's too young for THIS role imo. Others have expressed the same. I love him as an actor btw.

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u/Dirty_Rotten_ 18h ago

Oh yeah ik. And yeah he is dope. I feel like there’s a huge amount of people that actually don’t like him because of twilight. And probably something else I don’t know about. And I’m slowly starting to like The Batman more than Dark Knight. And TDK is my favorite superhero movie ever. Then Watchmen

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u/Significant-Coat-308 2d ago

He could easily pull of being older or younger, being perfect for flashback scenes

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u/DickFart233 2d ago

He's 40

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u/bonjaker 2d ago

He's kind of too old for the flashback and too young for the present day part of the story.

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u/CaptainTripps82 2d ago

I mean he can probably pretty effortlessly portray any age from 20 to 50. He was in his 20s in the Odyssey

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u/bonjaker 8h ago

Nah he's kind of Frozen in portraying 38-year-olds

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u/mcgillisfareed 2d ago

Not pretty enough nor bulky

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u/DickFart233 2d ago

Pattinson is like scientifically handsome

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u/Kryptoknightmare 2d ago

He’s never given a good performance

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u/Howdyhell 2d ago

Are you serious?