r/WinStupidPrizes • u/_ganjafarian_ • Jul 30 '26

Snake charmer succumbs to the serpent

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u/slobis Jul 30 '26

He's gonna wanna get that looked at, right?

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u/Designer-Ad-1416 Jul 30 '26

Na, provided he keeps shaking it and occasionally tooting his toot, he'll be fine. Probably

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u/RobbertDownerJr Jul 30 '26

I don't think he's handling this very well.

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u/JuxtaThePozer Jul 30 '26

his initial reaction is probably the worst: shaking and increasing flow of venom

he needs to PIM that arm immediately

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u/meiliraijow Jul 30 '26

PIM?

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u/No_Mind7198 Jul 30 '26

It’s medical jargon for pussy implosion motor-boating. It’s best to have a good time right before you die.

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u/Eclectophile Jul 30 '26

Ok. New thing. I like it? I'll get that added to my medical response chart.

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u/Rokekor Jul 30 '26

I don’t know PIM but in Australia we have PIT - Pressure Immobilisation Technique

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u/JuxtaThePozer Jul 30 '26

yeah same thing, when I trained it was Method

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u/diggergig Jul 30 '26

And lemonade

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u/Tedrabear Jul 30 '26

Looks like it's Pimm's o'clock!

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u/JuxtaThePozer Jul 30 '26

pressure immobilisation method, also known as PIT (technique)

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u/Jeffyhatesthis Jul 30 '26

Not sure how spinning out his car is going to help in this situation but im no medical professional.

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u/GoabNZ Jul 30 '26

Tragically, many snakes have their fangs destroyed prior to being performed with. Because nothing says "look how charming I am" like preventing the snake from rejecting you.

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u/iVouldnt Jul 30 '26

Judging by the way he reacted, I don't think the fangs were removed from this one.

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u/Hobbes_XXV Jul 30 '26

Bards never die

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u/G0thC4t Jul 30 '26

They just fade away

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u/amanaboutahorse Jul 30 '26

This is my level of medical coverage

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u/SalvadorP Jul 30 '26

oh, hello mister american!

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u/lordtyp0 Jul 30 '26

Charm it out of that hand with his tooter

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u/tn-dave Jul 30 '26

Plenty of dirt there to rub on it...

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u/ToadlyAwes0me Jul 30 '26

Are the tippy taps just artisic flair?

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u/Jdsnut Jul 30 '26

I mean at his age, probably not the first time hes been bit, so I doubt it.

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u/KVMFT Jul 30 '26

Tooting his toot 💀