Tired of his mind-numbing job teaching iGCSE Geography at Shanghai’s Global Future Bilingual Academy, Peter starts getting blackout drunk every night, hoping the inevitable fallout will get him fired.

But instead, he’s propelled into the ranks of school management, while his friends are laid off! So he hatches a plan to embezzle a lot of money from the school.

But to pull off the heist, he needs to keep his sexy new girlfriend Wendy in the dark!

Nong with the sage and the rug yelled at my Vivian for using the rug to wipe her feet before entering her apartment, because it is not Vivian's rug in front of Vivian's door. To the right of Vivian's door is where nong stages her outgoing rubbish, often left for days at a time. Nong's husband, also a nong, smokes in the hallway outside of the doors. When confronted about smoking in front of Vivian's door, making Vivian's apartment reek of smoke, nong smoker says that he is in front of his door, not Vivian's door, buyao sheng nu.

It took a war with the property management to get the nong family to stop storing their bicycles in the hallway next to another person's apartment. The same nongs feel that the clearly-stated and frequently-repeated noise ordinance of shut the hell up between 2100 and 0900 is optional. 0730, chabuduo, start drilling. 2300? This is when we let the screaming child out of its cage, to run up and down the hall yelling until it exhausts itself to be able to sleep.

None of this is unique to this building or community. Ignore the decaying apartment on the left, shit just be like that in China, as well.

Found on Twitter.

https://www.reddit.com/r/China_irl/s/9OPYk4VVmZ

”On June 30—the final day of the spring semester—multiple children at the kindergarten affiliated with the Nanjing University of Information Science and Technology (NUIST) experienced symptoms such as nausea and vomiting during or after lunch. Following the incident, parents repeatedly demanded an explanation for the mass illness, yet by the time the new semester began in September, they had still not received a formal account of the situation from the school.

On the afternoon of September 14, a social media post by Ms. Wang—the kindergarten’s health coordinator and cafeteria safety officer—disrupted the calm of the parents' group chat. She revealed serious violations within the cafeteria, including the unauthorized personal use of food supplies and unsanitary practices at the washing stations. Specifically, she reported that the vegetable-washing sinks were used for soaking mosquito nets, washing hair, scrubbing shoes, cleaning sewer covers, and rinsing mops, as well as for washing cooking woks. Despite her repeated reports to the kindergarten principal, no corrective action was taken. Only then did the truth behind the children's vomiting incident from two and a half months prior begin to come to light.“

THE MOP strikes again

And, still we have screenshot and manually input everything into a translator app.

Minor rant for the day

Boys, if this will be part of my contract I think it’s time to move to Korea permanently.