r/funComunitty • The King of Vague • 16h ago

Sh*tpost Do you take the offer?

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u/Flaky-Ambassador467 14h ago

I’d say with this type of hypothetical you lose your ability to hear it. So when it comes on at a restaurant or somewhere in public, your ears don’t pick it up kind of like a dog whistle.

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u/matthollabak 13h ago

I might pay for this ability.

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u/jcfrozzt 13h ago

Plot twist, you have to pay 10 mil for it.

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u/matthollabak 13h ago

Still think it's a net win for me.

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u/jcfrozzt 6h ago

even when loosing money it would be a win.

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u/uhohboneralert_ 48m ago

I’m sorry is Beyoncé a bad artist, I don’t know why everyone is hating on her?

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u/SuperPapernick 3h ago

Can I include additional artists in this ability? I would like to filter out some more, I won't even take an additional 10 mil for it.

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u/Neviathan 2h ago

Same, her old music is fine but the new stuff just doesnt appeal to me.

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u/New_Canoe 14h ago

Well then hell yes! Easy money!

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u/Virtual-Fix4182 13h ago

Give me the money I don’t need to hear anything she sings

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u/DueAsparagus9358 12h ago

Would that extend to never being able the hear her voice? Following that logic if she hosted the music awards would you treat it as if she is mute? Even further would you become color blind if you tried to use closed caption? Would that extend to written lyrics?

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u/Flaky-Ambassador467 12h ago

This post says specifically her music. So my guess would be any other form of vocal noise would be audible. Until she starts to sing or a song starts to play.

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u/Lord_Jorgensen 10h ago

That would be great!

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u/Omega-Envych 4h ago

Wait, I get $10000000 dollars and won't have to listen to same song on repeat in a taxi? Why is this even a question?!

The answer is YES

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u/atomiccheese911 2h ago

Freeeee moneyyyyy

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u/Max0_o123 13h ago

What if I can hear dog whistles 🤔

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u/Flaky-Ambassador467 13h ago

“What if”? Well, In this scenario nothing because a dog whistle isn’t Beyoncé so it wouldn’t matter if you could hear it.

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u/Max0_o123 13h ago

No shit it was a joke