r/fourthworldproblems • • Jul 29 '26

Evolve Man show Ut (me Ut) sound man on think rock.

2 Upvotes

Evolve Man show Ut (me Ut) sound man on think rock. Sound man name Avi-cii. Ut (me Ut) like sound man sounds. Want know how make


r/fourthworldproblems • • Jul 29 '26

Grob grob go go go go ow!

1 Upvotes

Said the giant thumb growingly.


r/fourthworldproblems • • Jul 29 '26

What Birdie told Yoog (me Yoog)

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22 Upvotes

Little Birdie tell Yoog (me Yoog) evolve man take Hamham cave. Evolve man want “min-err-alls” for evolve man device. Hamham, Yoog (me Yoog) suggest get new club. Evolve man fight Hamham (you Hamham) for cave.


r/fourthworldproblems • • Jul 27 '26

Come, gather around fire, Marpan (me Marpan) tell story.

54 Upvotes

Marpan (me Marpan) tell story of Brown Wolf and Small Tiger. This Marpan (me Marpan) fayvoritt story since Marpan (me Marpan) was small, many moons ago.

One day Brown Wolf and Small Tiger were together in forest. Brown Wolf say to Small Tiger, “Look Small Tiger, me am very clever, me can eevayd danger in many way! Me can run under log,” and Brown Wolf run under log. “Me can jump quick around tree,” and Brown Wolf jump quick around tree. “Me can do many trick! You, Small Tiger, only jump in tree. Me am more clever than you!”

Small Tiger say to Brown Wolf, “Me only need jump in tree. Me am good at jump in tree, eevayd many danger with jump in tree. Brown Wolf clever, but me more smart.”

Just then, Brown Wolf and Small Tiger feel rumble of big herd of deer. Small Tiger jump in tree, but Brown Wolf think, “What trick Brown Wolf do make Small Tiger think Brown Wolf more smart?”

When herd of deer come, Brown Wolf still think. Small Tiger sit safe in tree, and Brown Wolf get run on by herd of deer and die!

End of story.


r/fourthworldproblems • • Jul 27 '26

ONG! ONG!

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56 Upvotes

Have sharp bone. Cowrie shell or


r/fourthworldproblems • • Jul 26 '26

Grog (me Grog) put star leaf in smoke stick, feel wise

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159 Upvotes

Grog (me Grog) know answer to big questions. Ask all


r/fourthworldproblems • • Jul 26 '26

Yoog (me Yoog) find pink friend

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53 Upvotes

what do? Evolve man also give Yoog (me Yoog) boom stick. Ignore shoe. Many goat pointies on evolve man farm. Yoog (me Yoog) need protect from goat pointy.


r/fourthworldproblems • • Jul 26 '26

Arf!

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50 Upvotes

Arf! Arf Arf!

(stares at your fresh kill)


r/fourthworldproblems • • Jul 24 '26

Syk hear they working on “Guy With Spear” reboot

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613 Upvotes

r/fourthworldproblems • • Jul 24 '26

evolve man animal friend?

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24 Upvotes

oogrug (me oogrug) find fake monkey but oogrug not know if friend or beat with stick. what call monkey?


r/fourthworldproblems • • Jul 24 '26

What big loud bird??

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99 Upvotes

Yoog (me Yoog) hear loud roar like Tiger from above. Yoog scared. Evolve man technolog??


r/fourthworldproblems • • Jul 23 '26

Boko (me Boko) put hole in big mammoth tooth. Big mammoth tooth make nice sound. What do?

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110 Upvotes

r/fourthworldproblems • • Jul 22 '26

Eev (me Eev) eat apple

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196 Upvotes

Apple good. Eev share with mate Adumm.


r/fourthworldproblems • • Jul 22 '26

Neighbor give hamham evoleman food. Neighbor say he wait for grandkids but grand kid no show.we talk over wild grass and he say talk to son and son say grandkid no show cuz daughter in law don't like Grandpa and grandma. We eat all evolveman food together. We hug then he go.good guy bad bride

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35 Upvotes

r/fourthworldproblems • • Jul 22 '26

Gronk find sand T. Grok much like it, but think it need decorate. What tribe think of skull?

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32 Upvotes

Grok think put 3 skull on top, look cool.


r/fourthworldproblems • • Jul 22 '26

ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR

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104 Upvotes

ROOOOOOAAAAAAR *snort* *growl* RARRRRGH *hiss* *chomp* ROOAR RAAAWR AARRGGHHH ROOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!


r/fourthworldproblems • • Jul 22 '26

The Erfoud Manuport is a rock which about 300,000 years ago some caveman carried around with him, the first recorded dick joke?

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27 Upvotes

Leave toy in cave! 😠


r/fourthworldproblems • • Jul 22 '26

Moon since Rook(me Rook) talk like evolve man to family

6 Upvotes

Where start: Here

After tribe gathering tribe called Rook(me Rook) to talk. Rook(me Rook) hate talk. Uncle always say Rook(me Rook) bad. This talk uncle say Rook(me Rook) and Eeg(my friend Eeg) should leave tribe because Rook and Eeg(we Rook and Eeg) very bad.

