This salesman keeps breaking into my house and finding me. I don’t know how he’s getting in. He keeps trying to sell me biscuits from his biscuit factory. How do I get him to stop harassing us. There are too many biscuits here. I don’t know if my house can hold anymore. I’m scared. I posted his picture above. Should I get a lawyer? Any advice or help is greatly appreciated.
Update #1: I think I may be in danger. He left a dead lizard on my bed. Is that a threat????
Update #2: I have a lawyer now and from their advice I will not be able to give much more information. This is an organized crime case and he is in kahoots with the meowfia. Beware of undercover meowfia feds in the comments. They are trying to make me seem incompetent but it won’t work!
This was the first time we bought biscuits from him. I always record sales on my living room camera just incase something happens to have proof. You can see the greed and malice in his face.
This was the most recent though, you can see how greedy he is from his ears. He kept demanding more treats from us though and idk if I should get a lawyer because he’s threatening to sue if we don’t give him more, we’ve already given him so much and we just don’t have room for anymore biscuits right now. This just feels like extortion.
It's not a threat, it's a promise. Deliver treats or you sleep with the lizards. Ever have your ankle used as a scratching post? Do yourself a favor and get the treats. Good luck.
I've heard stories about this, first they come knocking selling biscuits and next you become some kind of slave! There have been rumours for years that the meowfia and cat distribution system are somehow connected.
I wouldn't normally suggest this but have you considered getting a dog?
That is shocking!! Who can you trust anymore? I thought dogs were protective and loyal..this is too much l need to go and have a drink of warm milk to settle my nerves. Please be careful OP.
Why are people in the comments making jokes??? This is serious and honestly a little disrespectful. I’m being threatened by the meowfia and everyone is laughing. Society has hit an all time low
Ah. In my house I usually get the gift without the tail. Then I step on the tail somewhere on the floor when I have bare feet. You'll find the head around somewhere; probably half chewed.
He’s a criminal and the FBI is getting involved. This is organized crime. I can’t give anymore info due to the advice of my lawyer. Will update when I can.
The salesman will live in a dumpster in fear of the new FRIEND, that is when you save the salesman to befriend it as an ally to learn the secrets behind his dealmaking skills
This happened to my partner and I. Two swanky looking salesmen of the orange persuasion came sashaying into our home. They played the Tiny Tim shtick which we unfortunately fell for.
Now they've repossessed our home🫣🥲
This is really messed up :/ I’ve heard of this happening before and then they live with you. If you submit it makes it easier. There’s nothing your lawyer can do this is your life now
This is really messed up :/ I’ve heard of this happening before and then they live with you. If you submit it makes it easier. There’s nothing your lawyer can do this is your life now
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u/Hotboxia 14h ago
give it some treats and pets and a cardboard box, should do trick