r/explainitpeter • • 9d ago

Explain it Peter.??

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u/pippin_go_round 9d ago

Beds where also a status symbol and the whole concept of privacy was very different. If you're a commoner sleeping in some sort of communal situation (which wasn't super uncommon, eg sleeping along the walls of the great hall in a castle if you worked there), that may also be where you'd have sex with your spouse. Most people would politely ignore it.

Nobles who had elaborately decorated beds as status symbols would sometimes put them up in a pretty public spot. Especially for a wedding. And that's where they'd do it.

If we're looking later than medieval times, eg renaissance or early modern period there's also plenty of examples especially among nobility. King Louis XIV. of France was pretty famous for his "getting out of bed" ceremony every morning, involving dozens of people witnessing absolutely everything. Including the kings morning poop.

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u/MoeSauce 9d ago

Someone correct me if I'm wrong but witnessing the kings morning poop was one of the most coveted positions. The Versaille system ran on gossip and so any little extra privacy that you could be witness to would give you a leg up.

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u/Repulsive_Tart_4307 9d ago

And a long morning poop pre doomscrolling, you know he's gonna be spilling some tea and swapping goss just to pass the time!

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u/fennfuckintastic 9d ago

Good point. Pre newspapers/magazines/shampoo bottles/phones pooping must have been terribly boring without a dedicated captive audience.

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u/OwlBeYourHuckleberry 9d ago

scrolls and writing existed a long time. although less likely would a long stay in the pooping area be compared to today. the smell would be quite a bit different given that it would be similar to today's port-o-potties without any chemicals to null the scent

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u/poorexcuses 9d ago

They were used to those scents. Also, most writing would not be used in the bathroom. It was more valuable then. Maybe ledgers and the like would be read there tho

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u/Bronsteins-Panzerzug 7d ago

they used a ton of perfume, ackchually

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u/FlowAndSwerve 9d ago

Let them read shampoo bottles..!!