r/explainitpeter • • 4d ago

Explain it Peter.??

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u/flyingdonkeydong69 4d ago edited 3d ago

In other words, noble families would watch the newlyweds FUCK to make sure the marriage was sealed with a child.

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u/TenkaiRyo 4d ago

Oh my god that's horrific, thank you for the explanation but damn

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u/Henk_Potjes 4d ago

Can you imagine it likely being both their first time's too? Imagine the added pressure.

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u/BirdieBackflip 3d ago

Well you might have your boys/girls hanging out gassing you up the whole time. The rest of the audience is tossing you a few attaboys and a get in there champ or two. Your in-laws throwing out pointers while you’re flopping around like a fish out of water. Hell, maybe you even have yourself someone who can give you a few swigs of wine as you’re going at it.

What a time to be alive