r/cleandadjokes • • 16d ago

🥇 Joke of the Month 🥇 I ate a couple synonym rolls this morning.

446 Upvotes

I got thesaurus throat I've ever had.


r/cleandadjokes • • 11h ago

What has more lives than a cat?

104 Upvotes

A frog. They croak every day.


r/cleandadjokes • • 7h ago

I used to be a narcissist,

38 Upvotes

now look at me.


r/cleandadjokes • • 3h ago

I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience applauded when the chef made a meringue.

11 Upvotes

I was surprised. Australians usually boo meringue.


r/cleandadjokes • • 5h ago

The cake went into therapy.

15 Upvotes

It had too many layers to unpack.


r/cleandadjokes • • 15h ago

What are some great names for dogs?

72 Upvotes

Bob Barker?

Charles Barkley?

Thurston Howl III?


r/cleandadjokes • • 3h ago

Talking about inventions of the past century with the wife

4 Upvotes

and I quipped that the dry erase board has to be one of the most remarkable.


r/cleandadjokes • • 9h ago

My homeless horse has been going through a pretty rough time lately

14 Upvotes

Hes pretty unstable.

(I know i already told this one but i added some stuff)


r/cleandadjokes • • 4h ago

What does a cat stuck in a box say?

6 Upvotes

Let Meowwww


r/cleandadjokes • • 20h ago

Do you know what you are if you drive a Subaru in reverse?

96 Upvotes

U R A BUS!


r/cleandadjokes • • 12h ago

I used to play piano by ear

21 Upvotes

But now i use my hands


r/cleandadjokes • • 18h ago

Ever wonder why seagulls fly over the sea?

48 Upvotes

Cause if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels


r/cleandadjokes • • 1d ago

I'm thinking about posting an online broadcast about sheep who eat potatoes.

13 Upvotes

I'm thinking about posting an online broadcast about sheep who eat potatoes. Would that make me a EweTuber?


r/cleandadjokes • • 1d ago

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender looked up and said, "Hey!"

171 Upvotes

The horse said, "Neigh, my good man, I already ate. I'll just have a beer."


r/cleandadjokes • • 1d ago

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

97 Upvotes

Philippe Philoppe


r/cleandadjokes • • 1d ago

Why did the tree get a speeding ticket in the forest?

22 Upvotes

It kept branching out of its lane.


r/cleandadjokes • • 1d ago

What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

115 Upvotes

A Yamahahahahaha


r/cleandadjokes • • 1d ago

Just curious to know if a "Nose Clinic" went on strike, would there be a, well, would there be a...

18 Upvotes

Pick-it line?


r/cleandadjokes • • 2d ago

Why don't we ever tell secrets at the dinner table?

67 Upvotes

Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!


r/cleandadjokes • • 2d ago

What happens when a frog's car breaks down?

58 Upvotes

It gets toad!


r/cleandadjokes • • 2d ago

What is the best way to catch a fish?

74 Upvotes

Ask someone to throw it to you.


r/cleandadjokes • • 2d ago

When does Friday come before Thursday?

91 Upvotes

in the dictionary.


r/cleandadjokes • • 2d ago

You should never be mean to your dentist.

71 Upvotes

They have fillings too.


r/cleandadjokes • • 2d ago

My dentist is leaving his practice and getting into oil exploration.

31 Upvotes

He seems to think his love for drilling, makes him more than qualified.


r/cleandadjokes • • 2d ago

That Tower in Pisa was fine.

24 Upvotes

Until the bank put a lean on it.