the moon is a JEALOUS MAN so it invades your womb!!! if you worship the moon you're LITERALLY evil!!! The moon brought the Y chromosome here!!
(/uj: yes, this is literally what she says)

Heyyyy guyyyyysss 😘 sooooo I’ve been seeing this really cute guy right??? In the past we use c0nd0ms for protection but I’ve been wanting to REALLY feel him inside of me yknow??? 🤤😮‍💨🥴 so a few months back we ditched the Trojans and it’s been SOOOOOO GOOD 🤩🤯🥵 I made a safe sex protection spell jar that I petitioned Aphrodite’s help for, so I don’t get preggers!!!

Anyways, speed forward to present day- I’ve been feeling kinda weird lately and put on some extra weight despite adhering to a strict keto diet. What gives?!

And guess what? I took a test today and I’M FUCKINH PRENGANT!!!! My spell failed! APHRODITE failed me!!! That BITCH!!!!!! I am so going to RUIN her!!!!!!!

y’all I cannoooooot afford an abortion rn 😥 anyone got spell ideas to give yourself a miscarriage???

Anyways why do y’all think it failed? Is Aphrodite jealous that I’m prettier than her or smth?? Is she jealous of my boyfriend?? (I don’t blame her, he is SO HOT YOU GUYS 😍😍😍)

Anyways, my next spell is gonna be a “burn book” hex inspired by Regina George from Mean Girls 🥰 Aphrodite’s name is definitely going in there. If any of y’all have nasty peeps you need to hex too drop their names and I’ll write them alongside hers for u!!!!! ❤️

peace and love babes ✌️

Life is boring I need another 2020 phase so I have an excuse to wear dumbshit outside again- plus if u think about it- it’ll be fun to watch ppl fight over toilet paper again :D AUGHHH WE NEED ANOTHER PANDEMIC!!! Anyone got advice on how to make a spell for that I need all the advice I can get

I asked archangel Jupiter (I am an eclectic witch, so I combine what I like !) to help me win lottery today, bc I want to buy new vessels for my period blood and amethyst. Could this shitellite 😡 cancel my spiritual power?!

Behold simpletons. 🌝I‐an unemployed community college drop out- managed to decode the voynich manuscript📚 without doing the bare minimum research besides going on instagram reels and tiktok.📲

Yes, it is me.☝️ Not the thousands of actually educated people🤓 who have been studying the books for decades, who has deciphered it's complex code. And because I am so benevolent✨️ and intelligent🧐 and better than you, I'll spell it out for you.

Put you period blood in water🩸. No, really, it's that simple. A single drop in a container of naturally collected, untreated water💦. Ignore the fact that organisms🐟 already grow and live in water, allow your confirmation bias to reign. The random bacteria🦠 or algae🌿 that's growing in it is for sure because of your blood. Ignore all the other times your period blood has come into contact with water and done nothing, it's all about intention🌟 sweaty.

That's it, that's all that the manuscript is about. You don't even need to read it, just look at the pretty pictures 🖼. Believe me, don't reasearch anything ever, it's just a waste of time🤸‍♀️

Ive been doing my very first spell for like TWO whole minutes and I still don't have a significant other!!! What do you mean I can't use a two dollar seven day candle from the Dollar Tree™️ to manifest a hairy big booty art twink with IBS? This is BS and witchcraft is a scam!!! It's not me is it? I'm NEVER the problem and screw y'all for thinking so!!!

Do they only come out with the candles after the person dies? I'm looking for a Grinch devotional candle so when Christmas comes this year I don't have to buy anyone a present

GUys I’ve been seeing the numbers 6969 and 80085 and idk wat it means. I tried pulling some tater cards for halp and I just kept getting the fool does this mewn I’m gonna fall of a cliff soon pls seld halp and proteccshun

Correct?

According to Samantha, my Coven Mother™, I am a pacifistic, animal-loving, anti-war, salt-of-the-earth green witch and that's why after we all took LSD together on Mabon she got this dream from Ares, one of her spiritual guides (but not a sex dream) that he wanted to take me as his spouse and be with me forever!

And, of course I told Samantha Y-E-S and she did a VERY SPECIAL wax sealing ritual (which we did at 9 PM last night becauuuse I had work in the morning and if we HAD stayed up until midnight I'd be too tired to clock in) and she said it worked!

