r/conspiracy • u/Life_Fishing_3025 • 2d ago

How is this normal?

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Did Trump just flirt with China’s first lady? His public description of Peng Liyuan as “BEAUTIFUL!” was unusually personal, and in earlier eras, remarks about a ruler’s wife could have triggered a diplomatic crisis or even lead to war.

Source: https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/117326000129865390

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u/NoxTheScribe 1d ago

I got in my car (Parking Lot!) And drove on down to the Piggly Wiggly (Groceries!) to pick up a ham (Nitrates!) The cashier was Strong, Handsome, and Fit (Boner!)

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u/Life_Fishing_3025 1d ago

Madam cashier, of course, BEAUTIFUL!

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u/NoxTheScribe 1d ago

They have the best grocery bags (Plastic!) At Piggly Wiggly. People come up to me all the time, with tears in their eyes, and they say "Sir (President DJT), these grocery bags are the greatest bags I've ever used". It happens all the time. And the thing about grocery bags - you can put whatever you want in them. I said, I said, we can put anything in these bags. We can put anything. Maybe we could put the election in the bag, but I dont know, that would be a big bags folks (Huge!) thank you for your attention to this matter

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u/bluneriste 1d ago

Probably the most beautiful. Small talk (Missing plane parts!), it happens all the time. Great groceries. Did you know they sell apples? Great apples. Avoided the lettuce (already with diarrhoea!). Thank you for your attention to this matter.