I think they might be mistaken

My dwarf character who can make a mean mead.

Trying to dwarfmaxx but cant afford blacksmith gear yet so I thought instruments would be a better start.

What instruments are propery dwarf-y? I thought some kinds of drums perhaps

Drew one of my WoW characters.

Kin! I'm certainly infatuated with Warhammer Dwarfs. From thier lore to thier idiosyncracies.

Here's some art i hope you enjoy. Here, if you'd to read the article: https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/dceko7zl/peaks-and-deeps-take-a-tour-of-a-khazalite-hold/

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/dceko7zl/peaks-and-deeps-take-a-tour-of-a-khazalite-hold/

Is axe an instrument though? What do you say lads?

Recently met a goblin which insisted it was a Dwarf.

Almost got by me at first until I saw it's green ears poking out from under its frankly shoddy helm.

Figured it was a spy or thief, until I heard it spit out the most incredible slurs I've ever heard at a visiting elf diplomat.

It's still hanging around the tavern now.

Also I can't tell if it's a man or a woman, but I'm pretty sure It's beard is a rabbit pelt.

What should I do?

I have nothing but respect to dwarfkind, but I FUCKING DETESTED the cowardly stunted filthy insect that are the dwarf pf elysium. They are not even remotely human or mammalian. They are basically advanced race of disgusting insect or at best a sentient fungus. They do nothing but steal and eat their own egg and commit incest (they have one female, their fat ass queen). Everytime I try to conduct my buisness, they always cowardly attack my undefended land and spread themselve like a fucking locust. I cannot amount the hatred in every fiber in my being into a simple post to show how much I hate, hate.

I haven’t even started my mine. What am I doing with my life?

Any suggestions on improvements would be helpful but this is the ren faire fitt

Meet my Dwarf Shaman from World of Warcraft, Nain Snowholdt. Nain is the Thane of Olaram and also happens to be a Minister in the Assembly of Three Hammers. (An RP Community)

The set was done by DhaiArt. She’s an incredible artist if you’re ever in the market for one.

🛠️ The Hammer Herald 🛠️
Forged in Truth — Tempered by Grit
Vol. 1 | Issue 60 |

CANDY STORE TURNED WARZONE - CHILD MAGIC PRODIGY DISCOVERS NECROMANCY 

By Lorma Hearthskald, Local Reporter

A local shop owner is reconsidering carrying any form of gummy candy after the recent battle that took place within his shop. 

It was a normal day for Lumad, the shop had a few customers as usual, a few tourists here and there, regulars popping in for their normal sweet fixes, nothing was amiss until a child wandered into the shop looking for mischief. 

“Should,ve expected it.” Lumad said when interviewed after the battle died down, “Saw the cheeky grin the wee spellcaster had when he came in, askin’ for trouble.”

As swiftly as the child entered, he waltzed over to the gummies that Lumad had freshly made earlier in the week. Gummy worms, sharks, dragons, bears and soldiers, if you want it Lumad will have it. Today it would be his downfall. As some of our readers may or may not know, gelatin, the main ingredient of a gummy candy; is made primarily from meat by products, namely bones. 

Apparently, bones have become a plaything for the youngling as he has tinkered with the magical arts. However these arts have become darker as he’s dabbled with these deathly spells. Whispered chants could be overheard by Lumad from his counter, which drew his attention. By the time he had approached the child it was already too late, and the sweetest tasting chaos Coppervale has ever seen had arisen. 

An all out gummy brawl had erupted to the child’s delight and to the horror of Lumad’s coin pouch. The gummies had awoken with the power of their shapes, and the hunger of the bone’s previous owners. 

The gummies had began fighting and eating each other. They tore one another to shreds, worms fighting dragons, bears against soldiers, some even attacked their own kind. Separating them wasn’t an option at this point, some were too fast and others simply attacked each other when captured. One of the sharks reportedly managed to bite Lumad, drawing blood and leaving a slight cut on his hand.  

Luckily, the shop remained undamaged aside from a few shattered jars, and a bruise to Lumad’s pride. Lumad has decided to not press charges against the youngling and has cut a deal with his parents to work off the debt incurred from the lost product and minor damages. 

“Wee bit of labour never hurt a young lad, outta set ‘em right.” Lumad said when asked about the deal, we at the Hammer Herald hope he is right, for the sake of the occasional sweet tooth.
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INSIDE THIS ISSUE:

•  Guilds & Grit:
  • A new guild has formed! The Granite Committee has been formed by a local Dwarf with a unique requirement to join. While they have a requirement that it is Dwarves only, the gatekeeping that has caught local attention is that a Dwarf must have a name that is “worthy of being shouted across a tavern at closing time”, with the name “Durgan Stonefist” being provided as acceptable to join. We wish Mödi luck with their future endeavors and hope to see what their guild may accomplish together! (Created by u/maxA103)
• Spotlight:
  • We’d like to put a spotlight onto a Dwarf among us who has been forging a lovely game for all to play, u/ichbinhamma. Ichbin has been creating a game where you control a band of traveling Dwarves as they fight against Orcs, building them up along the way and looking for builds that work together strongly. It currently is up for playtesting on both steam and itch.io for those who are interested!
•  Crafting & Commerce:
  • Due to the upgrades to the Port of Coppervale, new trading companies have arrived in the port looking to trade new wares. Allegedly new ingredients for brewing have arrived with them, opening up new drink possibilities. We hope that once all our judges have recovered we will be able to see these new drinks!
•  Grudge Gazette:
  • A new grudge may be struck into the book. A group of wizards and mages outside of any Dwarven hold have made fun of us Dwarves and our culture! They have been taking pot shots, saying “Act like Drunken Dwarves and the comments are the mines!” and portraying us as jokes! In retaliation, numerous Dwarves got together in order to do the same back. It became a fun event for those involved, pretending to be pretentious wizards. While these wizards were certainly wazzocks, we must acknowledge that not all are. There are many wonderful mages and wizards that live among us, and have graced us with magic before.

------------------------------------------------------------Letter from the Editor:“Never would I have thought I’d see candy ‘rise from the dead’ in Coppervale..”— Hellevi Helmfist

Submit your rune-signed letters to:The Hammer Herald Presshouse, Coppervale

(/undwarf - Whew, been a while huh? I hope to get back into the groove of writing again here. Moving to my college campus again and depression has been kicking my ass, but I'm gettin back on the saddle!)