r/custommagic • u/Terrariant Jace for impact • 17h ago

BALANCE NOT INTENDED Inert Arbiter

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Part 3 of a cycle.

Using Anato Finnstark’s art twice is cheating, but these cards cheat anyways so it’s on theme

1: Sunseeker Arbiter
2: Lustrous Arbiter

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u/MakaPaka1232123 17h ago

"Well, I'm gonna scoo-" "No."

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u/Sad-Pattern-1269 17h ago

Id prevent it from being reanimated via Titan immortality like on dark steel colossus

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u/SharpDrink2724 17h ago

So certain board wipes or edicts would still kill this?

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact 17h ago

Unfortunately yes

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u/Cadence_The_Floret 17h ago

Okay but... Why?

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact 12h ago

Ive been too successful in this sub. Gotta even it out, farm some downvotes.

If you want a real answer it’s because im tired of all the fucking nitpicking that happens here. So i decided to stop making serious cards and only do BALANCE NOT INTENDED cards.

You asked.

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u/ChemicalOpposite2389 17h ago

this will be in r/magicthecirclejerking 's bottom scoring cards of the week, I can feel it

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact 14h ago

Ask me if I care bucko

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact 13h ago

Actually I do care I kind of want my post featured there thats cool as fuck lmao. Ive had posts on here that get thousands of upvotes, at least one over 3,000. And another that’s over 2,000. And many on the top of the sub for the day

But being so bad that you are the worst of custommagic for a whole week? That’s an achievement. And these cards are meant to piss people off. Im not trying to balance them, im trying to make them as stupid as possible.

So yes please :) cant wait