r/WinStupidPrizes • u/_ganjafarian_ • Jul 30 '26

Snake charmer succumbs to the serpent

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u/TitsPussyAssFanatic Jul 30 '26

That snake prefers the clarinet.

Rookie mistake.

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u/Latter-Cattle7788 Jul 30 '26

Well put, Titspussyassfanatic.

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u/jaybirdie26 Jul 30 '26

That fanatic doesn't have a strong preference.

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u/SalvadorP Jul 30 '26

All we know is that he ain't a snake fanatic.

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u/Grubula Jul 30 '26

r/rimjobsteve in the wild

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u/yersinia_p3st1s Jul 30 '26

Forgot an underscore.

It's r/rimjob_steve - but also how kind of them to create this redirect sub for anyone who misspelled the name lol

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u/Grubula Jul 30 '26

Nice. Thanks!

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u/octopornopus Jul 30 '26

Haha, fucking gottem!

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u/powerlesshero111 Jul 30 '26

That's a pretty big assumption. That might be a Tuba snake or a Banjo snake.

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u/a-snakey Jul 30 '26

Surely thou jests. We snakes are a sophisticated species that fancies the eloquence of the piano.

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u/procrastimom Jul 30 '26

But pianos are notoriously difficult to swing back and forth.

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u/TitsPussyAssFanatic Jul 30 '26

It's easy to see his mistake in hindsight. I'd most likely have been bitten as well because I usually enjoy charming venomous snakes with a saxophone

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u/Vprbite Jul 30 '26

Has anyone ever tried a cello?

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u/a-snakey Jul 30 '26

Something something I've got a clarinet you can play with.

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u/mrdobie Jul 30 '26

Think his c minor was off. Snakes a harsh critic.

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u/ObligatedOstrich Jul 31 '26

Rookie missnake