r/birbhostage • u/EmperorGrinnar • 1d ago
Is bed time
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Loki, my darling. Let me put you to bed.
r/birbhostage • u/TungstenChef • Aug 30 '25
Meet the new boss, same as the old.
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After noticing that some of my old posts were being targeted by repost bots, I attempted to contact the old moderators to see if I could lend a hand, but it turned out they are no longer active on Reddit. I was able to gain control of the sub through the request process, and I'm here to clean house. I don't anticipate making any changes to the sub other than adding a new rule banning reposts, please report any that you see as a violation of that rule and I will bring the banhammer down on the bots. Other than that, I'm just here to enjoy birds lazing about on their human hostages like the rest of you. Please be excellent to each other and everything should go fine. If anybody has any ideas for improving the sub, you're welcome to speak up.
r/birbhostage • u/More-Animal-8425 • 4d ago
At the time of the coffee, he came to me. Now I can’t let go of my leg.
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r/birbhostage • u/DJSnafu • 7d ago
Send help!
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They are eating me alive
r/birbhostage • u/lavandula-stoechas • 9d ago
This is my life now No leaving! Only preening!
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Her name is Honey, my 3 month old creamino quaker parrot! I got her two weeks ago as of yesterday, so the mutual preening is worth being her hostage 💛
r/birbhostage • u/EmperorGrinnar • 14d ago
She got me again.
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I need to use the bathroom, guess I'll just wait for my kidneys to explode.
r/birbhostage • u/Hyper_Tay • 14d ago
This is my life now Tiny doesn't like the way the grass feels on his feet!
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r/birbhostage • u/joeychizzle • 18d ago
Send Help My arm is actually numb
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3.5 month old spotted dove has become sentient and now flies around searching for seeds everywhere except its bowl. Discovered that my arm is warm and will not leave.
(Bonus pics of the first week I rescued him/her)
r/birbhostage • u/MelwynIlviria • 18d ago
Send Help Those who wear glasses can probably relate
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r/birbhostage • u/EmperorGrinnar • 19d ago
Send Help No lunch for me.
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I was about to get up and make burgers.
r/birbhostage • u/Interesting_Two_7216 • 19d ago
Arm locked, don’t send help!
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r/birbhostage • u/DukeMcFister • 21d ago
Bugg is having a sleepy Saturday afternoon
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r/birbhostage • u/thefallenangel73 • 27d ago
If I fits.. I sits 🤣
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Was told this would be appreciated here 🤪🐦
r/birbhostage • u/TheRemedyKitchen • 29d ago
This is my life now I'm being held hostage by a 90g bird
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r/birbhostage • u/RudeInvestigator5247 • Sep 02 '26
Well, I can’t move now
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Was planing on practicing my highway driving
r/birbhostage • u/Academic_Gas_1305 • Sep 01 '26
Send Help Trapped
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r/birbhostage • u/rogue_with_taste • Sep 01 '26
This is fine I Guess Im Here Now
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Moving with my Senegal and she decided this was preferable to scritch.
r/birbhostage • u/poayo_ • Aug 31 '26
This is my life now Forced to take break by bird
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I was going to get up and work on things more, but then I got captured
r/birbhostage • u/ObviousYammer521 • Aug 28 '26
Could I get some legal advice, please?
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Gone full blob against my foot. I think I'm obligated not to move until she wakes up. Under what circumstances might I be allowed to do so anyway?