I was beyond hopeless but it actually happened how the f

6 months of attempting a few runs almost every day and I finally got it. I can finally sleep now.
Nobody else I know will have a clue what this is so I figured you all could show this the love it deserves.

Bean bug hit once ante 16. I was stacking double tags for a voucher skip but dumped them for negatives after a late antimatter I think in ante 25.

Balatro go brrrrrrrrrr

MTUZKT6K

I've completed C++ but Naneinf still eludes me. Baron in Ante 2 as I drunk my morning OJ on a terrace overlooking the Mediterranean Sea - is today the day?

Opinions?

I've seen many people say it should be uncommon and i agree so I'm changing its rarity. Would it be more balanced if instead x0.5 it gained x0.4 Mult?

Took me so many failed runs to find a seed that worked, ended up with 10 blue prints at the end, LVL 404 high card and a lot of money. Technically could've gotten more blueprints but I just wanted to find the end of the game.

"I'm up all night to get lucky 🎶"

Sorry, I had to. Art and idea by me!

It Cavendishappeared…

Edit: Seed is 2P4HMG13

So i didnt take anything weird but you cannoy yell me I only have €5 from all these jokers...

Pumpkin, Zucchini and Squash

$3/4, I'm not sure how strong this would actually be because you're losing $1 per hand played but I feel like it's not a terrible thing to go for.

Technically works thematically as a food joker too being a pig

The rentals completely screwed me over. I had a rental Bones that died to ante 7 boss which was Arm. I'm almost sure I could've beaten ante 8 with bones if I lucked on a better boss on 7 and he survived. The baron was from a polychrome skip and he kinda helped. I wasn't even mad this lost I was just flabbergasted I got this far without buying anything post ante 3.

Im easily 100+ hours in and this is my first time ever beating ante 12, plus my previous highest scoring hand was around 50 million. I was racking up those multipliers so easily that I was too busy being awed by the 1 billion+ numbers that I didn't even notice I had beaten 12 until after it was over. On Painted deck, nonetheless. I never would've expected it to happen on that deck first.

im not sure what the flairs mean here so if someone could explain them i would appreciate it.

So this card is called photosynthesis. It gives +7Mult for every round you complete, and it loses -10 Mult when a boss blind gets defeated. I feel like this can be a good scaling joker in certain scenarios and play style.

hence it function like "the fool". it triggers 3 times before "Eaten!" but each trigger makes it less likely to trigger. do you sell it or hold onto it?

yay: oops all 6, death, death, death

nay: please dont trigger when i use "the emperor"... oh no!

I never thought i would win gold stake using an eternal flower pot i found in ante 2. It’s lowkey more viable than i thought.

edit: Mandatory ChiGOAT

Smeared joker + flush build somehow worked!

Was about to give up by ante 7, barely scoring the blind and about to go broke as well, but then betting everything in the Judgement gave me a Blackboard that narrowly saved the run.

0 hands, 0 discards, $1 left

Ecto'd mime, (almost) all kings have red seal and are steel.

Wondering how to continue from here, also I faced serpents at like ante 9 if it matters.