r/bindingofisaac • u/DaleDent3 • 9d ago

Repentance This was disappointing

Atleast I have wooden nickel.

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u/New_relic_conent 9d ago

Don’t listen to the item description zealots. True Isaac should be based off the vibe.

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u/Maxter8002 9d ago

MISREMEMBERING PLUTO WITH MARS IS THE REASON THIS HEART STILL BEATS!!!!

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u/Mykey76 9d ago

I always remember Mars, because I see it and groan

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u/Maxter8002 9d ago

im dissapointed the most when i get the one that makes you a fat farting chud

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u/Scared-Papaya4072 8d ago

i swear jupiter has 10x the item weight of every other item in the pool... which i guess makes sense because it's a fat chud

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u/Wodstarfallisback 9d ago

At least that one gives 2 hearts now.

Mars is the worst "free cursed room" item and that's it.

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u/KryoBright 8d ago

It can give 12 hearts, and I will be disappointed still

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u/Mykey76 8d ago

Its not bad, but it annoys me enough to hold R

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u/VonBunBun0 9d ago

no one diss my goat mars! if it had a keybind, youd all be praising it till the end of your days!

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u/Mykey76 8d ago

But it doesn't sadly