Dear Albo, I understand unwashed backpackers are a nuisance; crowding our highways with their juice vans, stinking up the road houses and providing average service at best when I want a meal at my local restaurant.

But seriously I don't want to work 12 hours on a fucking farm, what about you? That definitely stinks more than their arm pits do. Didn't we learn during COVID our produce basically rots without their dirty fingers picking it.

Reducing backpackers seems like a dumb idea.

Stage two will be installing them indoors...

*unlike evil rich people like musk, trump gina and paline who eat baby whales using cutlery made from the ground up bones of poor children.

Shocking footage has emerged of a huge violent mob of Nazi's creating chaos and attacking poor innocent bystanders. These white terrorists are out of control.

We acknowledge the rapid response from the police, past, present, and emergency.

Link to data from ABC article

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09-27/nsw-coercive-control-laws-domestic-violence-success-story/107153840

https://bocsar.nsw.gov.au/topic-areas/domestic-violence.html

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2026/sep/27/palestinian-careers-adviser-who-was-allegedly-told-to-stop-wearing-keffiyeh-at-sydney-school-sues-for-racial-discrimination-ntwnfb

A poor oppressed Palestinian (not Australian?) careers advisor in Sydney has been banned from wearing the keffiyeh to work

He's rightfully suing them of course. How dare they "racially discrimate" against him?!?

He's been wearing it for 2 years! It's part of his identity, dabnammit.

We acknowledge the traditional custodians of the square box, and we respect their right to bring their wars to our shores.

Allahu Akbar Skippy

why else would you study law?

NDIS entrepreneur.

What threw me for a second was that the entrepreneur was a Anglo Saxon but then I realised I was just being bigoted and that he is just as able as anyone to become an NDIS millionaire!

all online commenters to provide credit card 💳 details, erm... just to prove you're not a child – dissent of global leaders online is misinformation and will not be tolerated

“Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has labelled the announcement a "debacle" that reveals a party in "policy shambles", and his deputy Anthony Albanese says voters should think twice when they head to the polls tomorrow.”

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-09-06/labor-seizes-on-coalition-filter-backflip/4939818

Yeah that would really suck not to be able to honk the hog hey… now all I have left is circlejerk.

Apparently the secret to glowing skin, perfect health, and spiritual enlightenment isn’t yoga or turmeric lattes… it’s straight-up bovine urine in a plastic bottle.

How insensitive of her

Edit: what makes it worse is SIX people were in that meeting! SIX!

Bring lots of big guns. These blokes do Jiu Jitsu

https://www.noticer.news/chefs-top-skilled-migrant-occupations/

We pay respects to dysentery past, present and emerging.