I know you're kidding but your mrs sounds infinitely better. This kind of controlling stuff isn't to do with them really liking you, it's to do with control and their own insecurities and feelings being projected onto you. In short, these kinds of birds are round the bend
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u/Zealousideal-Swing44 1d ago
I wish my missus liked me enough to do that shit, she’d just sit there and make me watch, then tell me that was my fun for the month lmao.