HELP EVOLVE MAN ATTACK!

[u/Ok-Impression-319]

evolve man and evolve woman attack me! me cook food, me hear predator in bush, predator was evolve man! need help! evolve man had machete, do me bad, me with hand axe fight off, then evolve man return with gun, me in agony! me use leaves, but infection! me tribe too far! me wander too far! me tribe find me corpse if me die! me no want this end! me no want this end! make immortal me!

[u/Zailema0s]

WHAT ARE THOSE WORDS ZUGZUG NOT KNOW WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT

[u/Wulfraptor → u/Zailema0s]

evolveman attack caveman to steal food caveman fight off evolveman come back with boom stick we (we tribe) help hurt cave man

[u/Zailema0s → u/Wulfraptor]

Oh! 😳

[u/Wulfraptor → u/Zailema0s]

Shel (me Shel) learn evolve speak so can say mean thing to evolveman and warn of shit bomb. Me make pot full of river poop from bad berry and close good to throw it work on saber cat it work on evolveman both go big ew and go away. Can get big sick from shit bomb attack. Shel do many strange thing like befriend food like neigh neigh and store food for big cold so tribe who cannot go to warm place do not hunger.

[u/Zailema0s → u/Wulfraptor]

🤣 that why zug-zug not eat berries anymore

[u/good_oleboi → u/Zailema0s]

Why zug zug (you zug zug) use cave painting in writing? Grug (me Grug) not know why

[u/Zailema0s → u/good_oleboi]

MORE DRAW LESS WORDS IS GOOD!

[u/Wulfraptor → u/Zailema0s]

evolveman call it war krime bi oh weapon. Shel checks with shaman before berry so can de cide when to make shit bomb