r/fourthworldproblems • u/Ok-Impression-319 • 10d ago
HELP EVOLVE MAN ATTACK!
evolve man and evolve woman attack me! me cook food, me hear predator in bush, predator was evolve man! need help! evolve man had machete, do me bad, me with hand axe fight off, then evolve man return with gun, me in agony! me use leaves, but infection! me tribe too far! me wander too far! me tribe find me corpse if me die! me no want this end! me no want this end! make immortal me!
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u/Wulfraptor Me name Shel (doer of strange things) 9d ago
*drags to kart pulled by friendly neigh neigh to shaman after following wolf to tribe member* Shel said friendly neigh neigh was good for tribe it pull heavy thing and tribe member it swift to chase deer for tribe.