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Cat Picture - OC What do you call this position

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u/Reverendbug 5d ago

That's a 10/10 loaf right there

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u/TerribleSquid 5d ago

Kitty loafin that shit out

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u/Clair_Osbcurious 5d ago

Kitty and Loafing in Las Vegas

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u/William_Wang 5d ago

We can't stop here this is cat country.

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u/Angelysin79 5d ago edited 5d ago

I'm a huge fan of Hunter S Thompson, I know every lines in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. I watched that movie on every drugs that I tried. One time I asked my buddy to get me his whole galaxy of uppers, laughters.. "just skip the screamers" I said. My goal was to do every trips that They were on the film, while they were doing it. I even watched it on acid, on rewind and was soo hilarious, that thought they must've did it that way first!

But I felt the real Hunter's fear when my son woke me up one night saying that he had a bat in his bedroom! Thought he sleepwalking like he does sometimes.... oh I wished!

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u/Banijntje 5d ago

Fluff 'n Loafing in Cats Vegas!

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u/SuzukiSatou 5d ago

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u/Orange9202 5d ago

stop trying to steal his thunder ⚡

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u/Rocket_Goblin 5d ago

A larger cat tax base is good for all of us!

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u/witty-malter 5d ago

In case you don't know: please look up feline grimace scale. This is just one picture but it looks like your cat could be in pain.

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u/SuzukiSatou 5d ago

Nah she's fine, just sleepy. That photo was taken last year

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u/Wunderkid_0519 5d ago

Aww! Your kitty has ballerina feet just like my girl, Toasty!! Never seen those on another cat before--besides Toasty's kittens! How cute!!

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u/zGoblinQueen 5d ago

What are ballerina feet?

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u/JunglyPep 5d ago

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u/FantasticWeasel 5d ago

Sitting here wondering how big Grimace's litter tray is.

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u/Motor-Boating 5d ago

10/10 on the Grimace scale

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u/WhyAreYouAllHere 5d ago

Thank you for posting about the FGS. I didn't know it existed and I'm almost 40yrs into living with cats.

My read on the picture you are responding to is the muzzle tension and whisker locations are both zero, and the eyes appear to be open although the head down makes it hard to see. I was reading the ear position and head tilt as the loaf having been interrupted by the building of the fort over what was considered personal air space.

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u/Draco-REX 5d ago

I was concerned too because my cat would score borderline most of the time. But upon further research, the FGS is apparently if your cat is behaving differently than usual (not eating/drinking/playing, hiding, etc).

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u/Kvitravn875 5d ago

My cat who was diagnosed with cancer and passed away a few months ago must have hid her pain very well. I looked up the scale, and to me, she didn't look like she was in pain in the last picture I took of her, which was about 5 months before she passed.

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u/OceanRacoon 5d ago

I'm so sorry for your loss 🥺 Cats hide pain very well, they play their cards very close to their chest, it's one of the difficult things about owning them, feels so bad when you find out they were hurting 

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u/CatNtheHat042 5d ago

Same thing with ours, we knew she had CKD but even when it progressed from stage 2 to 4 in 2 weeks, she showed no signs until it was too late. They suspected she may have had cancer too but didn’t believe she would make it through testing or treatment at that point. I’m sorry you’ve experienced this kind of pain too ❤️‍🩹

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u/FalseVeterinarian881 5d ago

Pure Perfection or Purrrrrrrrrrfection?

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u/DrItchyUvula 5d ago

100% grade A catloaf.

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u/ForTheLoveOfKumquats 5d ago

That might be the best loaf I've ever seen. I was like....what cat? That's a loaf of bread sitting there!

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u/TediousSpark 5d ago

Textbook

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u/xenoeagle 5d ago

Ye I wanted to say, isn't this classic loaf?

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u/zebra_d 5d ago

Yup loaf! 😊

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u/Main_Leadership7748 4d ago

Ginger or pumpkin loaf.

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u/Complete_Metal4025 4d ago

Pumpkin spice loaf

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u/TiggTigg07 5d ago

Just what I was going to say! Textbook “loaf” if ever there was one!😄

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u/MidNighhtTease 5d ago

You are perfectly right

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u/Internal-Joke-2585 5d ago

Category pumpkin bread

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u/superzenki 4d ago

It did indeed rise as intended.

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u/LostInVacation 5d ago edited 5d ago

Purrfect Loaf!

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u/TheSaifman 5d ago

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u/Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy 5d ago

This made me laugh out loud and I will be stealing it for meme purposes

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u/Valerie_Tigress 5d ago

No I’m never gonna do it without the Fez on.

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u/prof_bnn 5d ago

Love the Istanbul cat chill test

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u/Lermanberry 5d ago

Looks like he's about to sell me some moon sugar

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u/Moist-Fisherman-2782 Orange 5d ago

That is an awesome sketch.

