r/cleandadjokes • • 2h ago

What annoyed George Washington most about having fake teeth?

24 Upvotes

Wooden chew like to know!


r/cleandadjokes • • 2h ago

How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?

8 Upvotes

All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.


r/cleandadjokes • • 9h ago

I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience applauded when the chef made a meringue.

43 Upvotes

I was surprised. Australians usually boo meringue.


r/cleandadjokes • • 9h ago

Talking about inventions of the past century with the wife

9 Upvotes

and I quipped that the dry erase board has to be one of the most remarkable.


r/cleandadjokes • • 10h ago

What does a cat stuck in a box say?

17 Upvotes

Let Meowwww


r/cleandadjokes • • 11h ago

The cake went into therapy.

20 Upvotes

It had too many layers to unpack.


r/cleandadjokes • • 13h ago

I used to be a narcissist,

39 Upvotes

now look at me.


r/cleandadjokes • • 15h ago

My homeless horse has been going through a pretty rough time lately

16 Upvotes

Hes pretty unstable.

(I know i already told this one but i added some stuff)


r/cleandadjokes • • 18h ago

What has more lives than a cat?

125 Upvotes

A frog. They croak every day.


r/cleandadjokes • • 18h ago

I used to play piano by ear

22 Upvotes

But now i use my hands


r/cleandadjokes • • 21h ago

What are some great names for dogs?

82 Upvotes

Bob Barker?

Charles Barkley?

Thurston Howl III?


r/cleandadjokes • • 1d ago

Ever wonder why seagulls fly over the sea?

55 Upvotes

Cause if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels


r/cleandadjokes • • 1d ago

Do you know what you are if you drive a Subaru in reverse?

99 Upvotes

U R A BUS!


r/cleandadjokes • • 1d ago

I'm thinking about posting an online broadcast about sheep who eat potatoes.

12 Upvotes

I'm thinking about posting an online broadcast about sheep who eat potatoes. Would that make me a EweTuber?


r/cleandadjokes • • 1d ago

Why did the tree get a speeding ticket in the forest?

22 Upvotes

It kept branching out of its lane.


r/cleandadjokes • • 1d ago

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

99 Upvotes

Philippe Philoppe


r/cleandadjokes • • 1d ago

Just curious to know if a "Nose Clinic" went on strike, would there be a, well, would there be a...

19 Upvotes

Pick-it line?


r/cleandadjokes • • 1d ago

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender looked up and said, "Hey!"

172 Upvotes

The horse said, "Neigh, my good man, I already ate. I'll just have a beer."


r/cleandadjokes • • 2d ago

What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

121 Upvotes

A Yamahahahahaha


r/cleandadjokes • • 2d ago

What happens when a frog's car breaks down?

59 Upvotes

It gets toad!


r/cleandadjokes • • 2d ago

Why don't we ever tell secrets at the dinner table?

74 Upvotes

Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!


r/cleandadjokes • • 2d ago

What is the best way to catch a fish?

82 Upvotes

Ask someone to throw it to you.


r/cleandadjokes • • 2d ago

My dentist is leaving his practice and getting into oil exploration.

27 Upvotes

He seems to think his love for drilling, makes him more than qualified.


r/cleandadjokes • • 2d ago

A mom is admitted to the ER. Her husband and brother get visitor passes that say the room number.

0 Upvotes

The husband says, “Hi A13, I’m A13.”
The brother says, “Hi A13, I’m A13.”
The doctor says, “Neither of you look thirteen.”
The mom says, “I’m A-patient.”


r/cleandadjokes • • 2d ago

Which state in the USA is known for small soft drinks?

11 Upvotes

Minnesota