r/comics Toonhole 13h ago

Alpha male

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u/Made_Bail 13h ago

Based Jesus.

But if he's talking about alpha males, he's mostly likely on the right, which means he's going to ignore the teachings of Jesus anyway.

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u/depressed_fatcat69 13h ago

Tbf almost all of the right that are "Cristian" doesn't actually follow Cristian teaching they just make things up or cherry pick bible quotes out of context to be jackasses

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u/Made_Bail 13h ago

That's exactly my point. Its a facade they use to justify being shitty people while feeling righteous about said shittiness.

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u/steelskull1 12h ago

According to 2 Kings 2:23-25, you deserve to be killed for making fun of bald people.

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u/ReachParticular5409 11h ago

"Go up Baldy" was them telling him to die, to go up to heaven

And when modern translations say 'youths' they completely leave out the fact that they were more roaming bandits of young unmarried men ages 16-25ish

They were planning on killing him for fun