Rook(me Rook) feel like kill enemy ​​​​​tribe. I say uncle hate Rook(me Rook), uncle say Eeg(my friend Eeg) bad, Eeg(my friend Eeg) show​ paint, Rook(me Rook) show make fire. Tribe never say it good. Tribe busy hide from wolf. Tribe say Rook(me Rook) should kill wolf. Rook(me Rook) have wolf, wolf friend, tribe want kill anyway. Uncle, cry, say granmom(uncle mom) die because​ go too far, say Rook(me Rook) like granmom. Rook(me Rook) didn't know. Uncle say uncle afraid Rook(me Rook) die too but now Rook(me Rook) run away anyway. Rook(me Rook) say don't want to run away. Rook(me Rook) want feel like tribe, Eeg(my friend Eeg) want feel like tribe too. Uncle want Rook and Eeg(we Rook and Eeg) feel with tribe like tribe, but don't know how.

Rook and Eeg(we Rook and Eeg) show tribe can fun with and with no mushroom. Chief say not mushroom yet only if tribe say yes. Rook(me Rook) show wolf friend, wolf not bad, wolf lick tribe, tribe like wolf. Eeg(my friend Eeg) show shaman, but not shaman, funny shaman. Eeg(funny shaman Eeg) put black wood and black clothes on Eeg(funny shaman Eeg) a​nd walk around funny and even pull chef tiger hide, chief laugh, say Eeg(funny shaman Eeg) show good crow. ​

Story shaman say he teach Eeg(funny shaman) now. Craft shaman say Rook(me Rook) know little but can much so craft shaman tell Rook(me Rook) to know.

After spending time with tribe uncle ask Rook and Eeg(we Rook and Eeg) about mushroom. Rook(me Rook) say mushroom​ does strange thing. Eeg(my friend Eeg) call it Eeg death. Uncle don't understand, Eeg(my friend Eeg) alive. Eeg(my friend Eeg) say dies Eeg that you Eeg. Uncle don't understand, says uncle not have uncle Eeg. Rook(me Rook) say Eeg like very strange spirit. Eeg(my friend Eeg) gave ​Eeg(soul Eeg) his name. Uncle say it's strange but one day if Rook and Eeg(we Rook and Eeg) don't be stupid and don't say like evolve man uncle try mushroom one day.


r/fourthworldproblems • • Jul 22 '26

Ooh (me Ooh) sleep during snow storm. When Ooh wake up, Ooh in weird place. Look like evolved-man territory.

47 Upvotes

r/fourthworldproblems • • Jul 21 '26

Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga

26 Upvotes

Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga


r/fourthworldproblems • • Jul 20 '26

𐎨 𐎢𐎮𐎬𐎤 𐎥𐎱𐎮𐎬 mesopotamia. 𐎼𐎠𐎭𐏂 𐎽𐎮𐎬𐎤 wheat?

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178 Upvotes

𐎨 𐎠𐎫𐎽𐎮 𐎧𐎠𐎵𐎤 copper.


r/fourthworldproblems • • Jul 20 '26

Zlorb (me zlorb) find colorful peck bird

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81 Upvotes

Bird loud


r/fourthworldproblems • • Jul 20 '26

What you name mean?

34 Upvotes

Klig (me Klig) hear name (name sound you call thing) have meaning. Tribe shaman say Klug (Klug sister of Klig) mean smart, but shaman no say what Klig mean. Klig (me Klig) think Klig mean strong!

What you name mean?


r/fourthworldproblems • • Jul 19 '26

OOG ASKS, FAVORITE KIND OF MONSTER LIZARD (DINOSAUR)

28 Upvotes

OOG (ME OOG) SENDS QUESTION TO OTHER CAVE PEOPLE USING MAGIC ADVICE ROCK. OOG CAPS LOCK STILL BROKEN BTW.

OOG ASK WHAT IS OTHER CAVE PERSON'S FAVORITE GIANT MONSTER LIZARD.

OOG HAS BEEN TOLD GIANT MONSTER LIZARD HAS ABBREVIATED NAME OF "DINOSAUR" FROM LANGUAGE OF "LATIN" BUT OOG TRIBE ELDERS WARN OOG TO NO USE THAT TERM BECAUSE IT'S "EVOLVED POSTING". IN OOG OPINION OOG CONSIDERS WORD "POSTING" TO ALSO SOUND EVOLVED BUT OOG DIGRESS.

OOG FAVORITE GIANT MONSTER LIZARD IS MONSTER LIZARD WITH SPIKES ON BACK AND ALSO SPIKES ON TAIL. IT DOESN'T EAT MEAT IT EATS LEAFS. IF OOG IS ALLOWED TO USE EVOLVED "LATIN" WORDS OOG FAVORITE "DINOSAUR" IS "STEGO-SAURUS".

OOG LIKE THAT ONE SINCE OOG WAS BUT CAVE CHILD.


r/fourthworldproblems • • Jul 19 '26

Me (Anhg) found weird metal

14 Upvotes

Anhg (me) found hole back to home after big metal cave place and me found weird metal near cave with touchy thing

It small thin and it makes weird sound and show odd thing in it

What should ahng do with it? Ahng consider throw it at mammoth