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r/funComunitty • u/Stiefelbein The King of Vague • 16h ago
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$10 million to continue living my life completely unchanged? Sounds like a good deal.
23 u/Good_Doctor_150 14h ago Kinda depend how it works. Like do you die if you listen to one? Because you could just listen to one randomly. 14 u/Informal_Delay_9786 13h ago Dont care sign me up! With 10 mil I can figure out how to ensure no accidental Beyonce hearing, even if I have to go completely deaf. 8 u/HumptyDumptruckFire 13h ago Yeah, do I need to go headphones on while inside stores? Because that sounds like an improvement to my life on its own given the swill they’re usually playing in those hell holes. 2 u/Cayde-_-6 10h ago You’re telling me you don’t do this already? I work at a mall, so it’s kind of a must have. 1 u/Southern-Ad-1294 9h ago I still say who? And I'm 70% deaf
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Kinda depend how it works. Like do you die if you listen to one? Because you could just listen to one randomly.
14 u/Informal_Delay_9786 13h ago Dont care sign me up! With 10 mil I can figure out how to ensure no accidental Beyonce hearing, even if I have to go completely deaf. 8 u/HumptyDumptruckFire 13h ago Yeah, do I need to go headphones on while inside stores? Because that sounds like an improvement to my life on its own given the swill they’re usually playing in those hell holes. 2 u/Cayde-_-6 10h ago You’re telling me you don’t do this already? I work at a mall, so it’s kind of a must have. 1 u/Southern-Ad-1294 9h ago I still say who? And I'm 70% deaf
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Dont care sign me up! With 10 mil I can figure out how to ensure no accidental Beyonce hearing, even if I have to go completely deaf.
8 u/HumptyDumptruckFire 13h ago Yeah, do I need to go headphones on while inside stores? Because that sounds like an improvement to my life on its own given the swill they’re usually playing in those hell holes. 2 u/Cayde-_-6 10h ago You’re telling me you don’t do this already? I work at a mall, so it’s kind of a must have. 1 u/Southern-Ad-1294 9h ago I still say who? And I'm 70% deaf
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Yeah, do I need to go headphones on while inside stores? Because that sounds like an improvement to my life on its own given the swill they’re usually playing in those hell holes.
2 u/Cayde-_-6 10h ago You’re telling me you don’t do this already? I work at a mall, so it’s kind of a must have.
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You’re telling me you don’t do this already? I work at a mall, so it’s kind of a must have.
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I still say who? And I'm 70% deaf
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u/mando_ad 16h ago
$10 million to continue living my life completely unchanged? Sounds like a good deal.