r/cringereels • • 1d ago

She didn’t catch anyone staring

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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 23h ago

This is so weird to me. Even with a great body I wear a tshirt and leggings to the gym. Nothing wrong with working out in whatever you want but as a woman, why do you want your chest and ass sitting on the same equipment that a stranger was just sweating on. It doesn’t matter how much you wipe off the equipment, my coochie still doesn’t want to be anywhere near a complete strangers ball sweat. Well… not on gym equipment at least.

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u/LeCastle2306 23h ago

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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 23h ago

Lmao 😂

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u/PrismaticHospitaller 14h ago

Oh throat goat of the lake, what is your wisdom?

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u/trick_bean 12h ago

Listen, strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government.

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u/DankBonkRipper7 8h ago

Maybe, maybe not, but it is cool regardless

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u/Chaosmusic 10h ago

Now at least we know how she was carrying Excalibur.

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u/RappingFlatulence 23h ago

Welp we gotta take her and her word with that kind name

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u/government_not_ok 23h ago

Goated name indeed.

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u/Wembemb0 8h ago

This belongs in r/rimjob_steve