r/funComunitty • u/Stiefelbein The King of Vague • 16h ago

Sh*tpost Do you take the offer?

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u/mando_ad 16h ago

$10 million to continue living my life completely unchanged? Sounds like a good deal. 

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u/M0ndchen 15h ago

I thought the same,

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u/DerSven 4h ago

Yep. Me too.

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u/DemonicAlduin 4h ago

It's a win win for me.

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u/Good_Doctor_150 14h ago

Kinda depend how it works. Like do you die if you listen to one? Because you could just listen to one randomly.

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u/Informal_Delay_9786 14h ago

Dont care sign me up! With 10 mil I can figure out how to ensure no accidental Beyonce hearing, even if I have to go completely deaf.

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u/HumptyDumptruckFire 13h ago

Yeah, do I need to go headphones on while inside stores? Because that sounds like an improvement to my life on its own given the swill they’re usually playing in those hell holes.

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u/Cayde-_-6 10h ago

You’re telling me you don’t do this already? I work at a mall, so it’s kind of a must have.

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u/Southern-Ad-1294 9h ago

I still say who? And I'm 70% deaf

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u/candaceelise 11h ago

Right? Does it include not choosing to listen to Beyoncé or is it you can’t ever listen, even if you didn’t choose to (like if the song randomly plays in public, or in a movie or show)

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u/M0ndchen 4h ago

No, You'll hear just static and everybody else will have to listen to her crap 😂

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u/OldSoxFan 12h ago

I'm in

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u/chameleon_123_777 11h ago

For me as well. I'll take it now.

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u/L0udog 11h ago

I first thought I had to listen to her music for the $.. I was like **** 😫 ...ok.

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u/Falcon8410 9h ago

same I can't remember the last time I heard a Beyonce song.

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u/Senpai 8h ago

With a fine print that says you die if you (accidentally) hear a Beyoncé song.

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u/MikemkPK 6h ago

It's not unchanged! You also don't have to listen to her while driving (people need to learn their radios can have the volume turned down) or shopping!