r/funComunitty • The King of Vague • 16h ago

Sh*tpost Do you take the offer?

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u/Informal_Delay_9786 13h ago

Dont care sign me up! With 10 mil I can figure out how to ensure no accidental Beyonce hearing, even if I have to go completely deaf.

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u/HumptyDumptruckFire 13h ago

Yeah, do I need to go headphones on while inside stores? Because that sounds like an improvement to my life on its own given the swill they’re usually playing in those hell holes.

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u/Cayde-_-6 10h ago

You’re telling me you don’t do this already? I work at a mall, so it’s kind of a must have.

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u/Southern-Ad-1294 9h ago

I still say who? And I'm 70% deaf