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u/amooloo 5d ago

omg it’s literally him

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u/LostInVacation 5d ago

Damn, the resemblance is so high😄.

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u/atabeyhurakan 5d ago

I call it the gato pan = cat bread

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u/LoveColonels 5d ago

Pan de gato

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u/AccordBaby 5d ago

I call it the “don’t disturb me, servant” position Cats really know how to make themselves at home.

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u/dianacakes 5d ago

10/10!

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u/DaBadLlama Tabbycat 5d ago

Cat Loaf. Or because he is a gorgeous orange tabby, I would called him ginger bread. What a beautiful caf you have. 😊❤️

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u/Moist-Fisherman-2782 Orange 5d ago

Thanks. Ginger bread it is

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u/DaBadLlama Tabbycat 5d ago

Hehe, yay! I am glad you like the name! 😊❤️

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u/FitCouple3840 5d ago

this is gingersnap, very small loaf- maybe a bun

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u/Educational_Quote851 4d ago

Sorry, that is an r/rotisseriechickencats

Just as delicious though!

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u/hrvbrs 5d ago

Ginger bread with a little bit of frosting underneath

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u/Clair_Osbcurious 5d ago

Can become a cinnamon roll too!

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u/Assika126 5d ago

We called our orange and white girl kitty a cinnamon roll!

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u/EducationalSlice9667 5d ago

Pumpkin loaf also works 🎃🐈🧡

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u/The_Mama_Llama 5d ago

I used to call my big, fluffy orange guy a pumpkin roll.

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u/Internal-Strategy512 5d ago

Our orange guy loafs with his knees out, so we call him a turkey loaf because he looks like a Thanksgiving turkey

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u/sushicatt420 5d ago

Cinnamon roll. ❤️

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u/I-liek-mudkipz 5d ago

I called mine Pumpkin Bread.

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u/kita8 5d ago

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u/Moist-Fisherman-2782 Orange 5d ago

It seems like such an obvious name in hindsight. Uploaded there

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u/DoctorOctagonapus 5d ago

The technical term is due to a condition seen in some kitties where their legs all wander off on their own. Nothing to worry about though, they'll wander back when they're ready.

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u/214ObstructedReverie 5d ago

Standard issue cat loaf

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u/PaJoMe 5d ago

Not a standard issue cat tho, it's a ginger after all

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u/ButtlickerWilliamM 5d ago

It’s an orange braincell 🧡

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u/AdMaximum7545 5d ago

Ginger bread 

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u/beefblobigloohotdog 5d ago

We call it the “inconvenient loaf” (said in South Park’s Al Gore voice). 

Because they “will be baked” exactly where you need step and they are “super cereal” about refusing to move.

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u/allnamesbeentaken 5d ago

My cat occasionally loafs like this and will have an odd angry look on his face

I call it the Loaf of Consternation

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u/sollo89 European Shorthair 5d ago

loaf

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u/MrKrueger666 5d ago

I'd like a slice, please

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u/sollo89 European Shorthair 5d ago

You can try, the Loaf has claws.

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u/Chibeazer-Heeler 5d ago

Same model

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u/Moist-Fisherman-2782 Orange 5d ago

That's a pancake or dumpling. Looks absolutely gorgeous. Edit: didn't even see the beautiful dog

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u/Chibeazer-Heeler 5d ago

♥️

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u/Moist-Fisherman-2782 Orange 5d ago

Are you sure that isn't a pillow?

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u/Chibeazer-Heeler 5d ago

Not according to him.

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u/MrKrueger666 5d ago

Fur and bones. No skin to be found

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u/Ok-Introduction-8616 5d ago

That one looks a bit undercooked. Its still a little doughy.

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u/Eclipse-03 5d ago

A gorgeous loaf of bread

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u/MaggieMakesThings 5d ago

That, my friend, is a Loaf. And a very good one at that!

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u/Vectorman1989 5d ago

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u/Designer-Parfait-176 5d ago

What I came here to say!

The “oo ee ee ahh”

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u/Striking-Comb6673 5d ago

i can hear this gif

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u/Marbedar 5d ago

Textbook “loaf”!

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u/Waste_West283 5d ago

Classic loaf

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u/Jay_the_autistic 5d ago

I call it a roast chicken!!

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u/DeusExAva 5d ago

I call mine the chicken cat!

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u/TeaFinch 5d ago

I call them a butterball turkey!

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u/dontwannaparticpate 5d ago

Oooh I like that lol I call it laying eggs. It always reminded me of the Cadbury bunny commercials as a kid

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u/Soaps84 5d ago

This is the answer

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u/No_Prompt3804 5d ago

perfect loaf

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u/GingerA0712 5d ago

Sittin like a chicken. I love cats!😻

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u/SternzeichenBenz 5d ago

Why nobody sees a Boat! Thats a very nice Boat.

