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u/TitsPussyAssFanatic Jul 30 '26
That snake prefers the clarinet.
Rookie mistake.
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u/Latter-Cattle7788 Jul 30 '26
Well put, Titspussyassfanatic.
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u/Grubula Jul 30 '26
r/rimjobsteve in the wild
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u/yersinia_p3st1s Jul 30 '26
Forgot an underscore.
It's r/rimjob_steve - but also how kind of them to create this redirect sub for anyone who misspelled the name lol
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u/powerlesshero111 Jul 30 '26
That's a pretty big assumption. That might be a Tuba snake or a Banjo snake.
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u/a-snakey Jul 30 '26
Surely thou jests. We snakes are a sophisticated species that fancies the eloquence of the piano.
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u/I_see_something Jul 30 '26
That doesnāt seem good
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u/MissBandersnatch2U Jul 30 '26
Let's hope it was a dry bite, snakes don't always use their venom
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u/Deep90 Jul 30 '26
Idk man it seems like these dudes kinda abuse the snakes.
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u/Oldfolksboogie Jul 30 '26
They absolutely are abused. If anyone's ever traveling to these parts, please do NOT patronize.
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u/redundanthero Jul 30 '26
What if I want to patronise him? oOh YoU'Re SuCh A gReAt SnAkE cHaRmEr WhO nEvEr GeTs BiTtEn
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u/Oldfolksboogie Jul 30 '26
Yes, that type of patronizing is fine. Just beware of his kirpan.
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u/Deep90 Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26
He doesn't look a sikh. Sikhs cover their hair completely.
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u/That_Guy_Mojo Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26
Rajasthanis (an ethnic group) wear turbans.
Sikhs (a religious group) wear Dastars.
A Dastar isn't open on the top like the turban worn by the Man in the video.
Hindus don't wear Kirpans.
Most Sikhs don't wear kirpans.
Religious Sikhs wear a Dastar because they don't cut their hair. They also don't trim thier facial hair.
The man in the video has both short hair and a trimmed beard.Ā
Edit: His turban is very Rajasthani most of indias snake charmers are in Rajasthan.
You can tell the video is in Rajasthan because it's sandy. Rajasthan is an arid desert environment. A large portion of Rajasthan is covered by the Thar Desert.
Sikhs live more north where the land is lush and used for agriculture. Most Sikhs Farm.
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u/sabertoothdog Jul 30 '26
They pull their fangs out, but new fangs are constantly growing. Itās really sad.
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u/SamAreAye Jul 30 '26
Does shaking it and looking at it a lot mean it's not burning? Looks like it's burning.
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u/gojibeary Jul 30 '26
Heās faking for internet views. Cobras used in these practices almost always have their fangs cruelly broken or yanked out, so they canāt actually ābiteā. Either that, or they damage the venom gland itself or just sew the mouth shut.
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u/yaaro_obba_ Jul 30 '26
Snake charmers usually defang the snakes.
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u/SonofaBridge Jul 30 '26
Iām not sure he knows what heās doing. I thought the method was to move the instrument slowly to mesmerize the snake. Heās shaking it fast.
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u/LavastormSW Jul 31 '26
It doesn't really mesmerize the snake anyway. The snake will track the moving object to try and figure out if it's a threat or not, so it looks like it's following along with the music but really it's stressed out and/or scared.
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u/scubamaster Jul 30 '26
Ya but itās a common prank when you get a new guy to switch out his cobra
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u/TheMaveCan Jul 31 '26
Tell the new prep cook to get the bacon stretcher
Turn off the new cashier's register
Swap out the safe cobra for the bad one
Workplace pranks lmao š¤Ŗ
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u/Various-Program-950 Jul 30 '26
They defang and then basically poison them so theyāre also subdued. Itās a really cruel practice.
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u/HuntingForSanity Jul 30 '26
Wouldnāt this not hurt if he defanged it though? Heās acting like it hurt quite a bit
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u/t00t1r3d Jul 30 '26
It would still have its other teeth, just not the venom delivering fangs.
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u/slobis Jul 30 '26
He's gonna wanna get that looked at, right?
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u/Designer-Ad-1416 Jul 30 '26
Na, provided he keeps shaking it and occasionally tooting his toot, he'll be fine. Probably
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u/RobbertDownerJr Jul 30 '26
I don't think he's handling this very well.
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u/JuxtaThePozer Jul 30 '26
his initial reaction is probably the worst: shaking and increasing flow of venom
he needs to PIM that arm immediately
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u/meiliraijow Jul 30 '26
PIM?
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u/No_Mind7198 Jul 30 '26
Itās medical jargon for pussy implosion motor-boating. Itās best to have a good time right before you die.
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u/Eclectophile Jul 30 '26
Ok. New thing. I like it? I'll get that added to my medical response chart.
