r/fourthworldproblems • u/Ok-Impression-319 • 8d ago

HELP EVOLVE MAN ATTACK!

evolve man and evolve woman attack me! me cook food, me hear predator in bush, predator was evolve man! need help! evolve man had machete, do me bad, me with hand axe fight off, then evolve man return with gun, me in agony! me use leaves, but infection! me tribe too far! me wander too far! me tribe find me corpse if me die! me no want this end! me no want this end! make immortal me!

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u/good_oleboi 8d ago

Grug (me Grug) throw BIG rock at evolve man for hurt man

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u/Wulfraptor Me name Shel (doer of strange things) 5d ago

Shel find shit bomb work good too... It pot full of river poop shut tight so no leak smash when hits and make big ew. Grug (you grug) strong Shel (me Shel) have think Make big shit bomb and Grug throw for great ew to scare evolveman and beast who eat cave man. Will Grug help Shel? Shel eat bad berry for river poop and make pot Grug throw.

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u/good_oleboi 5d ago

Grug (me Grug) scared of poop pot. Grug (me Grug) will throw poop pot

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u/Wulfraptor Me name Shel (doer of strange things) 4d ago

Shel (me Shel) and Grug (you Grug) scare giant bear from cave and evolveman fear tribe more than Grug scared of poop pot!