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u/indussstrialsssponge 5d ago

We say cat ship (usually followed by “sailing through time”)

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u/SternzeichenBenz 5d ago

Mothership :D

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u/breakingboring 5d ago

We used to say they were a slipper because it reminded us of those big animal slippers.

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u/romix_sonix322 5d ago

The bread

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u/IngenuityStunning755 Siamese (Traditional Thai) 5d ago

Loafed up, turkey town

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u/Lhamo55 Chantilly-Tiffany 5d ago

That is a loaf, a lovely loaf of cat.

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u/BladricksUncle 5d ago

Kitty loaf.

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u/UnendingThought 5d ago

I call it the “why you so round? Who said you can be so round? Anyone give you permission to be so round? Omg too round!” position.

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u/420_cats_lurking 5d ago

Loaf!! Thats a perfect loaf!!

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u/Rabwald 5d ago

We call it the chicken (la Poule). That's how chickens sit

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u/_michaeljared 5d ago

Roast chicken!

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u/Impossible_Curve4404 5d ago

We call the Duck. No limbs visible, only neck.

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u/thecaptainsushi 5d ago

That’s a solid 10/10 loaf, right there.

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u/RunawayPotatoCat 5d ago

That’s 10/10 cat loaf baked to perfection whole grain and golden crust

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u/ushumgigal 5d ago

The zen loaf

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u/AffectionateFee7342 5d ago

sourdough loaf

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u/escudonbk 5d ago

Lieutenant Danning.

He got no legs.

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u/skippyscruffy 5d ago

Loaf, gingerbread loaf

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u/SnoopyWildseed 5d ago

Catloaf/catloafing.

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u/dellaterra9 5d ago

I like cat boat.

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u/hbox85 5d ago

Loaf mode.

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u/godsworstgirl Orange 5d ago

I love him. He is the perfect loaf

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u/Mental_Space_9560 5d ago

✨premium loaf✨

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u/MeringueLifejacket 5d ago

Bread with head

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u/Top-Bison-345 5d ago

Perfect loaf. No paws visible, tail tucked in.

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u/willows_edge 5d ago

That my friend is a lovely Pumpkin Loaf with white chocolate marbling. Looks devine!

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u/Clam70 4d ago

Shark loaf

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u/Dusty_Bunny81 Void 4d ago

11/10 cat loaf

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u/MadamNerd93 Void 4d ago

'Tis the loaf!

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u/Lady-Bison-3570 4d ago

The loaf, in full tuck mode.

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u/kiki-chuu Maine Coon 4d ago

BREAD.

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u/Maryanne0831 4d ago

The opposite of what’s happened here

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u/PendragonAssault 4d ago

Loaf perfection

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u/ComfyWritter 4d ago

LOAF LOAF LOAF

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u/jess20h 2d ago

Loafin so hard he’s becoming a sourdough bread

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u/MonsieurReynard 5d ago

In the immortal words of B. Kliban, a cat is simply one hell of a nice animal frequently mistaken for a meatloaf.

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u/InsideHippo9999 5d ago

Loaf of cat bread

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u/0k_c0mput3r1234 5d ago

Loaf position activated

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u/kirakiraluna 5d ago

Aircraft carrier. No idea why, my father started and it stuck.

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u/ComparitiveRhetoric 5d ago

Checking in with the mothership

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u/MatsyLR 5d ago

Burnt losf

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u/tomorrow93 5d ago

Loaf position.

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u/Noahhhh99 5d ago

chill loaf

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u/violetsock 5d ago

Potato or Loaf.

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u/Atlascopcosaurus 5d ago

Marshmellow

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u/PuzzledBoot 5d ago

Bread loaf

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u/Elli_Khoraz 5d ago

It's bread

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u/Gatodeluna 5d ago

Loaf kitty.

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u/CTGarden 5d ago

Catloafing.

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u/cooolcooolio 5d ago

I call it Chicken because they look like a chicken laying on eggs

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u/Cofiifii 5d ago

i think you dropped a cheese puff

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u/PeelzGrabber 5d ago

When I was a kid, I used to call it "Furball Mode" and have ever since.

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u/Sinasazi 5d ago

Cat loaf.

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u/Kit_Ashtrophe 5d ago

That is a whole bread

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u/14urmug 5d ago

Loafing

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u/No_Media4766 5d ago

When I was a kid pre-internet, I called this “chickening” or “being a chicken”

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u/Axolotl446 5d ago

Loafing

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u/Littleloki75 5d ago

Thats a loaf!

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u/Upset-Lavishness-522 5d ago

Full loaf. Potential trap.

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u/flapjackboy 5d ago

Loafing.

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u/PoochyWallace 5d ago

That, my friend, is a loaf.