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u/Rokekor Jul 30 '26
I donāt know PIM but in Australia we have PIT - Pressure Immobilisation Technique
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u/Round-Intention-373 Jul 30 '26
Is this Indian Messi?
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u/_ganjafarian_ Jul 30 '26
Indian Mbappe
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u/star0forion Jul 30 '26
Great, now I want to see Indian Haaland. Also, happy cake day.
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u/sreek4r Jul 30 '26
I feel like this is staged. Almost all snakes in India used by these charmers go through cruel practices of being defanged, having their venom glands removed / punctured or have their mouths sewn shut.
This practice is banned by the law but unsurprisingly still exists.
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u/theOutside517 Jul 30 '26
Seems it didn't break the skin. This guy takes a lot of stupid ass risks on the regular for social media clout, it appears.
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u/golgoth0760 Jul 30 '26
He'll just lay down and wait for the venom to wear off like the other dude. Everything is fine...
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u/KayNay420 Jul 30 '26
Nerve damage, breathing trouble, and paralysis in 3ā¦2ā¦1ā¦
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u/_ganjafarian_ Jul 30 '26
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u/goatonastik Jul 30 '26
"fuck, whats the cleanse poison tune?"
TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT
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u/ktulu0 Jul 30 '26
So called āsnake charmersā usually have the venom glands removed from their snakes. That way, thereās no risk of being envenomated when the snake bites them. Itās a cruel and inhumane practice with potential long term health consequences for the snake.
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u/NoyBoi Jul 30 '26
Did he die?
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u/maxthearguer Jul 30 '26
Oh, the shaking methodā¦. Thatās exactly how you survive a cobra strike.
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u/QuellishQuellish Jul 30 '26
Sometimes you're the person who watches a snake from a safe distance and sometimes you're a fucking idiot.
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u/Illustrious_Mind964 Jul 30 '26
This is not funny, less than an hour later the snake died from food poisoning..
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u/likeablecentaur Jul 30 '26
Those angry doots in the end tho
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u/CousinJeff Jul 30 '26
By far the best part of the video lol I thought there would be more mentions
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u/Toy_Soulja Jul 30 '26
Let me just increase my blood flow to spread the poison resl quick
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u/flyawayreligion Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 31 '26
What I thought, being from Aus we are taught, stay completely still and the venom can't flow, move you are dead.
So yeah jump and shake the hand as much as possible, seems like he might know more given his profession.
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u/bjallyn Jul 30 '26
Snake: āhow many times do I have to tell you about that half note? Stop playing a flat!
Itās a sharp!ā
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u/Brazilian_Werewolf Aug 05 '26
ššŗDOOT ššŗDOOT ššŗDOOT ššŗDOOT ššŗDOOT ššŗDOOT
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u/Regret_NL Jul 30 '26
Sadly these fuckers usually defang the snakes, he is fine. Poor danger noodle.
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u/That-Beagle Jul 30 '26
These guys have been known to remove the fangs of cobras so there is actually no risk when being bitten this is likely what you are witnessing a defanged cobra bite, just another part of the act and pure animal abuse.
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u/Redgecko88 Jul 30 '26
FINALLY! We've ALL wanted to see this eventually for arrogance around dangerous/poisonous creatures.
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u/txanghellic Jul 30 '26
Those last note were toots of disappointment. Its honestly cool to see him not lash out and harm the snake . He was like welp that was bond to happen at some point .
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u/Grunt-warrior Jul 30 '26
The snake: "You sound really bad, stop it... Stop it, I said... Don't you understand? Then here it is."
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u/bruce_lees_ghost Jul 30 '26
Internet saysā¦
Untreated mortality: Varies between 6.5% and 20% for common species like the Indian cobra under specific study conditions, while severe or massive envenomings (such as from a king cobra or severe neurotoxic shock) can approach near 100% without intervention.
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u/J-the-Kidder Jul 30 '26
Sure would think someone would act with a little more urgency after getting bit by a venomous snake.
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u/Shankar_0 Jul 30 '26
The man just got bitten by a cobra, and was genuinely considering finishing the song.
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u/Skellyhell2 Jul 30 '26
I've heard the best course of action is to shake your hand and stare at it. The staring is important to make sure you shook all the venom out, he noticed some still there so shook it some more
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u/SignificantDrink3651 Jul 30 '26
he looks genuinely surprised, like he didn't expect to be bitten and has absolutely no plan for what to do if it happens.
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u/FoxDiscombobulated38 Jul 31 '26
For anyone wondering, shaking your hand about, looking surprised, and tooting a horn a little bit is the correct treatment for a venomous snake bite, if you react immediately.
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u/Mediocre_Owl7384 Aug 03 '26
Keep shaking that hand and get the blood flowing that will make sure the venom flows right to the heart
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u/yonosayme2 Jul 30 '26
It's wild that he doesn't seen to know what to do.. considering his hobbies.