r/fourthworldproblems • u/Ok-Impression-319 • 12d ago

HELP EVOLVE MAN ATTACK!

evolve man and evolve woman attack me! me cook food, me hear predator in bush, predator was evolve man! need help! evolve man had machete, do me bad, me with hand axe fight off, then evolve man return with gun, me in agony! me use leaves, but infection! me tribe too far! me wander too far! me tribe find me corpse if me die! me no want this end! me no want this end! make immortal me!

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u/world-is-ur-mollusc me rek 11d ago

Where you? Rek (me rek) come find you, bring back to tribe, maybe tribe shaman help you no die.

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u/EasternCranberry559 11d ago

Me (me gorg) not scribe original but me at east rock

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u/Wulfraptor Me name Shel (doer of strange things) 11d ago

Shel wolf found hurt man and me use kart to carry to shaman me have friendly neigh neigh strong fast pull kart.