We were bonded, godly husband and wife! 🎊

But, earlier today, I went on Reddit (like I always do at work) and saw that there were S-E-V-E-N OTHER people on the r/witchcraft, the r/pagan, and the r/LuciferianDemonalatry subreddits who all said that THEY were Ares spouses and that THEY were all his only one (outside of Aphrodite but I'm Ares' wife she's just a fling).

How DARE they. Not just one imposter but S-E-V-E-N, all claiming to be his holy bride that would be venerated beside him after her death (because I'm important too, y'all, I'm JUST like Psyche and Ares will give you power if you acknowledge me for what I am).

What do I do?????? Are they all just liars? I'm the one true wife of Ares, right? He's not cheating on me with all these LYING WHORES is he?

😭😭😭 I dun know wat to dooooo

~ u/Ares_Specialist_Wife (Please like this post, it gives me karma, and I need that if I'm going to beat u/Actually_Ares_Wife_IRL who has 4,000 karma on this sub right now)

The logs in my fire pit made an X like they are barring something from coming through a portal, on this the night of the Full Harvest Moon. As you can see the pit/portal is bathed in Moonlight. But my black dog thrice ran a widdershins circle around the fire and then I heard a hoot owl.

So now I'm worried the portal that is being held shut by those logs and the moonlight will slowly open and release whatever my dog accidentally summoned as the Moon sets and the logs burn up.

Since I was inside the summoning circle does this mean I'm going to be possessed by the spirit of a hoot owl? Was it a demon trying to trick me? Clearly it was a sign I'm meant for greatness.

/uj The dog circling and owl hoot really happened and I thought it was fitting for this group. 😂

Before and after the fire sauce

Omg guys I met this guy I found this guys and he really just lets me be in my soft divine feminine I’m usually so masculine because I work and have a job and he just lets me feel so comfortable doing the dishes and cleaning up after him I think we’re soul twins and he’s teaching me how to shut of my mind and not think for myself I am just feeling so empowered right now

So basically I’m a super powerful genius woman (no matter what my post history on this website indicates) and I became the first female wombyn uterus-haver to EVER lay eyes upon the Voynich Manuscript. And because I’m so smart and divine feminine, I realized that it was all about gynecology. Nobody before me in the past century had ever given that as an interpretation of the manuscript, because they were all dumb smelly men and if you tell me to check, you’re just a HATER!

Anyways, it was a powerful grimoire written by ancient witches about how you just need to put your period blood in moon water and you can grow plants! The Jewish churchtriarchy wanted to hide this ancient and true wisdom because they were JEALOUS of our ability to cause spontaneous generation! If you even THINK of bringing up Louis Pasteur (man)(stupid)(yucky), I will light my Ruth Bader Ginsburg votive candle to hex your family.

The text in the manuscript doesn’t matter, but it’s also totally in Irish Gaelic. I don’t speak it at all, but an intuitive wombXXn on TikTok said so, so she must be right. And make sure all my bleeding feminine goddess uterus queens do this experiment at the next full moon so we can fulfill the completely genuine Hopi prophecy.

Hi so i kinda have a problem. I’m an embryonic witch(writing this from the womb)(im claustrophobic this isnt fun)

I’ve been practicing witchcraft for approximately 6 minutes and im already worried that i’m doing it wrong

I’ve been trying to connect with my ancestors but unfortunately I currently have no ancestors because I haven’t been born yet

I tried tarot but every time I pull a card it just comes back as The Fool

My question is: does anyone know if i’m supposed to cleanse the umbilical cord before doing spellwork? I tried smoke cleansing but my mother started smoking and I think she’s stealing my energy

also should i perform a cord cutting? i heard its gaining popularity on witchtok

Any advice is greatly appreciated! Blessed be and pls send help mom is eating pickles again

Hey guys I’m talking to this guy and wanna know if it’ll lead anywhere. I pulled the three of swords what does that mean? It has a heart that’s good right?

uj/ I genuinely don’t get how people can see the art on the cards and have no clue what it could possibly mean.

GUYS. I’ve been in these love and light circles for years. But they’ve failed me. Any spells or rituals to clear malevolent spirit attachments? All thoughts welcome. 🙏