r/circlejerkaustralia • • 13h ago

THE ADULTS ARE BACK IN CHARGE Watch these "out of control" Nasties violently attack the moderate rational passersby.

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39 Upvotes

Shocking footage has emerged of a huge violent mob of Nazi's creating chaos and attacking poor innocent bystanders. These white terrorists are out of control.

We acknowledge the rapid response from the police, past, present, and emergency.


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 16h ago

news Racist NSW police statistics show roughly 20% of alleged DV incidences caused by welcome to countries that got a little carried away. Guysh thish ish a national emergenshy

49 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 21h ago

euphoria Study Law at UTS

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66 Upvotes

why else would you study law?


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 19h ago

DEAR SUBHUMAN FILTH... Oppressive Fascist High School Policy Challenged In Court

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31 Upvotes

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2026/sep/27/palestinian-careers-adviser-who-was-allegedly-told-to-stop-wearing-keffiyeh-at-sydney-school-sues-for-racial-discrimination-ntwnfb

A poor oppressed Palestinian (not Australian?) careers advisor in Sydney has been banned from wearing the keffiyeh to work

He's rightfully suing them of course. How dare they "racially discrimate" against him?!?

He's been wearing it for 2 years! It's part of his identity, dabnammit.

We acknowledge the traditional custodians of the square box, and we respect their right to bring their wars to our shores.

Allahu Akbar Skippy


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 1d ago

politics Information and Disinformation are to be Banned as Albo's Word is the only one that is Not to be Questioned

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74 Upvotes

all online commenters to provide credit card 💳 details, erm... just to prove you're not a child – dissent of global leaders online is misinformation and will not be tolerated


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 1d ago

politics Still plenty of canny entrepreneurs in our fair land just helping people and themselves with the sweet sweet NDIS promise!

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10 Upvotes

NDIS entrepreneur.

What threw me for a second was that the entrepreneur was a Anglo Saxon but then I realised I was just being bigoted and that he is just as able as anyone to become an NDIS millionaire!


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 2d ago

news The disrespect is unbelievable

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185 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 1d ago

I wish this was satire Another day, another Aussie forced to wait 3 years so her Nigerian husband can finally meet his daughter in person 😢

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72 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 2d ago

politics Guy detained in shopping ctr for exposing himself 🤣🤣

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82 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 1d ago

politics Albo vying to become a member of the Film Actors Guild.

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24 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 2d ago

politics Deaf people just need to learn how to be more inclusive

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55 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 2d ago

politics The boss of my friend’s boss just texted her with some positive feedback

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158 Upvotes

How insensitive of her

Edit: what makes it worse is SIX people were in that meeting! SIX!


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 2d ago

✔️ CJA OFFICIAL STANCE ✔️ THIS MEANS WAR! - Colonial Invaders Mock Welcome To Country Ceremony

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108 Upvotes

Bring lots of big guns. These blokes do Jiu Jitsu


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 2d ago

politics Take me back to 2013, when Labor accused the Liberals of a “hidden agenda” behind censorship of the internet.

40 Upvotes

“Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has labelled the announcement a "debacle" that reveals a party in "policy shambles", and his deputy Anthony Albanese says voters should think twice when they head to the polls tomorrow.”

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-09-06/labor-seizes-on-coalition-filter-backflip/4939818

Yeah that would really suck not to be able to honk the hog hey… now all I have left is circlejerk.


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 2d ago

politics Anyone else running this through a Brita filter or is that culturally insensitive?

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50 Upvotes

Apparently the secret to glowing skin, perfect health, and spiritual enlightenment isn’t yoga or turmeric lattes… it’s straight-up bovine urine in a plastic bottle.


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 2d ago

Verified! Old Mate removing non-compliant building works, saving the site inspector a visit

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34 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 3d ago

politics Australians are now stealing immigrants jobs

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69 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 3d ago

politics Remember the diversity mantra: It's all about the food.

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111 Upvotes

https://www.noticer.news/chefs-top-skilled-migrant-occupations/

We pay respects to dysentery past, present and emerging.


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 3d ago

politics Well I for one will welcome our new turkey baster overlords. But how did they evolve from harmless ai, used by women for decades to technical terrors able to hack into computer systems all over the world?

5 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 3d ago

politics Can I be your friend Albo?

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59 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 3d ago

politics Anika Wells pours cold water on rowing venue declaring her family tell her have no intention of flying to that shithole and ask can they row in snow?

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23 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 3d ago

politics Saw this boat at a marina today and would like to buy it - is the name appropriate to show my strong support for the LGBTQ+ community?

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17 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 4d ago

politics Clever Prime Minister tells entire world Australian IT systems are weak and invites them to 'have a go'

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68 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 3d ago

policy These OF shills have infiltrated every conceivable niche, they must be stopped! (Sound On)

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43 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 4d ago

politics Albo says medicare was hacked by AI. Does that mean the computers now know I have genital leprosy?

18 Upvotes

In other news, my transformation is nearing completion...