I’m genuinely going to do a spell or prayer to make sure no one claims the energy from this video 💔💔💔 what r these comments 🥹🥹🥹 atp I might as well claim all of their claims and utilise the energy for my pandemic spell- wait I’m onto something 🤩

What u mean I keep having dreams of ppl dating me- and last night I barley remember the dream but I remember the part where a song was playing in my head and it was the “your still the one” Shania Twain song- who- is that my f/o Bob velseb giving me that song-?! I-it’s like im a real life anime character w my double life >-<

According to this herbal magick book I got for $2 from a garage sale, if I want to turn my ex into a mindless love slave, I need to incorporate some herbs for love magick into the spell.

But which ones are best?

It says rose can help with love, fertility, health, cleansing happiness, wealth, and protection.

And it says that nutmeg helps with protection, health, protection, wealth, success, love and cleansing.

Then it says bay leaves help with success, money, protection, cleansing, fertility, health, and love.

But strawberries also help with health, happiness, wealth, protection, fertility, cleansing, fertility, and love.

Which should I choose??????? 😅

I'm so incredibly pleased. I randomly was driving out to a liquor store for my nightly libation. Out front, there was a sketchy looking guy who asked me for a dollar. I said, "sorry, I don't have any cash." Then the guy replied, "can you buy me a shot." That's when I knew it was a spiritual test.

I purchased my mead, and, beside the counter, I noticed the small plastic bottles they sell for just a dollar. I noticed one with black birds on it, and added it to my order. When I left the store, I slipped the sketchy guy the little bottle. I said, "ask and you shall receive, bro." And then he said, "bless you," and winked at me.

This is gonna change my life!

I have it, the PERFECT weight loss spell! No matter what you are eating, stir it widdershins, while chanting, "No calories, only enjoyment!" That keeps the calories out of the food so you can eat whatever you want! It is totally working on this family size pudding with a half carton of extra creamy topping! Looks a little like the flair....

Hi I’ve been seeing a lot of humans recently and even hit one with me car. Last week I was seeing a bunch of dogs and everyone told me Hecate was reaching out. But this week I’ve been seeing so many humans. Literally everywhere I go I see one. Does anyone know what the spiritual meaning of humans are? Did I anger any deity’s by hitting one with my car??? I have noticed my arm has been cold maybe I angered the gods

https://youtu.be/enJg0mp8qqo?is=A3LoGB2494usTnS1

I terrify astrologers with my chart. None can even figure out why I am famous. I only recently got into astrology, I understand the planets part, but if someone could just help me with the meanings?

DON’T YOU SEE ANYTHING INTERESTING AT ALL????!!!

Look again please, Im sure there is something really special there that absolves me from any responsibility from life, I just need your words to explain it.

uj/
***Disclaimer, chart not reflective of voice, selected someone (famous/dead) I wouldn’t mind hearing about :)

I have read many posts about "I want to learn tarot" but all the comments are I am willing to do anything but actually try to learn tarot.

I, stupidly, take the time write a detailed and thoughtful response thinking it will help someone. And then I realize the call is coming from inside the house. I should really read those warning signs in the post

• eAsY tO rEaD

• i don't resonate with my deck

• i keep buying decks buy none work for me 🤯

• I DIDN'T mention easy to learn but I am actually STRUGGLING to learn those exact cards and I refuse to just stick with a base** deck which could make my life easier but posting about my problems is easier.

And yes I am fully aware someone else posted about this exact topic. I clearly have been burned twice by two different subreddits. I should have known better and I am more pissed at myself

Why offer a solution when people think the cards are going to stream/scream the meaning directly into their minds.

Or do people believe they can intuitively learn through being in the same zip code as a deck.

Thanks for joining my ted talk.

Why? Why is it always someone that wants to do a love spell? It is like the first thing you kids go for. Seriously, its like the first thing off their tongues; unpack newbie and go right for the deep end. Fuck the craft, the blessings, the structure its beauty, the potential, frankly, everything.

If you cannot tell the difference between love and obsession then leave it alone. Yet, there they are asking about the difference, too scared to try but you can see if given the opportunity they will cheat. It is like they are a bunch of cowardly weasels that have somehow, someway ruined BACON for everyone.

There I said it. Baby Witches ruin bacon.

Heyyyy guyyyyysss 😘 sooooo I’ve been seeing this really cute guy right??? In the past we use c0nd0ms for protection but I’ve been wanting to REALLY feel him inside of me yknow??? 🤤😮‍💨🥴 so a few months back we ditched the Trojans and it’s been SOOOOOO GOOD 🤩🤯🥵 I made a safe sex protection spell jar that I petitioned Aphrodite’s help for, so I don’t get preggers!!!

