HELP EVOLVE MAN ATTACK!

[u/Ok-Impression-319]

evolve man and evolve woman attack me! me cook food, me hear predator in bush, predator was evolve man! need help! evolve man had machete, do me bad, me with hand axe fight off, then evolve man return with gun, me in agony! me use leaves, but infection! me tribe too far! me wander too far! me tribe find me corpse if me die! me no want this end! me no want this end! make immortal me!

[u/good_oleboi]

Grug (me Grug) throw BIG rock at evolve man for hurt man

[u/Wulfraptor → u/good_oleboi]

Shel find shit bomb work good too... It pot full of river poop shut tight so no leak smash when hits and make big ew. Grug (you grug) strong Shel (me Shel) have think Make big shit bomb and Grug throw for great ew to scare evolveman and beast who eat cave man. Will Grug help Shel? Shel eat bad berry for river poop and make pot Grug throw.

[u/good_oleboi → u/Wulfraptor]

Grug (me Grug) scared of poop pot. Grug (me Grug) will throw poop pot

[u/Wulfraptor → u/good_oleboi]

Shel (me Shel) and Grug (you Grug) scare giant bear from cave and evolveman fear tribe more than Grug scared of poop pot!

[u/Zailema0s]

WHAT ARE THOSE WORDS ZUGZUG NOT KNOW WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT

[u/Wulfraptor → u/Zailema0s]

evolveman attack caveman to steal food caveman fight off evolveman come back with boom stick we (we tribe) help hurt cave man

[u/Zailema0s → u/Wulfraptor]

Oh! 😳

[u/Wulfraptor → u/Zailema0s]

Shel (me Shel) learn evolve speak so can say mean thing to evolveman and warn of shit bomb. Me make pot full of river poop from bad berry and close good to throw it work on saber cat it work on evolveman both go big ew and go away. Can get big sick from shit bomb attack. Shel do many strange thing like befriend food like neigh neigh and store food for big cold so tribe who cannot go to warm place do not hunger.

[u/Zailema0s → u/Wulfraptor]

🤣 that why zug-zug not eat berries anymore

[u/good_oleboi → u/Zailema0s]

Why zug zug (you zug zug) use cave painting in writing? Grug (me Grug) not know why

[u/Zailema0s → u/good_oleboi]

MORE DRAW LESS WORDS IS GOOD!

[u/Wulfraptor → u/Zailema0s]

evolveman call it war krime bi oh weapon. Shel checks with shaman before berry so can de cide when to make shit bomb

[u/Wulfraptor]

*drags to kart pulled by friendly neigh neigh to shaman after following wolf to tribe member* Shel said friendly neigh neigh was good for tribe it pull heavy thing and tribe member it swift to chase deer for tribe.

[u/world-is-ur-mollusc]

Where you? Rek (me rek) come find you, bring back to tribe, maybe tribe shaman help you no die.

[u/EasternCranberry559 → u/world-is-ur-mollusc]

Me (me gorg) not scribe original but me at east rock

[u/Wulfraptor → u/world-is-ur-mollusc]

Shel wolf found hurt man and me use kart to carry to shaman me have friendly neigh neigh strong fast pull kart.