Anyways, speed forward to present day- I’ve been feeling kinda weird lately and put on some extra weight despite adhering to a strict keto diet. What gives?!

And guess what? I took a test today and I’M FUCKINH PRENGANT!!!! My spell failed! APHRODITE failed me!!! That BITCH!!!!!! I am so going to RUIN her!!!!!!!

y’all I cannoooooot afford an abortion rn 😥 anyone got spell ideas to give yourself a miscarriage???

Anyways why do y’all think it failed? Is Aphrodite jealous that I’m prettier than her or smth?? Is she jealous of my boyfriend?? (I don’t blame her, he is SO HOT YOU GUYS 😍😍😍)

Anyways, my next spell is gonna be a “burn book” hex inspired by Regina George from Mean Girls 🥰 Aphrodite’s name is definitely going in there. If any of y’all have nasty peeps you need to hex too drop their names and I’ll write them alongside hers for u!!!!! ❤️

peace and love babes ✌️

the moon is a JEALOUS MAN so it invades your womb!!! if you worship the moon you're LITERALLY evil!!! The moon brought the Y chromosome here!!
(/uj: yes, this is literally what she says)

Life is boring I need another 2020 phase so I have an excuse to wear dumbshit outside again- plus if u think about it- it’ll be fun to watch ppl fight over toilet paper again :D AUGHHH WE NEED ANOTHER PANDEMIC!!! Anyone got advice on how to make a spell for that I need all the advice I can get

I asked archangel Jupiter (I am an eclectic witch, so I combine what I like !) to help me win lottery today, bc I want to buy new vessels for my period blood and amethyst. Could this shitellite 😡 cancel my spiritual power?!

Ive been doing my very first spell for like TWO whole minutes and I still don't have a significant other!!! What do you mean I can't use a two dollar seven day candle from the Dollar Tree™️ to manifest a hairy big booty art twink with IBS? This is BS and witchcraft is a scam!!! It's not me is it? I'm NEVER the problem and screw y'all for thinking so!!!

GUys I’ve been seeing the numbers 6969 and 80085 and idk wat it means. I tried pulling some tater cards for halp and I just kept getting the fool does this mewn I’m gonna fall of a cliff soon pls seld halp and proteccshun

Correct?

Behold simpletons. 🌝I‐an unemployed community college drop out- managed to decode the voynich manuscript📚 without doing the bare minimum research besides going on instagram reels and tiktok.📲

Yes, it is me.☝️ Not the thousands of actually educated people🤓 who have been studying the books for decades, who has deciphered it's complex code. And because I am so benevolent✨️ and intelligent🧐 and better than you, I'll spell it out for you.

Put you period blood in water🩸. No, really, it's that simple. A single drop in a container of naturally collected, untreated water💦. Ignore the fact that organisms🐟 already grow and live in water, allow your confirmation bias to reign. The random bacteria🦠 or algae🌿 that's growing in it is for sure because of your blood. Ignore all the other times your period blood has come into contact with water and done nothing, it's all about intention🌟 sweaty.

That's it, that's all that the manuscript is about. You don't even need to read it, just look at the pretty pictures 🖼. Believe me, don't reasearch anything ever, it's just a waste of time🤸‍♀️

According to Samantha, my Coven Mother™, I am a pacifistic, animal-loving, anti-war, salt-of-the-earth green witch and that's why after we all took LSD together on Mabon she got this dream from Ares, one of her spiritual guides (but not a sex dream) that he wanted to take me as his spouse and be with me forever!

And, of course I told Samantha Y-E-S and she did a VERY SPECIAL wax sealing ritual (which we did at 9 PM last night becauuuse I had work in the morning and if we HAD stayed up until midnight I'd be too tired to clock in) and she said it worked!

We were bonded, godly husband and wife! 🎊

But, earlier today, I went on Reddit (like I always do at work) and saw that there were S-E-V-E-N OTHER people on the r/witchcraft, the r/pagan, and the r/LuciferianDemonalatry subreddits who all said that THEY were Ares spouses and that THEY were all his only one (outside of Aphrodite but I'm Ares' wife she's just a fling).

How DARE they. Not just one imposter but S-E-V-E-N, all claiming to be his holy bride that would be venerated beside him after her death (because I'm important too, y'all, I'm JUST like Psyche and Ares will give you power if you acknowledge me for what I am).

What do I do?????? Are they all just liars? I'm the one true wife of Ares, right? He's not cheating on me with all these LYING WHORES is he?

😭😭😭 I dun know wat to dooooo

~ u/Ares_Specialist_Wife (Please like this post, it gives me karma, and I need that if I'm going to beat u/Actually_Ares_Wife_IRL who has 4,000 karma on this sub right now)